Waffly Bollox

yes, it’s March, but it’s new season, new us, dumbasses! Dynamite has had a rebrand, and we’ve invited our pal Eden MW to join us for a bit to chat about the new logo and set. and then we watched the show, and got excited about basically everything??

is wrestling… really good? wonders will never cease.

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a special mid-week treat: we watched Revolution, and we had thoughts! 

from Zero Hour’s extremely silly 12-man match through to Christian Cage’s turtleneck shenanigans and Toni Storm’s Gentlemen Prefer Blondes moment all the way through to Will Ospreay’s first proper proper AEW match, that World Title fight and Sting’s emotional goodbye, your girlies (gn) are here to yell about it all.

spoiler: we’re very very happy Kyle O’Reilly’s back.

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this week, Ring of Honor has been giving us all the feelings!! the women’s TV championship tournament is delivering banger match after banger match, Athena continues to be our forever fave, and poor Dalton Castle, well, he’s not having a good time. (can someone please check that Taya and Johnny are feeding the Boys properly?)

in AEW business, we still do not intend to boo Hangman Adam Page and you can’t make us, and also, please do not take Orange Cassidy away, that’s our emotional support Orange Cassidy, we would like to hang onto him for the foreseeable future.

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this episode we are not happy with anything and we are awful geese. from FTR escaping Collision prison again to an uninspiring Wardlow promo to Dave Meltzer sending us into a tailspin about our fave little guys being injured, we have had a difficult week.

luckily there’s always Christian Cage and Daniel Garcia to cheer us up. plus Orange Cassidy, we could never ever ever criticise that man in the slightest.

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what better Valentine’s Day gift could we possibly have asked for than a Texas deathmatch? Orange Cassidy and Matt Taven bloodied up the canvas, the floor, the tables, each other, and everything else in sight, and it was delightful.

unfortunately, people are still booing Hangman, so we’re less happy about that.

but hey, Rocky Romero is here to stay and we’ve got our first official announced Will Ospreay match, so overall things are… pretty good? pretty good. even if we don’t know the rules of a triple threat match.

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your girlies (gn) are back and are having a lot of feelings about what happened in wrestling this week! 

Hangman vs Swerve III happened, for one thing, and we’ve got strong opinions on who’s actually the babyface in this whole feud. Dalton Castle’s “friend” didn’t get to wrestle Johnny TV, which seemed a bit unfair.

and the Undisputed Kingdom are very much in our bad books because: why would you attack Chuck Taylor? why would you do that? don’t you have a heart???

this whole thing probably would’ve come in at around an hour long except someone asked us to fantasy book an entire women’s Continental Classic, and that meant a lot of maths… but we got there. Tony Khan, we will totally email you the league tables if you want to copy our homework?

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be warned: this is a two cuppa episode!

this week, MJ and Sarah have largely been having a great time as EVPs Matthew and Nicholas Jackson continue their reign of terror, and Best Friends enter into an actual honest-to-goodness feud with the Undisputed Kingdom. 

plus, Dalton Castle’s disgusting cheese gimmick and the shenanigans between Spanish Announce Project and the Baby Boys are bringing us joy over on Ring of Honor, and the Outcasts are funny now?? it’s new year, new me, dumbass for the entire roster and we’re delighted about it.

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it’s been another one of those weeks in the internet wrestling community - you know, the ones where you start to lose faith in humanity? luckily, we’ve got each other. and Hangman’s moustache. and, surprisingly, Chuck Taylor?

topics covered this week include Vince McMahon’s resignation, AEW’s rankings, Orange Cassidy’s rise to power, and why we love the Young Bucks. also, we’re going to be saying “well that wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card” a lot because we actually did make 2024 bingo cards. you love to see it.

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this week, Tony Khan decided that he loves us and he wants to give us nice things, because this week on Dynamite we got chatty bits with the Young Bucks and Hangman Adam Page, a banger of a main event with Samoa Joe vs HOOK, plus the return of Rey Fenix and Chuck Taylor!!!!!

we are beside ourselves. what a time to be alive.

quick technical note: uh, Sarah’s microphone died at approx the one-hour mark and her computer automatically switched to the in-line one on her headphones, we know it doesn’t sound great, we’re working with what we’ve got, and also we have learned not to let our cats knock our microphones on the floor. sorry about that. normal service resumes next week. probably.

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hey, look, if three of the Elite are going to make an appearance with moustaches, we can’t be held accountable for our reactions. this week, we are feeling very silly, and oh my god isn’t it nice to chat about wrestling without having to get too serious about it?

this episode: Claudio vs Hangman, tributes to Brodie Lee, the relative sizes of wrestling rings, instant coffee disbelief, and we just love the Young Bucks so much it basically defies explanation. 

also, we’re working on defining exactly what distinguishes a funky little guy from a funny little guy. probably it’s something to do with capes?

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