Waffly Bollox

going out of date faster than that bag of salad leaves at the back of your fridge: this is our last episode before AEW All In 2023! which is TOMORROW. what the fuck. how did that happen. someone should have warned us.

before we get there, though: we take a moment to reflect on the passing of Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt, chat about the necessity of heels and faces (do we need ‘em?), and attempt to answer some of history’s greatest dilemmas, including: which of the Young Bucks is our favourite and why?

better listen quick, we’re going all mushy.

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what a week it’s been, huh? we’re doing our best to keep our eyes firmly on the prize (aka All In), even if the wrestling drama just will not stop. but we’ve got so much to look forward to next week!!! 

this episode, we run down what we know about the card for Wembley, fantasy book some more nonsense, and debate which wrestlers do or don’t need to be keeping journals. we’re also a fan of Cole Karter’s newfound himbo turn, we think the Bucks need more screen time, and MJ explains Charlie lore to Sarah.

finally, we dug into UK wrestling chants and what kind of thing you might hear next week.

did you know it’s All in next week? it’s All In next week!!!!!

if you enjoyed this podcast, please follow us: @wafflybollox @awfullywaffly @wrassletrash or leave us a review or a star rating, it’ll make us really happy. thanks!

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was this the least sexy Dynamite ever? it might just have been. but it’s okay, we’re nothing if not resourceful. we’ve also got thoughts about the matches currently announced for All In, plus ideas of our own - we’re just gonna have to get on the bat-phone to Tony Khan and let him know.

elsewhere, we’re sad to say goodbye to the JAS, we’re definitely not ready for Shida’s championship reign to come to an end, and we do not know what we’re going to wear to All In.

one thing we do know? we support Maria Kanellis-Bennett and whatever it is she’s up to…

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this episode, nothing can bring us down because the Elite are staying at AEW baybeeeee!

that probably would’ve been enough to keep our joy-o-meters full, but the treats this week just didn’t stop coming. we got an “I love you” from Adam Cole (well, we didn't, but…), there was a match announced for All In which we cannot wait to see, Best Friends had another car park match, and Aussie Open fought little guys AND big guys!!!

treats, treats, as far as the eye can see, and that’s not even including the banger of a Women’s World Championship match that main-evented Dynamite this week. wrestling might have peaked. what more could we possibly ask for?!

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this week: can someone turn AR Fox’s volume up? we’re struggling. we’re also struggling with the fact that we still haven’t been shown the end of Blood & Guts properly? rude. on the plus side, we got lots of screentime for Best Friends and, it turns out, we’re Ring of Honor girlies now?? what a time to be alive.

the end of this podcast is us just literally reading out a list of British swear words, as categorised by the UK’s broadcast regulator, and howling like banshees about how silly some of the distinctions are, so: you’ve been warned.

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can you believe we've made it to six episodes already?! we get distracted at the mere thought of something shiny, it's kind of a miracle.

topics to ponder this week: what does evil music sound like? what kind of chocolate bar is Dynamite? and why won’t Mark Davis just give in and let us admire his beautiful face without insisting on having a terrible haircut?

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this week we were presented with a choice between sleep and watching wrestling, and we made the wrong choice. but Sarah’s got a brand new favourite indie wrestler, and MJ’s got a contender for her match of the year, so it’s not all bad.

we’re also trying out a new format, in which we… just… talk about whatever wrestling news we’re interested in? doesn’t sound that different from the old format when you put it like that, does it.

elsewhere: we’ll babygirl whoever we feel like babygirling, we don’t want to share our drinks, and we’re working on a unifying theory of Chuck Taylor.

finally: Tony, for the love of God, hire a communications team or something.

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it's Saturday, and you know what that means... it's Waffly Bollox time!

(nothing else happens on Saturdays, nope)

this week, random tag teams aren't random enough, Eddie gets all the belts, British accents are confusing even to Brits, and we'll take two tiny pocket Kenny Omegas to go, thanks.

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this week Tony Khan tried to feed us too much chocolate cake, but we said: thanks so much Mr Tony, very delicious, can we have some more?

basically we loved Forbidden Door, we’re very excited about everything, and we love all of our guys very much. especially Hangman, who is the most - the most.

we also love Cara Noir, who’s currently injured. if you fancy donating to get him back on his feet, there’s a GoFundMe here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/xur7eq-medical-support

in other news, we have a podcast-specific Twitter account now! follow us at @wafflybollox.

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this time: the verdict on Collision, drawing tag teams out of a hat, and a very serious discussion about which wrestlers we’d take with us to a desert island - you know, in a sexy way.

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