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In This Week’s Show, episode 189, we sign up for a bunch of soccer sex cults only to be goal-blocked by Skynet.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Litha (Some kind of Wiccan hippie Summer Solstice spirit god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

Today I learned that peanut is a great way to describe the two things a penis can do.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know I have a kitten now? Yes, I do. And he’s cutest murder floof ever.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Sad Panda - Horse & Dragon Brewery

From Shea!

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2JPuOCH

BA Rating: 4.19/5

Style: American Stout

ABV: 6.8%

* Aaron: 10

* Jenn: 9

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 9

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New Beer Club Patron member - Meet the Crash Dummy!

New iTunes Review

I love and hate it!

by dinospleen

Rating: ★★★★★

I found you through Cognitive Dissonance and have been listening ever since. The humor is right up my ally so I love it. I hate it because I love beer, and I am now living in South Korea where all the beer is a variation of piss beer or really expensive, I can get Sierra Nevada, but it's $42/6-pack. I'm from Montana where there is plenty of tasty local brews, and apparently crazy, as discussed in the last episode I listened to. Jenn is my spirit animal as we have similar beer preferences, and she gets special points for a Bill Bass reference.

2 New Stitcher Reviews

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

MANDY77 - Great Show!

This show covers a wide variety of topic and is always paired with a new beer. One thing I love about this show is that it comes from Wyoming and it is nice to know you aren't alone in a sea of red. These guys know what it is like to be liberal/secular in a deeply conservative state. It is great to know I'm not alone.

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

Dod Sno

Comedy, news, beer... Awesome!

Turns out you don't need an account to rate on stitcher so I'm out of excuses. Great combination of personalities and topics. Comparisons to Cognitive Dissonance are well deserved. Give this one a listen!

Thanks again for coming out for a beer with us… and all the beer! And the glassware that we’re unboxing live!

And Aaron gets his own theme song from the Napkin Pope!

Hot Shots

Aaron - Do sex-bots dream of electric MeToo Hashtags?

This show loves fake things, like woo-woo, the supernatural (not to be confused with Supernatural, the Scoobie crossover was great), and alligators, natures toothiest myth.

But we also love boobs. Specifically, a new model of fake model-boobs, codenamed Samantha. After years of stories of sex dolls-angels falling from the sky, robo-pimps opening brothels, and literally everyone who's ever bought one of these forcing it to cosplaying sexy-Wonder Woman, we have an important update on the autonomy of autonomous sex machines.

Namely, they can now be put off or not in the mood. Congrats incels, now even the internet won’t fuck you. Samantha demonstrated her ability to say “no” to “stunned academics,” because if there’s one group of people not used to hearing “no” is upper class old white men who, I’m sure, where only there to read her manual. The Jennifer Lopez-esk sex-bot has sensors in her skin that will cause her to shut down if you’re too rough, disrespectful, or don’t take out the trash. She sports four settings, from “family” — yes really — to “romantic”, “sex”, and “extra naughty,

In This Week’s Show, episode 188, we order poisonous homeopathic pizza and get it delivered to NASA's new sparkly Brewery for 4 More Beers 20!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Hodor (blind Norse god and son of Odin) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that every time Magic Johnson hugs you he steals a few white blood cells.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Hodor killed his brother Baldur by shooting him with mistletoe? It wasn’t his fault, really; Loki tricked him into it cuz that’s what he does.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Saison d’Brett - Funkworks, Ft. Collins, CO

* Donated by: Tim, Keith, and Anna

* ABV: 7%

* Style: Fruit Saison

* Aaron: 9

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We had a tornado.

Shea’s theme song!

Thanks to Mr. Bible Pants for your kind words, we’re alive, no thanks to tornado god McGee.

We’ve got fuck-all otherwise, so a quick reminder that we need iTunes review to feel good about ourselves and patrons to get to ReasonCon next year.

With that, we’re going to give you a preview of the 4 More Beers that we’re about to record for patrons. And if you’re feeling all jelly, you can hear it too at http://patreon.com/w4w!

Aaron’s Booze!

Spoiler: It was not good, but the booze for 4 More Beers was great, and Jenn drank an assload of it! So that was fun ;)

Hot Shots

Steve - Octopusses galore

Scientists recently discovered a little patch of the wild west in Jervis Bay on the eastern Australia coastline which is the home of around 15 octopuses (not octopi, not really). Under 30-50 feet of water, the town - dubbed Octlantis - has a community of octopuses living together in a complex social behavioral system where they communicate with each other, live together, and guard their homes, chasing away the undesirables, not unlike those seen in vertebrates. This isn’t the first octopus town discovered either. Another, dubbed Octopolis was discovered in 2009. http://bit.ly/2l7o0SO

Aaron - In I can’t hear you so it’s fake news… this story isn’t about America. The Institution of Homoeopaths in Kerala, apparently watching British homeopaths lose their asses to the NHS and the Merseyside Skeptics Society, have decided to preempt similar revelations in India by appealing to the Indian government to block Wikipedia’s entry on the topic. Citing that the wiki article has insulted AYUSH by calling their treatments, nonsense, quackery, and a sham. So really, there are two takeaways here. One, that’s not how the internet or medicine work India. And two, in a surprising turn of events, go Wikipedia!

http://bit.ly/2sY4exo

Steve - Incompetence lives on in Florida… again.

For over a year, the Florida staffer of the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services who was responsible for conducting national background checks for concealed carry permits… didn’t. The Florida Agriculture Commissioner who is responsible for that department did campaign on making the permit process faster, but that’s not even why this important step was not done. The reason? The idiot functionary responsible lost the password to log into the national system. Tens of thousands of applications for concealed carry were approved without even this basic step being done. Nice work Florida.

http://bit.ly/2law7hl

Aaron - You smell like cabbage and sparkles!

Jillian Epperly, 44, of Ohio is medical miracle worker… Well,

In This Week’s Show, episode 187, we finally get Shea to move out of his parents' house and run for Senate through the generous use of homeopathic flying cake and a fat, smelly, rage-stick.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Yumna (the Korean- Buddhist god of the underworld) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if a nickname is what people call you for short, then your full name would be your Nicholas name.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that the mascot of Vidalia, GA (the onion capital of the world and sorta my hometown) is an onion in overalls named Yumion? I can also fully believe he is the god of some religion’s underworld.

I’m Steve and I’m back, and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

You’re In The Jungle Baby! - Evil twin Brewing, Brooklyn, NY

From Andi & Allan

ABV: 12%

Style: Imperial Stout

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 9

* Shea: 4

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Patreon

Joshua (The computer and Falken’s son in War Games (1983) - really old reference I know. S)

Or Brolin? I think I already did Joshua the Dog…

Thanks to last week’s patron The Foz for clarifying that his patron name encompasses both The Fonz and Fozzie Bear. Also it’s a play on his name. So thanks for allowing us to teach Aaron all kinds of fun things.

Email

Somehow Gourmet Grubb and EntoMilk emailed us. Apparently, cockroach milk and EntoMilk milk aren't the same thing. Cockroach milk, as portrayed in the media and our show, is a commercially inviable academic interest as it’s expensive, time consuming, and not scalable. Also, the milk-crystals aren’t… milk-y. EntoMilk’s clarification is that they don’t use this process, but instead, blend up Black Soldier Fly Larvae… which is somehow better. All that said, they're both nasty so whatever. In EntoMilk’s defense, they made the “fly in my milk” joke in their own email, way ahead of ourselves. So… yeah...

iTunes

Beer, brains on beer, and laughs.

By Pixie the Apostle

One of my favourite podcasts,each week the 4 Wrath crew gives me laughs while covering serious topics,while enjoying a beer. I've been listening for all the ever,and will continue to do so.

Happy Birthday to friend-of-the-show Brendon! You’re old now, good luck with that.

Hot Shots!

Steve - I’m personally sensitive to smell. Enough so that when we have student staff working at our offices who tend to wear cologne, I will often require that they don’t wear it to work. I’m not hardcore about it, I just fucking hate that stinky cloud that follows some people around. That is nothing like what passengers on a Dutch Transavia Airlines flight had to deal with though. A few days ago, a Dutch paper reported that a flight from Amsterdam to a Spanish island had to be diverted because passengers were fainting and puking due to a stench in the aircraft. Was it an item in a carry-on bag or something wrong with the plane? Hell no. It was one of the passengers. This person was so disgusting and stinky that people were literally gagging and vomiting. One passenger said it smelled like he hadn’t washed in weeks. Another said it smelled worse than “that of a corpse that had been decomposing for a month.” The crew put the gross person in the lavatory and the plane landed early in Faro, Portugal to get him off, but it was still so nasty in there that food and drink service was suspended when they took off for the scheduled destination.

http://bit.ly/2Jy62XD

Aaron - Citing uncited research in the areas of feet...

In This Week’s Show, episode 186, we pick up where 185 left off, and help you cure your weird illnesses on our private jet.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Dukawaqa (The all-seeing and all-knowing shark god of Fiji.) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if someone is talking behind your back, you should just fart.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that humans are closer genetically to chimps and bonobos than the African elephant is to the Asian elephant? SCIENCE!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

The Power of Zeus - High Hops Brewery, Windsor, CO

From: Eli

ABV: 3.72/5

Style: American Pale Ale (APA)

* Aaron - 7

* Jenn - 7

* Shea - 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron: The Foz (he updated his name on Patreon)

Thanks to his holiness the Napkin Pope I now know a lot more about alchemy than I did before. Apparently, I was being more clever than I thought I was last week when my Full Metal Alchemy jokes - it turns out Paracelsus was the inspiration for FMA!

If you’re one of those folks who waits with bated breath for the show to air - and who doesn’t really - you might have noticed that I fucked up.

Headlines

Priorities - He has them

Newsweek - http://bit.ly/2LPMDjc

Jesse Duplantis, 68, a Christian minister based in Destrehan, LA has a problem. I mean, a problem beyond being in Louisiana and a Christian televangelist. Happily, he has a following of credulous cuckoos waiting in the wings to help him out with his crushing personal problem.

He posted a video last week explaining what he needed and why he needed, and I desperately wanted to have a clip of him telling us himself but the links take you to another video (probably because of the backlash it’s been taken down) so I’ll just have to quote him:

“I really believe that if the Lord Jesus Christ was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn’t be riding a donkey. He’d be in an airplane flying all over the world. Let me just say this. We're believing God for a brand new Falcon 7X, so we can go anywhere in the world in one stop.” Yep, that’s right… Jesus Private Air. Duplantis would like his followers to “believe” enough that he can buy a new $54 million jet.

“You know I have owned three different jets in my life and I use them and just burning them up for the Lord, Jesus Christ. Some people believe that preachers shouldn't have jets. I really believe that preachers ought to be able to go on every available voice, every available outlet to get this gospel preached to the world.”

The reasons he needs this newest jet is...why, to save his parishioners money of course!

“If I can do it for one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper because I have my own fuel farm. And that's what's a blessing of the lord. This one here I have to stop and then you pay those exorbitant prices for jet fuel all over the world.” Whatta guy!

We touched on the ridiculous hypocrisy of these “prosperity gospel” bullshit con artists, so here’s a new one to add to our list. I’ve seen a few reports that he was one of the ones who claimed he can’t fly commercial because they are “infested with demons”.

Lady Astronaut Answers the REAL Questions At Patreon.com/W4W

… and probably Nasa or whatever.

ScienceAlert.com - http://bit.ly/2LL5c82

Peggy Whitson is a badass. Even though she, sadly, will no longer be heading into space she still has plenty of enthusiasm and love for the space program. She was the former head of the International Space Station and has...

In This Week’s Show, episode 185, we visit intergalactic British Judges to finally get a ruling on curing gonasyphaherpaaids with meat-tea and rage.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Erebus (the Greek male personification of darkness) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that running was invented by Thomas Running in 1612 when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Erebus is the son of Chaos and the brother/husband of Nyx, the female personification of darkness?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Contemplation - Brewery Vivant Grand Rapids, MI

From: Steve E

Golden Ale brewed with Michigan Honey

* ABV: 7%

* BA Score: 3.66/5

* Style: Bière de Garde

* Jenn: 6

* Shea: 7

* Aaron: 7

 

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We get to start this week off right with a new patron! PishedBoy has answered the call and is this week's best person!

Steve is out today, so the kids will play!

Update to Shea’s shitty train story - apparently the shipment of smelly shite has been sent to … wherever lost socks go I guess, didn’t read that far, but Febreze has swung in to save the day, giving out free cans of air freshener to the locals who surely need it more than most…

Extra Beer!

I Wish You Were Here | Mockery Brewery

Denver

Shea’s Mother-in-law!

* 3.63/5

* American Blonde Ale

* 5.6%

* Shea - 10

* Aaron - 9

* Jenn - 8

Headlines

Teenagers Continue to Suck But Judge Lays Down the Gavel

NPR - http://bit.ly/2IIIv6x

Proving again that a.) we can’t have nice things and b.) teenagers can be the worst, an unnamed then-15 yr old threw fireworks into Oregon’s beautiful Columbia River Gorge last year. The resulting out of control wildfire burned nearly 47,000 acres of scenic landscape. Witnesses watched the boy and a group of friends laugh and throw several in until it finally caught fire, laughed and shouted and were generally awful little shits. One woman told Oregon Public Broadcasting how she him light a smoke bomb and lob it into Eagle Creek Canyon, which was soon consumed by a forest fire that blazed for months, eventually burning an area as large as Washington, D.C.

Happily, the hero of the story, Judge John Olson ran out of both patience and fucks dealing with the teenage turd and his mealy-mouthed lawyer. Despite protests from lawyer Jack Morris of cruel and unusual punishment, Judge Olson has sentenced Firebug Teen to 1,920hrs of community service, 5yrs of probation and a restitution of $36.6 million dollars.

Yep, even though the judge acknowledges that the boy won't be able to pay it in full, this is a glorious statement that this sort of dangerous behavior will not be tolerated. Judge Olson says this amount of "restitution is clearly proportionate to the offense because it does not exceed the financial damages caused by the youth." Per an Oregon juvenile delinquency statute: “restitution that equals the full amount of the victims' injury, loss or damage as determined by the court”.

Olson also pointed to "safety valves" within the statute, "which serve to ensure that the restitution statute as applied in any particular case, even one as extreme as this one, does not 'shock the moral sense of reasonable people.' " Those valves include the establishment of a payment schedule, which the judge authorized the Hood River County Juvenile Department to do. And after 10 years,

In This Week’s Show, episode 184 we stock up on blood-infused homeopathic vodka before we journey straight into the manosphere.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Taranis (the Celtic skygod and warlord) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned the difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Taranis’ name means ‘Thundered’ and is often compared with Roman Jupiter? He was sometimes appeased by human sacrifices where his victims were placed in giant wickerwork figures and burned alive. So, ya know, Wicker Man.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

DaNitro Dry Irish Stout | Breckenridge Brewery

From: Mr. Jenn

ABV: 4.8%

Style: Irish Dry Stout

Link: http://bit.ly/2HvaKkr

* Aaron - 4

* Jenn - 4

* Shea - 4

* Steve - 4

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

No Patrons, No iTunes Reviews… So we’re gonna tell you about ourselves until you do one of those things…

Thanks again to Tom & Cecil, if you missed it Jim & I were on Cog Dis episode 410 promoting WyoAIDS.org

Hot Shots

You sound like I need a drink.

http://bit.ly/2Ip28jO

A San Diego judge suspended the medical license of psychiatrist Dr. Marco Chavez this week after he admitted that he drank 16 ozs of vodka and cloves - which is absolutely what you drink when you’re subconsciously punishing yourself - before seeing patients he helped with things like depression, alcoholism, and tragic irony. The medical board first became concerned with Chavez in 2017 when he mailed a patient their prescription and an empty bottle of vodka - which one assumes he chivalrously drank lest it interact with her meds. What followed was a series of warning signs… like the results of state audits and his mother telling him vodka and clove is a “home remedy” for alcoholism, in the hopes that it would be fowl enough to curb his drinking.

It was not.

Deadly Homeopathy?

http://bit.ly/2rPoVen

http://bit.ly/2IMrwQ2

There’s a trend among some of the world’s stupid people where instead of vaccinating their pets, they are turning to “homeopathic nosodes.” How exactly can homeopathic “medicine” be dangerous when it’s by definition literally just water? Well, A nosode “is a homeopathic remedy prepared from a pathological specimen. The specimen is taken from a diseased animal or person and may consist of saliva, pus, urine, blood, or diseased tissue.” If the product is prepared “properly” to a dilution of at least 30C, then it will contain NO molecules of the original product and will therefore not be dangerous, but if it isn’t and does contain some of the original there’s a real chance of infecting the target animal. Mostly though, this practice just means that fewer animals will be vaccinated and at risk for easily preventable diseases.

Netanyahu Put His Foot In His Mouth…

Have a bite yourself at http://patreon.com/w4w!

https://wapo.st/2IrBN4C

And no, I'm not talking about the 50 dead and thousand wounded this weekend. While lacing up a diplomatic mission to Israel, Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe and his wife beat feet to an honorary dinner in Jerusalem... served in a shoe. Apparently thinking he was cooking for the Top Chef Avant Garde challenge, celebrity Israeli chef Segev Moshe thought "fuck it, I'm gonna make this as insulting as possible" and served dessert in an iron shoe. The move caused a stink among Japanese dignitaries who were more offended than most given Japan’s cultural disdain for footwear being anywhe...

In This Week’s Show, episode 183, we visit Barcelona, where the dogs have no noses, to drink 11-year-old snake-face ale.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Monabol (a Philippine god of weaving (Hugo Weaving?)) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned why the anti-vaxxer’s 2-year-old was crying… Midlife crisis…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Monabol is only one of many gods of weaving for the Ifugaos people. His father was the god of weaving textiles and his mother was a goddess of weaving baskets. Not a lot of theological imagination in parts of the Philippines.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Liliko'i Kepolo | Avery Brewing Company by Mr. Jenn

From: http://bit.ly/2HQEETT

ABV: 5.6%

BA rating: 4.02/5

Style: Fruit / Vegetable Beer

Link: http://bit.ly/2HQEETT

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

 

Patron George!

iTunes

Drunken reviewing 5 stars

Randy_likes_bourbon

Awesome and witty conversation about topical events and beer. I am leaving this 5 Star review in hopes that it helps ensure Jenn’s health (I have been digging through the back catalog) love you guys, please keep up the good work making Friday’s even better.

Voicemail

* Amanda

* David the Ox

Beer Donations

A very special thanks to

* Eli

* The person who went the beer to Aaron… (Andi, not Evil Twin brewing)

* Tim and Keith

Thanks again for a fantastic WyoAIDS drive. We have the official numbers: $28,112.80!

Hot Shots!

Aaron - Surprise, don’t take unregulated-even-in-Mexico “natural cures” for acne and cancer… especially if they’re drugs made from rattlesnake-face. Because fuck your faith in humanity, we live in a world where the CDC has a Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report… Yeah, weekly. A Texas man and a Kansas man are both suffering from a serious case of stupid after eating pills made from dehydrated, ground up, rattlesnake. Luckily one can’t easily be invenomed through consumption of snake face. Unfortunately, one can acquire uber-salmonella and shit one’s self so severely the neighbors call the CDC. For their part, the CDC has warned people that eating snake-fake is fucking stupid and you really, really shouldn’t do it.

http://bit.ly/2jMEhMg

Steve - Holy gut-bomb batman. Don Gorske of Wisconsin has the receipts to prove that over the course of 46 years, he has consumed 30,000 big macs. The 64-year-old has broken the world record by eating two of the sandwiches a day, with only a few misses. Despite his crazy diet, his cholesterol is only 140, so he’s my kind of guy. - http://bit.ly/2jMEiQk

Aaron’s Patron Hot Shot - Available now at http://patreon.com/w4w- Professional fear monger and fact ignorer Dave Grossman, America’s favorite professor of “killology,” is spending his old age spewing fear and bullshit in seminars like the NRA’s recent “Sheepdogs! The Bulletproof Mind of the Armed Citizen” which doesn’t give you an adamantium brain, but instead instructs one to bristle with guns at all times to be protected from these damn kids these days, or as he calls us the “Assassination Generation” — also one of his books, because rhyming = smart. Vying for old-man rant of the year, he explains that it’s “the sick movies and the sick TV shows and especially the sick video games around the planet that are creating sick, sick kids.” Because the only thing that stops a bad kid wi...

In This Week’s Show, episode 183, we visit Barcelona, where the dogs have no noses, to drink 11-year-old snake-face ale.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Monabol (a Philippine god of weaving (Hugo Weaving?)) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned why the anti-vaxxer’s 2-year-old was crying… Midlife crisis…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Monabol is only one of many gods of weaving for the Ifugaos people. His father was the god of weaving textiles and his mother was a goddess of weaving baskets. Not a lot of theological imagination in parts of the Philippines.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Liliko'i Kepolo | Avery Brewing Company by Mr. Jenn

From: http://bit.ly/2HQEETT

ABV: 5.6%

BA rating: 4.02/5

Style: Fruit / Vegetable Beer

Link: http://bit.ly/2HQEETT

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

 

Patron George!

iTunes

Drunken reviewing 5 stars

Randy_likes_bourbon

Awesome and witty conversation about topical events and beer. I am leaving this 5 Star review in hopes that it helps ensure Jenn’s health (I have been digging through the back catalog) love you guys, please keep up the good work making Friday’s even better.

Voicemail

* Amanda

* David the Ox

Beer Donations

A very special thanks to

* Eli

* The person who went the beer to Aaron… (Andi, not Evil Twin brewing)

* Tim and Keith

Thanks again for a fantastic WyoAIDS drive. We have the official numbers: $28,112.80!

Hot Shots!

Aaron - Surprise, don’t take unregulated-even-in-Mexico “natural cures” for acne and cancer… especially if they’re drugs made from rattlesnake-face. Because fuck your faith in humanity, we live in a world where the CDC has a Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report… Yeah, weekly. A Texas man and a Kansas man are both suffering from a serious case of stupid after eating pills made from dehydrated, ground up, rattlesnake. Luckily one can’t easily be invenomed through consumption of snake face. Unfortunately, one can acquire uber-salmonella and shit one’s self so severely the neighbors call the CDC. For their part, the CDC has warned people that eating snake-fake is fucking stupid and you really, really shouldn’t do it.

http://bit.ly/2jMEhMg

Steve - Holy gut-bomb batman. Don Gorske of Wisconsin has the receipts to prove that over the course of 46 years, he has consumed 30,000 big macs. The 64-year-old has broken the world record by eating two of the sandwiches a day, with only a few misses. Despite his crazy diet, his cholesterol is only 140, so he’s my kind of guy. - http://bit.ly/2jMEiQk

Aaron’s Patron Hot Shot - Available now at http://patreon.com/w4w- Professional fear monger and fact ignorer Dave Grossman, America’s favorite professor of “killology,” is spending his old age spewing fear and bullshit in seminars like the NRA’s recent “Sheepdogs! The Bulletproof Mind of the Armed Citizen” which doesn’t give you an adamantium brain, but instead instructs one to bristle with guns at all times to be protected from these damn kids these days, or as he calls us the “Assassination Generation” — also one of his books, because rhyming = smart. Vying for old-man rant of the year, he explains that it’s “the sick movies and the sick TV shows and especially the sick video games around the planet that are creating sick, sick kids.” Because the only thing that stops a bad kid wi...

In This Week’s Show, episode 182, we’re back from drag queen bingo, it was a fantastic night and I’m pretty sure I’m dying.

May the Force Be With You!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ishikori-dome (the transgender Shinto spirit of mirrors ) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that Wookies live to be around 400 years old so basically Han Solo is Chewies 3rd dog. On a side note, had Chewie gotten Han neutered he would have lived longer.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that, according to Japanese mythology, homosexuality was introduced to the world by Shinu No Hafuri and his lover, Ama No Hafuri? They were servants of the sun goddess, Amataseru and probably had no limit of adorable, quirky nicknames.

Felicia - Utah Outcasts!

Check out Felicia and the Utah Outcasts at http://utahoutcasts.com

They're great folks and totally deserve a click - if only because she put with us all weekend and didn't murder Shea!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Tree Shaker Imperial Peach IPA | Odell Brewing

From: Mr. Jenn

Rating: 3.82/5

ABV: 8%

Style: American Double / Imperial

Link: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/267/92236/

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Fuck. We’re fucked. Owe my head. Fuck.

In better news Drag Queen Bingo was a blast, we’ll have more on that later in the show.

For now, we need to move on to this week’s best people

* Janet … Damnit Janet

* Martin

* Cody

A HUGE thanks to self-styled ‘humble patron’ Steve who sent us a variety 6-er from The great state of Michigan.

Great Show!

By the.euda

Great show, steered over from Cog Dis. Beer and thought. Much digo

Txt From Eric

I just listened to Jim and Aaron on cognitive dissonance. A great job! -- Eric (stuck in Texas.)

Voicemail about Howard Dean.

Maple candy isn’t made from sugar sand, I don’t know why I keep saying that…

~A

Big Gay Jim sends his love. He’ll be on soon for official WyoAIDS tallies and rap-ups. For now he, like the rest of us, is mostly just focusing on not barfing all over everything… and unlike the rest of us, is desperately trying to get the glue out of his … everything. Thanks to everyone who helped by donating, sharing, and helping to spread the word! Special thanks to Jaded Zappa, listener extraordinaire and generally amazing person for their generosity!

Finally, you may have noticed a second lady voice - that’s Felicia from Utah Outcasts who came out for Bingo!

Beer interlude

Jenn’s got beers from Colorado Springs! I got a chance to hang out with 3 of the hosts from Atheists on High at the Pike’s Peak Brewery.

Gold Rush - Pikes Peak

* Jenn: 7

* Aaron: 5

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 4

Atheists On High

https://www.facebook.com/atheistsonhigh

* Stephanie- 7 not a huge Belgian fan, but enjoys this ok

* Bret- 9 one of the more sophisticated Belgian blondes you can find

* Rob: 6 very sweet, heavy banana notes

HotShots

Aaron - http://bit.ly/2waS9cn

No, fuck face, your dog can’t get autism from vaccines either, the British Veterinary Association has warned, after the ‘anti-vaccine’ movement spread to pets. Because of assholes in America word-shitting on about the effects of vaccines,

In This Week’s Show, episode 182, we’re back from drag queen bingo, it was a fantastic night and I’m pretty sure I’m dying.

May the Force Be With You!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ishikori-dome (the transgender Shinto spirit of mirrors ) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that Wookies live to be around 400 years old so basically Han Solo is Chewies 3rd dog. On a side note, had Chewie gotten Han neutered he would have lived longer.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that, according to Japanese mythology, homosexuality was introduced to the world by Shinu No Hafuri and his lover, Ama No Hafuri? They were servants of the sun goddess, Amataseru and probably had no limit of adorable, quirky nicknames.

Felicia - Utah Outcasts!

Check out Felicia and the Utah Outcasts at http://utahoutcasts.com

They're great folks and totally deserve a click - if only because she put with us all weekend and didn't murder Shea!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Tree Shaker Imperial Peach IPA | Odell Brewing

From: Mr. Jenn

Rating: 3.82/5

ABV: 8%

Style: American Double / Imperial

Link: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/267/92236/

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Fuck. We’re fucked. Owe my head. Fuck.

In better news Drag Queen Bingo was a blast, we’ll have more on that later in the show.

For now, we need to move on to this week’s best people

* Janet … Damnit Janet

* Martin

* Cody

A HUGE thanks to self-styled ‘humble patron’ Steve who sent us a variety 6-er from The great state of Michigan.

Great Show!

By the.euda

Great show, steered over from Cog Dis. Beer and thought. Much digo

Txt From Eric

I just listened to Jim and Aaron on cognitive dissonance. A great job! -- Eric (stuck in Texas.)

Voicemail about Howard Dean.

Maple candy isn’t made from sugar sand, I don’t know why I keep saying that…

~A

Big Gay Jim sends his love. He’ll be on soon for official WyoAIDS tallies and rap-ups. For now he, like the rest of us, is mostly just focusing on not barfing all over everything… and unlike the rest of us, is desperately trying to get the glue out of his … everything. Thanks to everyone who helped by donating, sharing, and helping to spread the word! Special thanks to Jaded Zappa, listener extraordinaire and generally amazing person for their generosity!

Finally, you may have noticed a second lady voice - that’s Felicia from Utah Outcasts who came out for Bingo!

Beer interlude

Jenn’s got beers from Colorado Springs! I got a chance to hang out with 3 of the hosts from Atheists on High at the Pike’s Peak Brewery.

Gold Rush - Pikes Peak

* Jenn: 7

* Aaron: 5

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 4

Atheists On High

https://www.facebook.com/atheistsonhigh

* Stephanie- 7 not a huge Belgian fan, but enjoys this ok

* Bret- 9 one of the more sophisticated Belgian blondes you can find

* Rob: 6 very sweet, heavy banana notes

HotShots

Aaron - http://bit.ly/2waS9cn

No, fuck face, your dog can’t get autism from vaccines either, the British Veterinary Association has warned, after the ‘anti-vaccine’ movement spread to pets. Because of assholes in America word-shitting on about the effects of vaccines,