Waiting 4 Wrath

In This Week’s Show, episode 181, we gear up, shave down, and glitter coat everything this week in anticipation of Infinity War… and also Drag Queen Bingo.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Beelzaboot, the Canadian devil guy, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his’ patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

Today I learned that if you're aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

[cough cough] I’m sick … of having so much fun without the guys! [cough cough]

And I’m Steve and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Space Dust IPA | Elysian Brewing Company

From: Mr. Jenn!

* BA Rating: 4.08/5

* ABV: 8.2%

* Style: American Double / Imperial

* Link: http://bit.ly/2JY73pc

* Aaron: 4

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Jenn is out again, but this time it’s not because of the plague! She’s having beers with her hubby, happy anniversary, and the fine folks from Atheists on High. She promises to bring back some beers, so it’s a win for all of us.

Updates

First, an update to the story I did a few weeks back about crazy cultists NXIVM - http://bit.ly/2r32EcB. Allison Mack, of TV’s “Smallville” fame, has now been arrested by the FBI on a bunch of charges that sum up to being a leading figure in a crazy ass human trafficking sex cult. Guess she won’t be helping Superman save the day any time soon…

Another quick follow-up: The Alabama poo train has hit the rails. Parish, AL is now free of the stench of New York shit since the last of the poop has been flushed from the tankers. The transport company was forced to hire more pooper-scooper trucks to empty the cars so the town can go back to just smelling like Alabama.

Patron Update http://bit.ly/2HTEmeQ

Patron cut episode 154 - “Christian Hogwarts” academy teach kids “good” magic - http://bit.ly/2zeITAL

The Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, in Redding, was getting a lot of attention for its promise to teach students how to spot a “true prophet” as well as how to perform miracles.

It turns out there’s more. Not only are students trying to walk through walls, they’re up to something called “grave sucking.”

Grave sucking, also called “grave soaking,” is where people lie on the graves of deceased Christians to absorb their blessings. Church leaders aren’t pro-grave sucking but they aren’t about to stop it either.

Other Shows

As mentioned Jenn is off with Atheists on High, whose info is in the show notes, and a little birdy (well, Jenn) told us that they’ve got beer for us! Can’t wait, thanks for being awesome! http://bit.ly/2I7rxLP

We also need to thank Felicia for coming to visit! Hear more from her at Utah Outcasts! http://bit.ly/2HXgfMw

Big Gay Jim and I were on CogDis this week! Check out episode 410 for some laughs and to hear us beg for WyoAIDS.org donations from an entirely different group of people! http://bit.ly/12xxqoE

* Full Episode & Show Notes: http://bit.ly/2r2eTpR

* Our Segment Link: http://bit.ly/2r2eTWT

WyoAIDS

Speaking of WyoAIDS.org, as this goes out publicly — you patrons will have to do some + or - a day math here — tomorrow, Saturday, April 28, is Laramie’s Drag Queen Bingo!

In This Week’s Show, episode 181, we gear up, shave down, and glitter coat everything this week in anticipation of Infinity War… and also Drag Queen Bingo.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Beelzaboot, the Canadian devil guy, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his’ patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

Today I learned that if you're aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

[cough cough] I’m sick … of having so much fun without the guys! [cough cough]

And I’m Steve and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Space Dust IPA | Elysian Brewing Company

From: Mr. Jenn!

* BA Rating: 4.08/5

* ABV: 8.2%

* Style: American Double / Imperial

* Link: http://bit.ly/2JY73pc

* Aaron: 4

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Jenn is out again, but this time it’s not because of the plague! She’s having beers with her hubby, happy anniversary, and the fine folks from Atheists on High. She promises to bring back some beers, so it’s a win for all of us.

Updates

First, an update to the story I did a few weeks back about crazy cultists NXIVM - http://bit.ly/2r32EcB. Allison Mack, of TV’s “Smallville” fame, has now been arrested by the FBI on a bunch of charges that sum up to being a leading figure in a crazy ass human trafficking sex cult. Guess she won’t be helping Superman save the day any time soon…

Another quick follow-up: The Alabama poo train has hit the rails. Parish, AL is now free of the stench of New York shit since the last of the poop has been flushed from the tankers. The transport company was forced to hire more pooper-scooper trucks to empty the cars so the town can go back to just smelling like Alabama.

Patron Update http://bit.ly/2HTEmeQ

Patron cut episode 154 - “Christian Hogwarts” academy teach kids “good” magic - http://bit.ly/2zeITAL

The Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, in Redding, was getting a lot of attention for its promise to teach students how to spot a “true prophet” as well as how to perform miracles.

It turns out there’s more. Not only are students trying to walk through walls, they’re up to something called “grave sucking.”

Grave sucking, also called “grave soaking,” is where people lie on the graves of deceased Christians to absorb their blessings. Church leaders aren’t pro-grave sucking but they aren’t about to stop it either.

Other Shows

As mentioned Jenn is off with Atheists on High, whose info is in the show notes, and a little birdy (well, Jenn) told us that they’ve got beer for us! Can’t wait, thanks for being awesome! http://bit.ly/2I7rxLP

We also need to thank Felicia for coming to visit! Hear more from her at Utah Outcasts! http://bit.ly/2HXgfMw

Big Gay Jim and I were on CogDis this week! Check out episode 410 for some laughs and to hear us beg for WyoAIDS.org donations from an entirely different group of people! http://bit.ly/12xxqoE

* Full Episode & Show Notes: http://bit.ly/2r2eTpR

* Our Segment Link: http://bit.ly/2r2eTWT

WyoAIDS

Speaking of WyoAIDS.org, as this goes out publicly — you patrons will have to do some + or - a day math here — tomorrow, Saturday, April 28, is Laramie’s Drag Queen Bingo!

* In This Week’s Show, episode 180, we take a homeschooled tax course from AIDS. Yeah. And, we started this week with 4 More Beers! (And sooo much homebrew)

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while RuPaul, Goddess of Drag Queens - hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if a cop yells “Freeze” you can yell back “Now everybody clap your hands” and they are required by law to start clapping or else they will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Out sick, send iTunes reviews!

Jim’s Good Gay News

This week, over 1000 people attended the first pride festival in Mike Pence’s hometown (Columbus, Indiana), no religious zealots protesters showed up, and the whole thing was started by a high school student’s senior project. I, along with FOX news watchers, learned the term “Christian privilege.” Unlike most FOX news watchers, I understand and agree with the term. Oh, and I hugged a Phelps.

And I’m Steve, and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Fresh As Helles | Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

* BA Link:http://bit.ly/2FYMbLU

* BA Rating: 3.62/5

* Style: Munich Helles Lager

* ABV: 4.5%

* Aaron: 6

* Jim: 7

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Thank you new patron “The Ginger Snaps Podcast”

Explicit Commentary from two women who happen to be trans, skeptical, atheist, science loving nerds. Sometimes informative, sometimes angry, just don't forget the sunscreen. https://apple.co/2qImysq

Jennifer is still out again this week. She is on the mend, but not yet quite healed enough to join us in this silly endeavour. She said, “I’ll be back week after next and I miss y’all!”

No new iTunes reviews this week. (should be actually mention this? I’m thinking not.)

David Silverman… ugh. We more or less skipped the Krauss thing but given that we’ve talked about David before, and American Atheists it at least warrants a mention. Apparently he’s been a known bad-actor in whisper networks for a long while. He was recently accused of all manner of sexual misconduct and after a three day internal investigate American Atheists decided that the allegations were credible enough to give him the boot. So, that sucks, he sucks, don’t be a sexual predator!

Headlines

HL1: Montre-all Your Tax Money! - http://bit.ly/2HHQ0Xz

Oops! Looks like the internet tricked me again, that or, my impeccable editorial skills aren’t so impeccable after all ;)

This story is old ass news. We still had a good laugh though so… enjoy. Just don’t take any of the talk of timelines to heart — it was correct relative to the story, but is years out of whack as of the recording. Have I mentioned about how we don’t take ourselves too seriously?..

Sorry all, I donked this one up 0_o

~A

Proving yet again that we should all just move the fuck to Canada, Montreal Churches are being taxed.

Joel Coppieters, the Minister at the Cote des Neiges Presbyterian church, was shocked… shocked he said, after getting a municipal tax bill in 2015. And because the church's official stance on reciprocity is “send us a letter and we’ll get back to you whenever” we’re just hearing about it now. Being a bitchy french priest, he’d apparently never seen one of the damnedable bits of paper before, wondering I’m sure how the rest of us poor sods cope.

Never one to miss the obvious, he said "it was the first indication that something had changed,

* In This Week’s Show, episode 180, we take a homeschooled tax course from AIDS. Yeah. And, we started this week with 4 More Beers! (And sooo much homebrew)

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while RuPaul, Goddess of Drag Queens - hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if a cop yells “Freeze” you can yell back “Now everybody clap your hands” and they are required by law to start clapping or else they will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Out sick, send iTunes reviews!

Jim’s Good Gay News

This week, over 1000 people attended the first pride festival in Mike Pence’s hometown (Columbus, Indiana), no religious zealots protesters showed up, and the whole thing was started by a high school student’s senior project. I, along with FOX news watchers, learned the term “Christian privilege.” Unlike most FOX news watchers, I understand and agree with the term. Oh, and I hugged a Phelps.

And I’m Steve, and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Fresh As Helles | Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

* BA Link:http://bit.ly/2FYMbLU

* BA Rating: 3.62/5

* Style: Munich Helles Lager

* ABV: 4.5%

* Aaron: 6

* Jim: 7

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Thank you new patron “The Ginger Snaps Podcast”

Explicit Commentary from two women who happen to be trans, skeptical, atheist, science loving nerds. Sometimes informative, sometimes angry, just don't forget the sunscreen. https://apple.co/2qImysq

Jennifer is still out again this week. She is on the mend, but not yet quite healed enough to join us in this silly endeavour. She said, “I’ll be back week after next and I miss y’all!”

No new iTunes reviews this week. (should be actually mention this? I’m thinking not.)

David Silverman… ugh. We more or less skipped the Krauss thing but given that we’ve talked about David before, and American Atheists it at least warrants a mention. Apparently he’s been a known bad-actor in whisper networks for a long while. He was recently accused of all manner of sexual misconduct and after a three day internal investigate American Atheists decided that the allegations were credible enough to give him the boot. So, that sucks, he sucks, don’t be a sexual predator!

Headlines

HL1: Montre-all Your Tax Money! - http://bit.ly/2HHQ0Xz

Oops! Looks like the internet tricked me again, that or, my impeccable editorial skills aren’t so impeccable after all ;)

This story is old ass news. We still had a good laugh though so… enjoy. Just don’t take any of the talk of timelines to heart — it was correct relative to the story, but is years out of whack as of the recording. Have I mentioned about how we don’t take ourselves too seriously?..

Sorry all, I donked this one up 0_o

~A

Proving yet again that we should all just move the fuck to Canada, Montreal Churches are being taxed.

Joel Coppieters, the Minister at the Cote des Neiges Presbyterian church, was shocked… shocked he said, after getting a municipal tax bill in 2015. And because the church's official stance on reciprocity is “send us a letter and we’ll get back to you whenever” we’re just hearing about it now. Being a bitchy french priest, he’d apparently never seen one of the damnedable bits of paper before, wondering I’m sure how the rest of us poor sods cope.

Never one to miss the obvious, he said "it was the first indication that something had changed,

In This Week’s Show, episode 179, Jenn’s gone so we scoured the internet for inappropriate headlines… enjoy. Sooory eh.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Rangi (the Maori sky god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that revealing the intimate details of Donald Trump’s sex life to the public is only going to make the opioid crisis worse.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Is dying, as per the usual… Har har har har.

Since it’s a sausage fest, here’s a fact about the Maori god, Rangi, considered the father of mankind. He fathered multiple gods through the earth mother goddess, Papa, then left her for some new brides to make people.

That’s right, ladies. They even get tired of goddesses.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Cellar Blender - New Belgium

BA Link:http://bit.ly/2pxAINx

BA Rating:3.89/5

Style: Sour Beer

ABV: 7.5%

* Aaron: 9

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Patron - Dave the British Yeti! Here he is among the best people on earth, our patrons! You can become a patron too at http://bit.ly/2qqJxcqks extra story... it's about drinking gravy!

Skeptics Round Table

What have we been up to?

Aaron: Make’n Cheese

Jenn: Plague-stricken, yet again. Please keep her in your thoughts and iTunes Reviews - those are better than prayers…

(It’s more like bronchitis, but thanks for playing. ~J)

Shea: Got a new tablet

Steve: Today is my 19th wedding anniversary and I’m spending some of it with you fine people. My wife is fine with it. Actually, when we decided to record today, it was Aaron who reminded me (and me, my wife) that it’s our anniversary, so if it wasn’t for this show, we’d have likely forgotten… again.

Hot Shots (Pew Pew)

Can Ya Feel Me Now? - https://dailym.ai/2HuYAsP

A Chinese man with an “itchiness” he couldn’t scratch enlisted the help of the worlds last corded phone by cramming the useless device’s cable up is urethra to “scratch” at a burning sensation. As anyone who's ever unplugged a computer knows, cables tangles themselves up as if by magic. Unfortunately, for our would be Urologist, this tangling occurred in his bladder, requiring emergency surgery. No word yet on whether Ma Bell is considering this a “long distance” service…

Who Doesn’t Love Getting A Little Head, Eh Marti? - http://bit.ly/2qrGhNJ

 

41yo Virginia woman Roena, apparently dissatisfied with the head she was getting, decided to take her cunnilingus to-go and decapitated her 29yo bo… named Bo. Another body part of his found in woods nearby, presumably after it slid off the roof of her car, as is the fate of all styrofoam doggy bags.

When Have A Coke And A Smile Goes Wrong, What Do You Do? - http://bit.ly/2qrGi4f

Why blame the weather of course. When officers pulled over a car and said they smelled pot, passenger and Florida woman (I know, shocking), Kennecia Posey, admitted the weed was hers but insisted that the small baggie of cocaine in her bag wasn’t hers, saying, “I don’t know anything about any cocaine. It’s a windy day. It must have flown in through the window and into my purse.” It seems the cops didn’t find the story credible since they arrested her.

Don’t enter into verbal contracts with roofers. - http://bit.ly/2qrGikL

Dickhead roofer in question, Andrew Jackson Higdon, was charged with criminal trespass and damage to property after removing the shingles and roofing felt after the homeowner didn’t pay him as quickly as he wanted.

In This Week’s Show, episode 178, we break out of Mike Pence’s gay-Grindr-cult by catching a ride on a plant-based energetic triceratops.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Sirona (the Gaelic goddess of healing springs - apologies to The Knack) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that you can use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Sirona is often affiliated with the Greek/Roman healer god Apollo? Also, in addition to the healing thing, her attributes include eggs and snakes. Because you know the old saying: an egg and a snake a day keeps...everyone? away.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Citra Pale Ale - Upslope brewing

From: Jenn

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2HRgRQ7

BA Rating: 3.95/5

* Style: Pale Ale

* ABV: 5.8%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 9 :)

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patrons Steven and Matt.

ITunes Review:

Awesome Podcast

March 29, 2018 by Highlander681

As of today, I have just finished the entire back catalogue. I am now bummed that I will have to wait a week between episodes. This is one of the most entertaining podcasts out there. Right up there with Scathing Atheist and Cognitive Dissonance. I will shortly be on my way to Patreon to support this truly amazing podcast.

Bigoted Nazi, mediocre podcaster, and (now former) teacher, Dayanna Volitich, who hosted white-nationalist podcast “Unapologetic”, resigned her teaching position - http://bit.ly/2uNbG1R

In the stupidest of updates: ridiculous Rocket Man is now running for Governor of California...

Headlines

HL1 - Energy Healing And You - http://bit.ly/2IrrfOM

Good news everyone! Totes science-based website AUXX has discovered that you’re an energy plant… a plant of energy… green.

According to the website, “Science says that everything around us is energy, and we are also energy transformations. One study conducted at the Belfield University in Germany revealed that plants take in energy from other plants.” And if scientists say it, it must be true after all, this is why some people don’t feel comfortable when they are around specific people… Our bodies are similar to plants that absorb energy to nurture the emotional state. Which is a better explanation than, “you hang out with asshats who make you uncomfortable.” In fact, our spirit is energy, and there is nothing ‘supernatural’ but just manifestation of various energies in the world! A fact that, apparently, modern scientists ignore for fear of criticism by the scientific community. But how do you get the energy? Welp, there are 5 steps:

* Be Grounded and Centered, so you can see if anything is going on with your spiritual self. Bonus, it helps you give off energy and emotions to others… Shea, are you crying yet? I’m really trying to send you some crying…

* Rule 2, known as the Locutus Rule is “Do Not Resist,” to be in a non-resistance state, you should imagine yourself like you are a clean glass of water. This way the negativity will not get in you.

* Aura Space. Rule thee departs from the verby-ness of steps to tell you that each of us has an energy aura. If you do not have this space, you are vulnerable to other energies and thereby unsafe. No word on how to use, build or fix your aura. I guess just don’t fuck it up.

* Clean your energy. How? By imagining a golden shower. No really. That’s actually the step.

In This Week’s Show, episode 178, we break out of Mike Pence’s gay-Grindr-cult by catching a ride on a plant-based energetic triceratops.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Sirona (the Gaelic goddess of healing springs - apologies to The Knack) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that you can use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Sirona is often affiliated with the Greek/Roman healer god Apollo? Also, in addition to the healing thing, her attributes include eggs and snakes. Because you know the old saying: an egg and a snake a day keeps...everyone? away.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Citra Pale Ale - Upslope brewing

From: Jenn

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2HRgRQ7

BA Rating: 3.95/5

* Style: Pale Ale

* ABV: 5.8%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 9 :)

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patrons Steven and Matt.

ITunes Review:

Awesome Podcast

March 29, 2018 by Highlander681

As of today, I have just finished the entire back catalogue. I am now bummed that I will have to wait a week between episodes. This is one of the most entertaining podcasts out there. Right up there with Scathing Atheist and Cognitive Dissonance. I will shortly be on my way to Patreon to support this truly amazing podcast.

Bigoted Nazi, mediocre podcaster, and (now former) teacher, Dayanna Volitich, who hosted white-nationalist podcast “Unapologetic”, resigned her teaching position - http://bit.ly/2uNbG1R

In the stupidest of updates: ridiculous Rocket Man is now running for Governor of California...

Headlines

HL1 - Energy Healing And You - http://bit.ly/2IrrfOM

Good news everyone! Totes science-based website AUXX has discovered that you’re an energy plant… a plant of energy… green.

According to the website, “Science says that everything around us is energy, and we are also energy transformations. One study conducted at the Belfield University in Germany revealed that plants take in energy from other plants.” And if scientists say it, it must be true after all, this is why some people don’t feel comfortable when they are around specific people… Our bodies are similar to plants that absorb energy to nurture the emotional state. Which is a better explanation than, “you hang out with asshats who make you uncomfortable.” In fact, our spirit is energy, and there is nothing ‘supernatural’ but just manifestation of various energies in the world! A fact that, apparently, modern scientists ignore for fear of criticism by the scientific community. But how do you get the energy? Welp, there are 5 steps:

* Be Grounded and Centered, so you can see if anything is going on with your spiritual self. Bonus, it helps you give off energy and emotions to others… Shea, are you crying yet? I’m really trying to send you some crying…

* Rule 2, known as the Locutus Rule is “Do Not Resist,” to be in a non-resistance state, you should imagine yourself like you are a clean glass of water. This way the negativity will not get in you.

* Aura Space. Rule thee departs from the verby-ness of steps to tell you that each of us has an energy aura. If you do not have this space, you are vulnerable to other energies and thereby unsafe. No word on how to use, build or fix your aura. I guess just don’t fuck it up.

* Clean your energy. How? By imagining a golden shower. No really. That’s actually the step.

In This Week’s Show, episode 177, Jesus is proud to announce the winners of his ice-cream naming contest on Facebook. New flavors include Strawberry Stigmata, Messiah Marmalade, and Gun.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mithras (the Persian god of light)  hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you drink a bottle of wine before you walk the dog it sort of feels like you're trying to solve a crime.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Mithraism, the worship of Mithras, has no written narratives or theology from the religion that have survived? The deity was absorbed into several other religions throughout history and is thought to be an inspiration for the sacrifice/resurrection story of Jesus.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

The Boot | Abita Brewing Co.

From: Kevin - who’s so badass he sent a 6-ier!

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2GNMgn7

* BA Rating: 3.47/5

* RB Link: http://bit.ly/2prMwk7

* RB: 29/50 Overall, 44/50 Style

* Untappd: http://bit.ly/2DIKMXY

* Untappd: 3.56/5 after 10,808 ratings

* Style: Kölsch

* ABV: 4.8%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 5

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

No new Patrons, or iTunes reviews.

We need to thank the folks over at Talk Heathen for giving us and WyoAIDS.org a shoutout on their call in show! Find more about them at talkheathen.com

Speaking of calling it - you can do that at 513-760-0463 - Just like this Fossil Fishie did!

And we have some updates!

It’s been months in the making, but it finally happened: “Mad” Mike Hughes finally launched himself in his homemade, steam-powered rocket, and — in a shocking turn of events — didn’t blow himself the fuck up in the process! The flight, which reached a speed of around 350 miles per hour according to one of Hughes’ assistants, sent the 61-year-old limo driver to a height of roughly 1,875 feet — or a little less than a quarter of Wrathful Studio’s altitude. So, is the Earth flat? No. And 1900 feet isn’t even close enough to the altitude required to see it’s curvature. His next plan — presumably titled Project Insight — is for a gas-filled balloon that would take him and his rocket into the atmosphere before ignition, with the actual launch happening in mid-air taking him… through the balloon I guess?.. and to an altitude of 68 miles… because he clearly hadn’t Wile E. Coyote’ed this shit enough already…

Regarding last week’s 31 thousand dollar dining room debacle. Dr. Snoozefest would like you to know that it was neither his wife, nor he, who was at fault, but in fact Jesus because of the sermon on the mount… or something. The quote was a confusing and forever-taking, but it ended with "I take responsibility," so at least there’s that.

Finally, that knob on YouTube who thought she’d get some sweet-ass likes by testing a kevlar vest with a .44 has been sentenced for murdering the fuck out of her boyfriend in glorious 1080i. She’s released on time served plus 10 years probation, she can never own a gun, and she can’t profit from the video … which seems to indicate it’s still online and monetized… wtf!

Headlines

HL1 - You Scream, I Scream… http://bit.ly/2GvQrGs

We all scream for a dead, frozen, jew-zombie!

Wait.

Wut?

Toronto chain Sweet Jesus, which first opened in 2015, announced plans to expand into the U.S. in October. But some Christians aren't thrilled with the company's presence down South.

"The company's name and logo are seriously offensive,

In This Week’s Show, episode 177, Jesus is proud to announce the winners of his ice-cream naming contest on Facebook. New flavors include Strawberry Stigmata, Messiah Marmalade, and Gun.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mithras (the Persian god of light)  hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you drink a bottle of wine before you walk the dog it sort of feels like you're trying to solve a crime.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Mithraism, the worship of Mithras, has no written narratives or theology from the religion that have survived? The deity was absorbed into several other religions throughout history and is thought to be an inspiration for the sacrifice/resurrection story of Jesus.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

The Boot | Abita Brewing Co.

From: Kevin - who’s so badass he sent a 6-ier!

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2GNMgn7

* BA Rating: 3.47/5

* RB Link: http://bit.ly/2prMwk7

* RB: 29/50 Overall, 44/50 Style

* Untappd: http://bit.ly/2DIKMXY

* Untappd: 3.56/5 after 10,808 ratings

* Style: Kölsch

* ABV: 4.8%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 5

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

No new Patrons, or iTunes reviews.

We need to thank the folks over at Talk Heathen for giving us and WyoAIDS.org a shoutout on their call in show! Find more about them at talkheathen.com

Speaking of calling it - you can do that at 513-760-0463 - Just like this Fossil Fishie did!

And we have some updates!

It’s been months in the making, but it finally happened: “Mad” Mike Hughes finally launched himself in his homemade, steam-powered rocket, and — in a shocking turn of events — didn’t blow himself the fuck up in the process! The flight, which reached a speed of around 350 miles per hour according to one of Hughes’ assistants, sent the 61-year-old limo driver to a height of roughly 1,875 feet — or a little less than a quarter of Wrathful Studio’s altitude. So, is the Earth flat? No. And 1900 feet isn’t even close enough to the altitude required to see it’s curvature. His next plan — presumably titled Project Insight — is for a gas-filled balloon that would take him and his rocket into the atmosphere before ignition, with the actual launch happening in mid-air taking him… through the balloon I guess?.. and to an altitude of 68 miles… because he clearly hadn’t Wile E. Coyote’ed this shit enough already…

Regarding last week’s 31 thousand dollar dining room debacle. Dr. Snoozefest would like you to know that it was neither his wife, nor he, who was at fault, but in fact Jesus because of the sermon on the mount… or something. The quote was a confusing and forever-taking, but it ended with "I take responsibility," so at least there’s that.

Finally, that knob on YouTube who thought she’d get some sweet-ass likes by testing a kevlar vest with a .44 has been sentenced for murdering the fuck out of her boyfriend in glorious 1080i. She’s released on time served plus 10 years probation, she can never own a gun, and she can’t profit from the video … which seems to indicate it’s still online and monetized… wtf!

Headlines

HL1 - You Scream, I Scream… http://bit.ly/2GvQrGs

We all scream for a dead, frozen, jew-zombie!

Wait.

Wut?

Toronto chain Sweet Jesus, which first opened in 2015, announced plans to expand into the U.S. in October. But some Christians aren't thrilled with the company's presence down South.

"The company's name and logo are seriously offensive,

In This Week’s Show, episode 176, Ben Carson travels to Mississippi to deny climate changing nanites because science is of Satan!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Artio ahr-EE-O (a shapeshifting Celtic bear goddess) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the last time they chose, in the garden of eden, they doomed humanity.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Artio, a bear goddess from modern-day Switzerland, was celebrated as a harbinger of Spring? She was thought to hibernate in the winter and emerged in the spring, symbolizing rebirth and a shaman’s return with new wisdom and insights to share with the world.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Stringbender - Black Shirt Brewing

From: Brendon

* http://bit.ly/2t143Ea

* BA Rating: 3.81/5

* Style: Saison

* ABV: 7.5%

* Aaron: 4

* Jenn: 2

* Shea:

* Steve: 2

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Let’s have a moment of silence for the passing of Stephen Hawking… And, even more tragically, Sudan the last male Northern White Rhino.

No new patrons… so you should sign up and get this month's 4 More Beers, which is over an hour long!

Speaking of beer, thanks to Kevin for sending us a 6 pack of Louisiana’s own Abita beer. He sent us The Boot

There’s a new Kickstarter that’s attempting to raise $1200 to print a series of atheist “Chick Tracts” by Satanist cartoonist Tabitha Slander (great name, btw). Let’s throw them a few bucks and get some alternative “literature” out there. They are up to $765 as of recording time and we have until April 19 to get it funded - http://bit.ly/undefined

iTunes Review

The only atheist podcast I listen to.

By TheMinchy

I was turned onto W4W by Robert & Amy of Secular Yakking. When they decided to end their podcast I had to fill the void! I love W4W. Great people who have a funny delivery to some of the shittiest news they report on. I’m talking to you, Tangerine Donny!

Keep up the fine work!

Finally, we need to wish fantastic fan Tara a happy birthday!

If you want to wish Tara a happy birthday make a donation in her name to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention at AFSP.org, link in the show notes:

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Headlines

HL1 - Climate Change? Normal winter weather? No way, it’s a Jewish conspiracy!

Washington Post - http://bit.ly/undefined

Please don’t think just because a politician has a D after their name they can’t be wacky as all hell. Please meet Trayon White Sr., a Washington DC council member from Ward 8. Friday, March 17th he posted a video on his Facebook page, where he is filming snow beginning to fall in the nation’s capital.

Beautiful, right? And not exactly unusual in March. Well, I think everything would have been just fine if he hadn’t decided to narrate:

“Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” he says. “And D.C. keep talking about, ‘We a resilient city.’ And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.”

WTF, right? Rothschilds? Climate manipulation? What does that even MEAN? The Rothschilds are a famous European business dynasty descended from Mayer Amschel Rothschild, an 18th-century Jewish banker who lived in what is today Frankfurt, Germany.