Waiting 4 Wrath

In This Week’s Show, episode 88, A Colorado witch buries her tampons after catching measles at from a beer pipe at an epic wrap exorcism in Texas.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Abeona (roman goddess who protects travelers) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that the whole population of Wyoming can fit into a small park in Boston… There were over 500,000 people at the Boston Pops concert on the 4th and there is a little less than that in our entire state.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know, per the Pew Research Center Seventh-day Adventists, Muslims and Jehovah’s Witnesses are among the most racially and ethnically diverse U.S. religious groups. The least diverse are the National Baptist Convention, the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America and the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

5:00 O’Clock Afternoon Ale | Renegade Brewing Company

Donated by Ashley

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/29vDjBw

* BA Rating: 78

* Style: American Blonde Ale

* ABV: 5%

* Aaron: 7

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Shea’s Back from Boston and no one kidnapped him!

Patrons!

Jodie finally succumbed to the sultry tones that are our begging for money and became a patron!

Kyle also became a patreon, which is cool, cause now we have two Kyles! Gotta catch’em all!

iTunes Review

QwisatzHaderach

Great repartee found here

Either this entire gang is adept at making quick and witty remarks or someone does a masterful job in post. Either way I enjoy the show and listen every week. Full disclaimer: Tom and Cecil would sooner visit an egg nog tasting room than I would join in the beer tasting. Are their any other beverages you would consider sampling? For all you listeners out there - take two minutes and give a review so these guys stay motivated to give us more episodes!

Voicemail: (513) 760–0463

Headlines

CO student stands up. “Teacher objects by failing her” - http://bit.ly/29vDwEG

* Cidney Fisk, a student at Delta High School in Delta Colorado.

* Spoke out in Oct. 2015 when DHS brought in an abstinence-only speaker.

* Wrote article in school paper noting that every slide from Shelly Donahue’s speech featured a christian cross.

* Asked another speaker, Chad Williams, who spoke about drug abuse; what his qualifications were since his memoir was mostly about his christian conversion

* Her student gov. teacher gave her a failing grades for three months (without giving her notice) posting the grades all at once.

* She’s graduated now, but is telling other students at Delta to keep quiet if they want scholarships.

The stupid of a few literally infects others - http://bit.ly/29vDc99

(don’t follow link because the fuckers have an autoplay video)

* 22 cases of Measles in Pinal County, AZ, 9 of which are staff at Eloy detention center (ICE facility managed by the Corrections Corporation of America.)

* ICE leadership not cooperating with Pinal County health staff

* Apparently the staff are passing it to each other and the community

* Measles as an endemic disease was

In This Week’s Show, episode 86, Tennessee’s Tramps trample Al’Taayb’s tits with Trumps Texas Trouser Tech.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Xipe Totec hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Jim’s Good Gay News

6/26/16National Equality Day

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

In honor of the 4th of July this weekend, today’s fun fact is a quote from (non-Christian) founding father John Adams:

We should begin by setting conscience free. When all men of all religions … shall enjoy equal liberty, property, and an equal chance for honors and power … we may expect that improvements will be made in the human character and the state of society.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Delirium Tremens | Brouwerij Huyghe

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/28SkUzx

* BA Rating: 91

* Style: Belgian Strong Pale Ale

* ABV: 8.5%

* Aaron: 9

* Jenn: 5

* Shea: i gave it a 9 last week onthink

* Steve: 4

* Jim: 5

* Jew Jew (Ashley’s BFF): 10

Round Table Discussion

No new iTunes reviews or patrons which is super sad. If you want to leave us an iTunes review we’d truly appreciate it. Better still you could get yourself some extra wrath each week at Patreon.com/W4W!

Shea is gone, gone, gone to Boston for a while.

Voicemails!

Rebecca.

A very special congratulations to Rebecca & Dave for their 9th anniversary! Here’s to many more years together … and I suppose with Dave too

Unrelated, I’m totally working on that RSS/email request ~A

Felisha from Utah Outcasts Podcast:

Full audio available here: http://bit.ly/299gFik

We appreciate the feedback and the enunciation! Google Voice got like, 99% of the message right. Steve and Aaron were both very impressed.

Holy emissary of the Divine Napkin, Gerge Takei

“If this is your God, he’s not very impressive. He has so many psychological problems; he’s so insecure. He demands worship every seven days. He goes out and creates faulty humans and then blames them for his own mistakes. He’s a pretty poor excuse for a Supreme Being.”

— Spock, The God Thing: Gene Roddenberry’s Lost Star Trek Novel rejected by Paramount in 1975.

If you want to kick as much ass as these fine folks you can leave us your own drunk dial at: (513) 760–0463

Headlines

* Tramps Against Trump Send Nudes To Voters - http://bit.ly/299haJA

The Tramps against Trump will send you boobs for voting! Did I mention we have an email address too?

* Logic to prevail over Islam? - http://bit.ly/299hyHQ

Apparently, the fact that atheists are reasonable and use sensible arguments as well as human rights groups who treat those who leave Islam with dignity are undermining Islam and it’s adherents.

* America isn’t white enough - http://bit.ly/294xQPc

Fuck. This. Bigot. Fuck.

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Utah, which declared X-rated films a ‘public health crisis,’ gets its first porn-seeking dog - http://nydn.us/28Z9pCv

* The 16-month-old K–9,

In This Week’s Show, episode 85, it’s my birthday!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Höðr, blind god and the brother of Baldr hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that there are more shark attacks during shark week that any other week and I believe that is because sharks hear us chanting shark week and think we are saying shark W-E-A-K and it upsets them.

Jim’s comments

The Fab is back!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Lemon Ginger Hefeweizen | McCall Brewing Co

* Provided by Ashley

* BA Link:http://bit.ly/23aeWe6

* BA Rating: N/A

* Style: Hefeweizen

* ABV: 4.95%

* Aaron: 8

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 8

* Jim: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Aaron’s Birthday was Tuesday so if you haven’t left us an iTunes review there is still time for a late birthday present.

The second half of the show we will be joined by Andrew Seidel, from the FFRF. Check out what he does at andrewseidel.com and be sure to check out his forthcoming book “Un-American”

Don’t forget to use our Amazon link when you buy Andrew’s book!

Leave us a Drunk Dial at (513) 760–0463

We received an email from James who was a bit frustrated with our mention of the Orlando shooting tragedy last week. Specifically because we “glossed over the shooter’s religious motives and blamed guns” which angered him greatly. Now don’t misinterpret this, because James is an extremely thoughtful guy and we really appreciate his comments. We want to let our listeners know that we recorded last Sunday morning, only a few hours after the news of the event unfolded, so we didn’t have a lot of information regarding the specifics at that time. Jenn said it best in her reply to James regarding the shooter:

Raised Muslim but probably secretly and shamefully gay, intensely violent anger issues, phoning-in an allegiance to ISIS (And at least two other feuding factions of Islamic terror groups; the killer obviously did not do his terrorist homework before pledging fealty. What a fucking dumbass.), documented violence against women and at the workplace, etc. But you are right to have called us out on what you heard; the last impression we ever wish to make is that we are being flippant with anything like this. We are staunchly pro-LGBTQ and in no way religious apologists (Islamic, Christian or otherwise) and I regret that we may have come across less than completely appalled by all the levels of this tragedy.

From Elyce:

I’m a fan and patron of the podcast, and my husband, son, and I all enjoy your drinking, griping, laughing, and bickering every week. I heard the recent episode with Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance (another podcast I enjoy). They were bashing Wyoming and Laramie in particular — as they do with every place in the world, pretty much. It go me thinking about Laramie and its history, particularly its infamy re Matthew Shepard. I also know a book came out that complicated the history and the murder’s cause. This article gives a good overview: http://bit.ly/28SeCAd I’m wondering how you feel about Laramie and what has said about it. Is this mostly forgotten history or does it still impact how people see Laramie? Is there a large gay community, serious homophobia, a drug problem? I realize this isn’t about religion,

In This Week’s Show, episode 84, The Atheist Avengers stop Iowa’s Hi-Po from milking their bibles.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Odin the All-father hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that every truck is a food truck if you’re a cannibal.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

In honor of Father’s Day this weekend, did you know that Sigmund Freud regarded God as an illusion and reflected an infantile psyche’s need for a powerful father figure? He considered religion necessary to help us restrain violent impulses earlier in the development of civilization, but it can now be set aside in favor of reason and science.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Ellie’s Brown Ale | Avery Brewing Co

BA Link: http://bit.ly/28oF9JN

BA Rating: 87

Style: American brown ale

ABV: 5.50%

Aaron: 7

Jenn: 8

Shea: 5

Steve: 7

McGuffin: 6

Wyatt: 6

Ms. Bea: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We have a new patron. Spencer has joined the ranks of the best people on earth with his generosity. Thank you so much.

Our hearts go out to the victims and families of victims of the mass shooting in the Orlando nightclub “Pulse”. This is now the deadliest mass shooting in US history with 50 dead and 53 injured.

No new iTunes reviews this week.

Why is Aaron’s new nickname Erroneous?

Thanks to the Atheist Avengers for joining us today! You can find out more about the battle against irrationality at http://atheistavengers.com

Headlines

California Highway Patrol Officers Caught Proselytizing to Homeless People While On Duty - http://bit.ly/23adZT2

Gov. says read your bible daily - http://bit.ly/1VZl6wJ

How old is too old? - http://bit.ly/23acUe2

This Week’s Stories

Marvelous Quiz: Avengers v/s Wrath: Prawn of Justice!

Anyone who has listened to our show for any length of time knows we are a NERDY bunch of assholes, so imagine our excitement to hear the Atheist AVENGERS were going to be joining us! In honor of their guesting, Jenn has created a quiz dedicated to religion and mythology in comics!

(For clarification, the questions are written so that not always a knowledge of the comics themselves is needed to answer correctly. Because Aaron needed a handicap in this game.)

We all know that Thor’s man-hammer in the Marvel films is raised for Jane Foster only. However, in Norse mythology, who is actually the thunder god’s wife?

Frigg

Freya

Minerva

Sif

Hint: I’m totally ‘shipping them in the movies, too.

Longtime, dark comic fan favorite and recent AMC adaptation,’Preacher’ is the story of a small-town man of God who is possessed by a supernatural force. What book of the Bible is this angel/demon crossbreed entity named after?

Genesis

Exodus

Lamentations

Revelations

Hint: This book is the beginning, not the end.

Despite his demonic appearance and ancestry, teleporting X-Men member Nightcrawler is actually a devout Roman Catholic (he was even a priest briefly).

In this week’s show, episode 83, Cassius Clay knocks out a quiz wielding JW on the way to a Texas End Times census.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Thanatos hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that floppy discs are like Jesus, they both died to become the icon of saving

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know: Born Cassius Clay Jr., Muhammad Ali changed his name in 1964 after joining the Nation of Islam. Citing his religious beliefs, he refused military induction and was stripped of his heavyweight championship and banned from boxing for three years during the prime of his career.

And I’m Steve

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Weeping Willow Wit | Mother Earth Brewing

Donated By: Ashley

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1WZosR8

BA Rating: 84

Style: Witbier

ABV: 5.00%

Aaron: 9

Jenn: 7

Shea: 7

Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Reason Rally was this past weekend and I hope everyone that could make it out had a great time. Unfortunately we were not able to join you all at the capitol but we are hoping to attend Reason Con next year in Hickory. We know its a year away and…

We just learned that 2017 ReasonCon is April 21–22 so we are officially kicking off our fund raising campaign so that we can attend. We are of modest means and we’re unlikely to be able to attend without the generosity of our listeners, so please visit http://Patreon.com/w4w, use our PayPal link, and take advantage of our Amazon affiliate link.

Want to support the show without spending any more than you already do? Please use our Amazon affiliate link. Go to http://waiting4wrath.com to find the huge Amazon banner, save the link, and use it for all your Amazon shopping.

Story Follow up on Episode #79’s Faith from listener Brent:

Hey guys. Was just doing some catch up episodes while pretending to work and a few episodes back you were talking about the Australian paraplegic guy who was raising funds for his treatment. You said that he had sold his Holden to help pay for it, but didn’t know what it was. Holden is an Australian car manufacturer owned by General Motors. Just thought I’d clear that up. Still loving the show! Keep up the great work.

Next week we have the Atheist Avengers, Wyatt Mathers and Captain Evolution, on our show. These guys are great and we’re really looking forward to having them join us.

iTunes Reviews

Fishwithlegs - 5 Stars

No whine beer only

Great cast of atheists telling you the cynical views of the world of religious beliefs, while divulging in a few brews to keep us on the straight and narrow. I don’t know what that means but have a drink along with them because you’ll need a few beers to hear there scary stories.

Thanks to Andi H for the beer suggestion — Sunday Morning Stout from Weyerbacher Brewing Co. We’ll see if we can locate some to give a try, but according to the googles,

In This Week’s Show, episode 82, we brew whale wine in the super-not-gay Bundy bros.’s trans-free God-snake filled prison toilet.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Moshup, a Mohegan god who caught whales, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that hippos are faster than humans on foot and in the water, so the only way to beat them in a triathlon is on the bicycle.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know there are more than 10,000 distinct religious groups in the world? But of course only that guy’s god is real.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Pray for Snow - 10 Barrel Brewing Co.

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1P1Kf8l

BA Rating: 86

Style: American Strong Ale (Winter Ale)

ABV: 7.6%

Aaron: 2

Jenn: 4

Shea: 2

Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron Jason is such a badass that the Argonauts are planning an upgrade. If you want to kick that much ass visit http://patreon.com/w4w and support the quest!

iTunes Reviews…

No new reviews, which makes sad faces

If you want make happy faces, go leave a review

Don’t forget to tell us how glad you are that we’re all feeling better and totally promise not to make poo jokes next week at (513) 760–0463.

Thanks again to No Religion Required for having us on, we hope you all enjoyed a little bit of live wrath!

Followup: from Episode 71, Texas nutcase Mary Lou Bruner who was running for State Board of Education and who said that President Obama had worked as a gay prostitute, lost the primary though the crazy is still strong in Texas since she did win 40% of the votes. So, winning.

Headlines

Poor Ryan Bundy can’t have his guns in jail - http://bit.ly/1WZnXXd

Whale puke beer? - http://fxn.ws/25yOEUp

Man fight’s Python for his dick - http://bit.ly/25yONqR

This Week’s Stories

Shea’s Story

The history of the pee patrol - http://bit.ly/1WZnGUk

The first gender-segregated public restroom on record was a temporary setup at a Parisian ball in 1739. The ball’s organizers put a chamber box (essentially a chamber pot in a box with a seat) for men in one room and for women in another.

“Everyone at the ball thought this was sort of a novelty — something sort of eccentric and fun.”

Around 1887 we see the first law mandating gender-segregated toilets,in Massachusetts and many states quickly followed suit, and by the 1920’s such laws were the norm. Many of those laws have never been substantially modified, with obvious exceptions in progressive cities like D.C. and San Francisco, meaning that much of the United States’ toilet-related building codes reflect a literally Victorian prudishness that we might mock in other contexts.

The reason these laws exist in the first place.

Women’s growing presence in the factory workforce, and in public life more generally, triggered a paternalistic impulse to “protect” women from the full force of...

In This Week’s Show, episode 81, we talk about stories. Fuck you. Be glad I’m even here.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ninazu, Sumerian god of the underworld and healing, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned to use a meat thermometer, unfortunately it wasn’t until after I poisoned half of the crew

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that hindus have the highest rates of educational attainment in the U.S. among religious communities? 48% of all hindus have a post-graduate degree.

Jim’s Good Gay News

I’m your bonus host, in the hopes that someone won’t get sick halfway through. I hope that doesn’t make me the bathroom police, because North Carolina must not win.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Belgian Session | Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1YH3bJQ

BA Rating: 79

Style: Belgian Pale Ale

ABV: 4.3%

Aaron: 6

Jenn: 4+

Shea: (6)

Steve: 7

Jim: 4

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Shea tried to murder us all with sausages

Email corrections from Dustin of Atheist Nomads

No new iTunes reviews this week.

No new Patrons this week, so sign up at http://patreon.com/w4w for longer shows released earlier!

No new drunk dials either… come on team, don’t make us do all the funny ourselves, leave a voicemail: (513) 760–0463

We are recording with Bobby C and Miss Ashley of No Religion Required later today, so it will have aired before this airs, if you missed it and need another hit of W4W this week, follow the link in the notes and give it a listen.

Jenn’s followup from last week’s story.

Headlines

Preacher bitch steals shitload of money intended to feed hungry children - http://tnne.ws/1U9JHcr

Christian wanker admits stealing money for sex - http://bit.ly/1P1KaS3

Oklahoma bigots pass bill to remove licensed to Drs who perform abortions - http://bit.ly/1U9Kava

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Florida Mother Finds God in Her Newborn Baby’s Soiled Diaper - http://bit.ly/1U9JZQN

Patreon Story

This Christian is Selling Child-Beating Sticks (But He Doesn’t Want the Internet to Find Out) - http://bit.ly/1P1K3WF

Shea Story

‘How To Beat Your Wife?’ Aired On Saudi Arabian National Television [Video] - http://bit.ly/1U9JLJk

Jenn’s story

Homophobia alive and well in San Diego. Gay men choir booed and heckled at Padres baseball game - http://bit.ly/1U9JNRl

Next Week’s Beer

Pray for Snow - 10 Barrel Brewing Co.

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1P1Kf8l

BA Rating: 86

Style: American Strong Ale (Winter Ale)

ABV: 7.6%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Canada Proposes Amazing Transgender Inclusion Law, Putting the U.S. To Shame -

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while

Peristalsis - Greek God of Bowel Movements, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

Last week I was unable to be on the show because I had a near death experience , but I saw heaven… People were screaming and there was fire everywhere… It was amazing! (best bbq ever)

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

According to a 2014 Pew Research study, fundamental evangelicals are the religious group with the LEAST amount of drop off compared to other Christian Groups. Yay…

In This Week’s Show

In episode 80 A Medicare teacher the Spencer Dream Center exorcises the bison rape demons out of an Islamic sex cult.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Silhouette Dark Ale | Slanted Rock Brewing Company

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1qheXyu

BA Rating: none

Style: English Porter / Dark Ale

ABV: 6.2%

Aaron: 7

Jenn: 6

Shea: 8

Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New Patrons Dom and Denny are amazing! Real proof that W4W - Dating Services might be right for you. We put them in a relationship and they don’t even know each other! We’re that good! To find your special someone visit http://patreon.com/w4w and register today.

No new iTunes reviews.

Drunk Dial Line: (513) 760–0463

We are recording with Bobby C and Miss Ashley of No Religion Required — http://noreligionrequired.secularmediagroup.com — next week. Watch Facebook or Twitter for info regarding when you can listen to it. It should be a blast.

Headlines

Gallup survey: Majority of Americans want ‘Medicare for All’ - dead link

Teacher fired after reporting rape of her daughter - http://bit.ly/25cQWvK

Man attempts suicide after entering Spencer Dream Center - http://bit.ly/1YH28cA

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Spanish College Reverses Decision to Force Students to Attend an Exorcism Seminar - http://bit.ly/1TddAwA

Shea’s Story

Awesome Ohio School teaching Creationism, caught using a video made by an Islamic sex cult - http://bit.ly/1YH2U9x

Video: http://bit.ly/1YH3e8t

Jenn’s Story

Bison Calf Euthanized After Tourists Put It In An Suv At Yellowstone National Park - http://bit.ly/1YH38xE

Patreon Story

Alex Jones Wears Alien Lizard Mask And Explains The Evils Of Obamacare (video) - http://bit.ly/1YH3dRK

Fair warning we play the entire video and it’s a special kind of terrible.

Next Week’s Beer

Belgian Session | Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1YH3bJQ

BA Rating: 79

Style: Belgian Pale Ale

ABV: 4.3%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Cthulhu hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Jim’s Good Gay News

North Carolina has met the deadline to respond to the Dept of Justice’s notice that HB 2, the anti-trans bill, is a bunch of discriminatory fuck-wittery. They met the deadline by filing a lawsuit. Why is this good gay news? Because pop some popcorn and grab a cocktail, the show’s about to start. This shit is gonna be good!

Jenn’s Lesson

Did you know in a 1631 edition of the King James Bible – in Exodus 20 verse 14 – the word “not” was left out, changing the 7th commandment to read – “Thou shalt commit adultery.” Silly infallible word of god.

In Episode 79

The JW’s send UFO’s to tow a disabled woman to Roy Moore’s child marriage…

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Hip Check IPA | Boise Brewing

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1qhedcL

BA Rating: N/A

Style: India Pale Ale

ABV: 7.6

Aaron: 6

Jenn: 7

Jim: 4

Steve: 7

From Ashley:

Boise Brewing is a smaller brewery in Boise, and they do a lot of community outreach. They work directly with local farmers for ingredients, and donate their used grains back to the farmers. All of their beers are named after streets or events in Boise - which includes Roller Derby.

Spudtown Knockdown (hosted by the Treasure Valley Roller Girls) is an annual tournament featuring skaters and officials from all over the country, and sometimes internationally. Boise Brewing isn’t an official sponsor for Treasure Valley, but they did have a table at the tournament advertising this beer.

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

No new patrons this week.

Aaron’s feeling better.

Jim is with us this week!

iTunes Reviews

The_Sane_Wonko - 5 stars

A podcast that will make you think …

About having another beerThis is a wonderful and hilarious podcast put out by witty, urbane, intelligent, and earnest people … and Shea.

AspieKat - 5 stars

Love this podcast!

This podcast is perfect for me - blasphemy and beer at two of my favorite things. Thank you!

Rustpyro- 5 stars

Its the Best!

I live in Fort Collins and your show is so relatable. I love listening to you guys. thanks for all that you do for secular folks. I’d love to come up and drink a beer with you!

Facebook beer mention from listener Scott:

(I’m) At Harpoon brewing company in Boston and this is the Hair of the Sasquatch. At 18.1% it is like Shea rubbing his scent glands all up in your face and mouth.

Headlines

Drug Testing Expert Was High For Eight Years - http://bit.ly/1qheyfy

Dickhead tow truck driver refused to help stranded Sander’s supporter - http://abc7.ws/1qheyMw

Crusader Judge Roy Moore suspended - http://bit.ly/1qhezjs

This Week’s Stories

Jenn’s Story

Anti-Gay Jehovah’s Witness Video Teaches Kids That LGBT People “Can Change” (video) - http://logo.to/1qheSeb

Aaron’s Story

Christian Quiverfull Leader Hosts Retreat to Arrange Marriages for Kids, All Without Their Consent - http://bit.ly/1qheCvO

Instant Update: The Salvation Army has denied them use of their camp because internet:

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Incan Mother goddess Pachamama hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that Pj parties can be a lot of fun, also I wear a women’s XXXL onesie, check out our facebook to see all the awesome photos from drag queen bingo.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

In honor of Mother’s Day on Sunday, did you know a mother goddess is a goddess who represents, or is a personification of, nature, motherhood, fertility, creation, destruction or who embodies the bounty of the Earth.

In This Week’s Show, episode 78, Ted Cruz takes heavenly selfies with the fake doctor he beheaded for not saving an Indonesian fisherman from Satan.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Cali Creamin’ Vanilla Cream Ale | Mother Earth Brew Co. Donated by Ashley

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1SCyOjH

BA Rating: 84

Style: Cream Ale

ABV: 5.20%

Aaron: 6

Jenn: 2

Shea: 7

Steve: 3

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We had a great time at Drag Queen Bingo last night where they raised a record $18000 to help those with AIDS in Wyoming

Followup: Dennis Hastert sentenced to 15 months - http://n.pr/1WbiLz1

Thanks to patron Will for his new, improved level of support.

Headlines

Indonesian Fisherman Thinks He Found An Angel - http://bit.ly/1q2zk2s

Satanist’s Annoyed At Comparison To Ted Cruz - http://bit.ly/1WbiPPl

Lost Phone Means No Proof Of Visit To Heaven - http://bit.ly/1WbiQ5Y

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Want to Trick People Into Believing You’re a Doctor? Then Buy a “Pastoral Medicine” Degree - http://bit.ly/1q2zmHn

Jenn’s story

Ted Cruz’s Father Says Ted Ran For President Bc God Told His Wife He Should - http://bit.ly/1WbiX1e

Shea’s Story

Beheader Was Possessed By Demons, But After a Remote Exorcism He’s Totally Fine - http://bit.ly/1WbiZGs

Patreon Story

Man Shot To Death In Church Over Seats Reserved With Bibles - http://bit.ly/1WbiYCi

Bonus Story With Jim

Orthodox Jewish Rabbi: Don’t Use Amazon Echo While Observing Shabbat or You’ll Upset God - http://bit.ly/1p2LYxH

Next Week’s Beer

Hip Check IPA

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1WbjErn

BA Rating: N/A

Style: India Pale Ale

ABV: 7.6

Faith In Humanity Restored

College Student Starts Free Lawn Care Service For Elderly - http://bit.ly/1q2zMxx

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