Waiting 4 Wrath

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Kche Mnedo The Great Spirit of the Potawatomi, Natives of Chicago hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that dolls set an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain many slightly smaller Russian women inside them.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Prince was raised a 7th Day Adventist, but converted and became a devout Jehovah’s Witness? In fact, he would sometimes go to fans’ doors to proselytise…so that’s annoying.

In this week’s show, episode 77, Tom and Cecil Goose a fundamentalist Puertorican Mormon with a poisonous baby snake.

Tom & Cecil

… Ugh …

I’m Steve, but before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Goose Island IPA | Goose Island Beer Co.

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1VEgpZT

BA Rating: 86

Style: India Pale Ale

ABV: 5.9

Aaron: 5

Jenn: 7

Shea: 6

Steve: 5

Tom: 4

Cecil: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Thanks to new patrons, Dana & Jeff, friends of the show and all around awesome people. Thank you so much.

We’re very close to our first goal of making Waiting4Wrath self-sustaining. Thanks for showing your love of the show and keeping Shea’s purity intact. To push us into the black visit http://patreon.com/w4w!

iTunes is fucked up. We had a listener send us a screenshot of the review he left the first of April that still isn’t on the site, so if you’ve recently left a review, please check back to see that it has posted.

We have a voice mail to share this week from Patron, The Napkin Pope, blessed be his wiping, regarding the virtues of penguin sex.

Turns out we’re pro-penguin fucking… You’re welcome.

Aaron fucked up last week’s editing - enjoy the additional patreon preview ;)

Email from Revan, a former JW:

Homosexuals- they are more accepting. Yes and no. Old guard over the age of 40 are not. They will still ridicule them and just be horrible to them, but LGBTQ can get baptized and become JWs, there is a gay man not far from where I live who was baptized last year. It is just that they can’t practice homosexuality.

Now JWs use the inter tubes but in the late ’90s it was strongly condemned because they could come into contact with apostates. They also strongly discouraged any college […]

this is a publishing company cult that in 1986 published “Evolution vs Creation”, a blue book that was filled with so many quote mines and misapplied quotes that they stopped publishing it by the 1990s.

JWs vehemently reject evolution but accept the big bang theory (god done it). As for blood transfusion, they reject whole blood and the four primary components, red cells, white cells, plasma, and platelets. They CAN accept fractions. In fact they can accept every fraction in blood which, if you would put it in a jar and shake it up you would have blood. The blood issue is only an issue because they want to keep JW’s separate from the rest of society to increase the persecution complex and to make them surrender their thinking abilities.

Re: JW’s from Aaron.

Later in the story I drunkenly call this a corrective email. It clearly isn’t.

On tonight’s show, episode 76, Aaron is away so the wrath crew will play, so buckle up and make sure you have aspirin and water on the nightstand caused we gonna get fucked up!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mannanan hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that there is no reason to tailgate me when I’m going 50 in a 35. Also those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

This weekend is Passover, which comes from the biblical story of the 10 plagues Jehovah God inflicted on Egypt. The Angel of Death ‘passed over’ the homes of Israelites who covered their doorways in lamb’s blood and went on to slaughter every first born Egyptian son. Heartwarming, right?

I’m Steve, and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Monk’s Blood | 21st Amendment Brewery

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1p2MoEk

BA Rating: 86

Style: Belgian Strong Dark Ale

ABV: 8.3%

Aaron: :(

Jenn: 3

Shea: 2

Steve: 6

Jim: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Bit of followup from Episode 68: Chino Valley Town Council in Arizona voted to not have an invocation during their meetings at all, but rather for the council members to meet before the public meeting to practice their superstitious talking together.

No new iTunes reviews

Troy is a new patron!

We’re live in the Google Play Podcast listing thing, check it out: http://bit.ly/1VEhtx2

Join us next week for Waiting 4 Dissonance. Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will join us and we’ll prove to them that Wyoming is an actual state with people in it.

Headlines

TN Republican Who Sponsored Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill is Found to Be a “Risk to Unsuspecting Women” - http://bit.ly/1plbzCa

Louisiana governor protects LGBT state employees from discrimination - http://bit.ly/1VEg5KJ

JW’s release video arguing that Evolution is a myth - http://bit.ly/1VEg6hF

(Patreon) No atheist scholarships will be offered, but Scientology okay - http://bit.ly/1VEg9Kt

This Week’s Stories

Jenn’s story

Fallout and pushback continues in NC against HB2. This time brewers are getting involved. Thirty N. Carolina craft breweries team up against hate law - http://bit.ly/1VEg8X3

Shea’s Patreon Story

Jesus Lunch, or, worst free lunch ever! - http://bit.ly/1VEgcG1

Someone’s Story

Gays just need to calm down! - http://bit.ly/1VEgjS4 (Video)

Jim’s Story

SNL’s controversial ‘God’s Not Dead’ spoof, and the hugely polarized religious freedom debate - http://wapo.st/1VEgixD

In This Week’s Show, episode 75,  The Jews arrest Dennis “hamster in his butt” Hastert for activating gay-Alexia in cardinal Springsteen’s house.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Antinous hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I realized that I don’t understand rednecks, they all love Trump, and Trump wants to build a wall. Isn’t a wall what killed Dale Earnhardt?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Castle Stormer Scottish Ale | Granite Falls Brewing Co.

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1Sc2O4J

BA Rating: none

Style: Scotch Ale / Wee Heavy

ABV: 9%

Aaron: 8

Jim: 7

Shea: 7

Steve: 7

Thanks To Promoting Secular Feminism For This Weeks Beer!

http://promotingsecularfeminism.com

https://www.facebook.com/PromotingSecularFeminism

https://twitter.com/secularfeminism

Draft Beer | Jelly Bellies

Amazon Link: http://amzn.to/1MwYXTK

Aaron: 7

Jim: 6

Shea: 5

Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

No new iTunes Reviews

Cai is a new patron, beer club member and we’re pretty sure, Avenger!

Jenn is sick, wish her well by leaving iTunes reviews!

Jim is here and Drag Queen Bingo is right around the corner. If you’re in the Laramie area visit us! Just make sure you get here early, tickets sell out quickly: http://bit.ly/1p2LuI8

Headlines

It’s okay to live in sin in Florida (again) - http://hrld.us/1p2LBn1

Proselytizing Pig Pulled from Patrol - http://bit.ly/1VoJvf3

Instant followup - http://bit.ly/1VoJuaU (loud mouth preaching video…)

Former Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, Sexually Abused Four Boys - http://bit.ly/1p2LKGZ

This Week’s Stories

Patreon Story

Cardinal’s Luxury Apartment Was Allegedly Refurbished with Money from a Children’s Hospital - http://bit.ly/1VoJGHn

Shea’s Story

I have found a like minded individual when it come to the pledge of allegiance… I think. - http://bit.ly/1p2M6xr (Video)

Jim’s Crap To Look At

North Carolina congressman: Bruce Springsteen is a “bully” - http://bit.ly/1p2Mhc5

Bonus Story

Tony Perkins Stop Mocking Our Paypal Button Audio - http://bit.ly/1VoJSWX

In this weeks episode, episode 74, we do stuff and things. Don’t worry about it. Shea is your spirit animal. Deal with it.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Kim Jon Un hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that filling a whoopee cushion with gravy adds a hilarious dimension to a rather tiresome joke, on another note, I may have jeopardized my job last Friday…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Converting to Islam requires three main things: a formal statement of faith (shahadah) in front of one to three witnesses; proclaiming there is only one God, that Muhammad is God’s prophet; and converting freely, not by force.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Heart Of Oak - Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing Company

BA Link: http://bit.ly/25yzxey

BA Rating: 78

Style: Vienna Lager

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 6.00%

Aaron: 2

Jenn: 1

Shea: 2

Steve: 2

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Follow up of a headline from Episode 70 - http://bit.ly/1oC2HYB

Patrons

Many thanks to another new patron, Dr. H. You’ve joined the ranks of the best people in the universe.

New iTunes review

Baldwin IV - 5 Stars

Hoppy, with a smooth finish

“Funny, intelligent, humanist conversation about our bizarre times. And Beer.”

Sexy Jim left a voicemail from Louisiana on the Drunk Dial Line (513) 760–0463 and you can too!

We were part of the AtheistAvengers.fm relaunch. Find us on April 10th alongside:

Major Mack, Wyatt Mathers - Atheist Avengers

Kali Wright - Gaytheist Manifesto

Bobby C. & Miss Ashley with the Prophet Jeremiah - No Religion Required

Demanda Right - Promoting Secular Feminism

Trav Mimone- Bi Any Means

Eli Bosnick - from everything (Scathing Atheist, Scepticrat, God Awful Movies)

Scheduled For Release Sunday the 10th of April

Headlines

Swiss to recognise homeopathy as legitimate medicine - http://bit.ly/1VwVaaD

Dipshit Little Rock Teacher, Greg Hendrix, forces brutal movie on class - http://bit.ly/1oC4tcg

Wife not screaming loud enough? - http://huff.to/1VwVyWv

This Week’s Show

Shea’s Story

Lady beer! - http://bit.ly/1Sc26ED

Shea’s 2nd Story

Texas teacher finds “terrorist” in her middle school class - http://bit.ly/1Sc2iUf

Aaron’s Story

Walter White Lives Indiana Pastor Pleads Guilty To Producing Alm...

In this week’s show, episode 73, the Secret Service put up billboards in Georgia to stop the NRA’s next 500 round rap battle.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Coyote hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

I’m quitting!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Jesus was the Son of Jehovah God and died on the cross for all our sins?

Just kidding. April Fools!

Welcome Robert and Amy of Secular Yakking.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Samuel Adams Nitro Coffee Stout - Robert from Secular Yakking

BA Link: http://bit.ly/21JGo0a

BA Rating: 85

Style: American Stout

ABV: 5.8%

Aaron: 8

Jenn: 7

Shea: 7

Steve: 6

Robert 8

Amy 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Patreons

We have a new Patron, KingTorm!

If you want to rule the kingdom of our hearts (awww) visit http://patreon.com/w4w and get yourself some extended episodes!

iTunes

Donavan62 - 5 stars

Good beer great laughs

I love the beer review really helps me plan my own black out and the comedy comes from a wide variety of places I would and do get everyone I know to listen to this podcast

PeaceBuponHim - 5 stars

For The Beggothon

They’re great. It’s fun. I don’t drink beer but have started wanting to! Awesome group of peeps. They’ll keep you entertained and informed.

Rebel*Ox - 5stars.

Loved the beer!

A couple of great things about this weeks’ episode 71. We stopped at a store just to get the Rare Vos and loved it. Have you tried the Tripel Perfection by the Omme Gang? I know you didn’t like the Three Philosophers, but this was good I thought. Also, loved that The Great A’Tuin and Discworld got a shout out. We need to keep the genius that is Sir Terry Pratchett alive! Love the show!

TBooges - 5stars

The Booges Approves

Ga’ damnit! A rewrite of my previous review seemed entirely necessary. This is one of the finest podcasts out there and all four of the co-hosts offer a real balanced approach to all topics from God-fear to beer! Shea can eat a big bowl though. If you are listening to W4W, please do, cuz it’s good for you. Once again the Booges approves.

Headlines

Georgia Gov. announces veto of “Religious Liberty Bill” - http://cnn.it/25yy7B1

Dumbass Georgia redneck dipshit loses leg in explosion - http://wapo.st/25yyR9a

Awesome new billboards to go up in Wisconsin - http://bit.ly/21UF4HJ

Patreon Secret service shows sense - http://bit.ly/25yySd6

This Week’s Stories

Patreon Story

A ‘concerned Alberta mother’ is being ridiculed for her rap video opposing Alberta’s LGBTQ school rules (video) - http://bit.ly/21UF6j4

Shea’s story

NRA fairy tales! - http://wapo.st/25yyVFU

Little red riding in the hood

Jack and the boom stick

Snow white and the seven dragunov’s

In This Week’s Show, episode 72, Texan Jews find holy rocks in an Idahoan sheriff’s ass - best of all there’s an app for that!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while The Ourea (primeval gods of the mountains) haven’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you line up all your ex-lovers in a row you can see a flowchart of our mental illness.your mental illness

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Welcome to Spring! Did you know the Spring Equinox was and still is a very important observance and celebration for Pagans? For example, egg races, egg hunts, egg eating and egg painting are traditional activities at this time of year. Sound familiar?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Crow Peak Canyon Cream Ale

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1UevPTD

BA Rating: 78

Style: Cream Ale

Aaron: 8

Jenn: 5 - too skunky

Shea: 9

Steve: 9

RW: :)

It’s happy water!

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron Jim is a badass mother—shut your mouth!

No new iTunes reviews

Thanks to 101 for having Shea on!

http://atheism101podcast.com

We’re having secular yakking on next week to talk about the [original motto project - https://www.gofundme.com/Originalmotto

We got the first sketches from Robbie — super listener and uber artist — who is doing some work for our new site. Check out more of his work at http://bragdonart.deviantart.com.

Headlines

Tyler Texas man pulls rock’s story from his ass - http://bit.ly/21JG8hB

Idaho Sheriff says rape kit law unnecessary - http://bit.ly/21JG9lH

Seattle prayer scammer to pay back millions - http://bit.ly/21JG9SC

Patreon FBI raids ultra-orthodox Jewish schools for defrauding E-rate - http://bit.ly/21JGa9l

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Finally, someone agrees with Shea..

Rabbi Berland: Those With iPhones Will Have Autistic Children And Have Brain Impairments; Wives Must Divorce Husbands - http://bit.ly/21JGfK5

Shea Patreon Story

The Magic Cure-all “Jesus” Shot - http://fus.in/21JGi8L

Patreon Only Story

Church Reverend Pictured With Crisps On His Nipples During 4-Day Cocaine And Ketamine-Fuelled Bender - http://bit.ly/21JGkgJ

Second Half

Related story that came up in the headlines today: Are we ready to face death without religion? - http://bit.ly/21JGkNN

And the ensuing discussion.

Promoted Content Creators

Secular Scarlet Blog

http://secularscarlet.wordpress.com

In This Week’s Show, episode 71, We treat our anti-Semitic death rattle with Ken Ham’s Texan maple-cough syrup.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Lucifer hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you get your tongue stuck in a mouse trap you’d start pronouncing it mouth trap which is exactly what it would be.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that St. Patrick wasn’t even Irish? He was either a Scotsman or Welsh and was kidnapped as a teenager by Irish raiders.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Rare Vos (Amber Ale) - Brewery Ommegang

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/1QHeekH

* BA Rating: 90

* Style: Amber Ale

* ABV: 6.50% ABV

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Happy birthday Tara. I’m not sure you’re actually old enough to be listening to our show, but we love you for it.

Secular Yakking is promoting a a Go Fund Me in support of the Original Motto project https://www.gofundme.com/Originalmotto

No new iTunes reviews/Patrons

Help us end our NPR-esk begathon by visiting http://patreon.com/w4w

Headlines

* More Crazy Texas kooks on Texas board of “education” - http://bit.ly/1R0PgNf

* Ken Ham: Noah Probably Had More Sophisticated Tools than We Do Today - http://bit.ly/21xrIkx

* Vatican set to approve canonization of Mother Teresa - http://bit.ly/1R0Pl3o — Christopher Hitchens’ Mother Teresa: Hell’s Angel - http://bit.ly/1R0PnZb

This Week’s Stories

Shea Story

According to science, The Donald lies every 5 min. AKA Liar, liar Trumps on fire. - http://bit.ly/1R0PtQF

Aaron Story

Toddler died from meningitis after Mormon anti-vaxx parents treated him with maple syrup instead of medicine - http://bit.ly/1QHaUGj

Patreon Story - http://patreon.com/w4w

Qatari Educational Video Teaches Children to Hate Jews (video) - http://bit.ly/21xtt13

This Weeks Promoted Show

Paranormal Skeptic Academy

* http://paranormalskepticacademy.com

* https://www.facebook.com/paranormalskepticacademy

* https://twitter.com/cwebb619

Next Week’s Beer

Crow Peak Canyon Cream Ale

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/1R0QiJ0

* BA Rating: 78

* Style: Cream Ale

* ABV: 5.0

Faith In Humanity Restored

Tesco to Give All Unsold Food to Charity in its 800 UK Supermarkets - Good News Network -  http://bit.ly/1R0Qhoq

Join The Discussion

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To comment on a show or suggest a brew visit our web, twitter or Facebook pages. As always, we’d love to get a good rating on iTunes or Stitcher!

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In this week’s show, episode 70, Princess sparkle farts moves from Kentucky to Texas because she’s lean red her place … The Supreme Court!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Minerva (Roman goddess of wisdom) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that after living the gender lie for decades I finally came out to my family and friends. I now identify as trans-financial, I’m a billionaire living in a poor man’s body

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know, one of the earliest believed depictions of a divinity is the carving of the Venus of Willendorf? It dates from around 25,000 BCE and is thought to represent a fertility goddess. It has big boobs.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Olde Hickory Hefe-Weizen from Mr. Right, Demanda’s hubby

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1QHdOuz

BA Rating: 80

Style: Hefeweizen

ABV: 4.5%

Aaron: 8

Jenn: 8

Shea: 8

Steve: 8

Ms. Bea: 8

Demanda: No Idea

Mr. Right: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table

We got a voicemail from Crystal of Literally a Podcast

http://www.literallyapodcast.com

https://twitter.com/lapctwits

https://www.facebook.com/literallyapodcast/

No new iTunes reviews this week. We’re at #126 in iTunes Religion & Spirituality: Other and iTunes reviews really help to move us up the rankings so more people are exposed to our particular brand of commentary.

No reviews or patrons :)

Headlines

Teacher standing up for students may be fired for his efforts - http://bit.ly/1OZZWpA

Kentucky Dumbass Representative attempts end-run around Supreme Court - http://bit.ly/1QHdYSw

Atheists sue Texas Sheriff for putting crosses on dept. vehicles - http://bit.ly/1QHdY53

Second Beer

Death By Hops - Olde Hickory Brewery

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1QHe392

BA Rating: 87

Style: American Double / Imperial IPA

ABV: 7.00%

Aaron: 6

Steve: 5

Shea: 8

Jenn: 6

Second Half

Let’s talk to Promoting Secular Feminism!

http://promotingsecularfeminism.com

https://www.facebook.com/PromotingSecularFeminism

https://twitter.com/secularfeminism

http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/promoting-secular-feminism

Next Week’s Beer

Rare Vos (Amber Ale) - Brewery Ommegang

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1QHeekH

BA Rating: 90

In This Week’s Show, episode 69, Scott from Literally, a Podcast comes to teach us about beer and the zodiac killer’s Girl Scout slaves. 

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Aurorahasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there, It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know this our 69th episode? … And I’m just going to leave it at that…

And I’m Steve, but before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Moondance - Southbound Brewing Company-Savannah, GA

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/1Q5X3rx

* BA Rating: 86

* Style: Belgian Strong Dark Ale

* ABV: 10.60% ABV

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 6

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 5

* Scott: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Dedicated to Gary

Next week Promoting Secular Feminism will be joining us.

iTunes Reviews

Rebel*Ox

Every week I look forward to it!

Not only does my husband and I get great comedy, interesting news and lots of laughs….we also find good beers! We love trying the ones you mention! A week or so ago, we were at the Growler Spot and we were talking about one of the beers on your show. A couple next to me asked about the show and I told them it was a podcast about atheism and beer. Then I noticed the wife’s “All Good Things Come From God” t-shirt. hahahaha!

Headlines

* Man sentenced for being rational - http://ind.pn/1T7YV6G

* Cruz probably doesn’t even know that the zodiac is - http://cbsloc.al/1QmyAye

* Catholic Cunt disses Girl Scouts - http://nyti.ms/1T7YYPL

* Carlson criticized GS of USA for ties to:

* Amnesty International - http://www.amnestyusa.org

* Coalition for Adolescent Girls - http://coalitionforadolescentgirls.org

* Oxfam - http://www.oxfamamerica.org, and others too.

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Saudi Cleric: Women Posting Pictures of Food on Snapchat Are Causing Cancer in Children - http://bit.ly/1T7Zbm4 

Shea’s Candidate cocktails

All courtesy of The Townsend - http://bit.ly/1T7ZBJo in Austin

* Trump - a manhattan made with Canadian whiskey because if he wins we’re moving to Canada

* Bernie - a can of lone star and a shot of fernet but the bartender gets to drink the shot

* Hillary - a rye whiskey old fashioned that’s really actually pretty great but maybe you should have ordered something more exciting

* Jeb! - A $157 million vodka soda that never actually shows up

* John Kasich - a perfectly reasonable cocktail that you’re still not going to order so why bother describing it

* Marco Rubio - a classic cuban-style daiquiri

* Ted Cruz - The same as Marco Rubio’s daiquiri but somehow a lot less likable 

* Ben Carson - Some warm milk and Ambien set a $20 bill on fire

Our Ideas…

* The Ben Carson - This is an absinthe drink–it messes with your head and is surprisingly strong given the lack of substance. Before long you’ll be that guy at the party saying wei...

In this week’s show, episode 68, an Iraqi school board replaces basic civics classes with anti-lgbtq witchcraft workshops to protect the Bundy’s religious feelings.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Antaeus (an-tee-us) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week i learned you should never buy flowers form a monk because only you can prevent Florist Friars…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know because the Bible is the world’s number one bestseller, it is also the most shoplifted book in the world

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Terrapin Cinnamon Roll’d WnB (wake n bake) Oatmeal - Terrapin Beer Company.

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/1SytH8B

* BA Rating: 94

* Style: Oatmeal Stout

* ABV: 9.40% AB

* Aaron: 7

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 8

From Scott

This week is Terrapin Brewing Company in Athens. The first is a yearly seasonal called “Cinnamon Rolled Wake ‘N Bake.” Terrapin has a regular seasonal known as “Wake N Bake,” which is a coffee oatmeal stout. They trot the recipe out as a seasonal special and add the cinnamon to it. Terrapin is famous for making stoner-inspired beer like Liquid Bliss (chocolate peanut butter porter, and my wife’s favorite all-time beer) and having crazy names like Guano Loco (“batshit crazy”) but this 9%+ ABV baby is pretty well-crafted. The coffee comes from a local Athens establishment called Jittery Joe’s. Hippies love that local vibe!

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We have a very generous new Patron, Jeffrey. Thank you so much for your pledge to make the show even better and welcome to the Wrathful Beer club.

We have no new iTunes reviews…

Drunk Dial Line: 513–760–0463

Hitler had a micro-penis? Do we make a mention of this for the comedy of it? This is supposition and it’s not a for-sure thing.

Scott from Literally a Podcast is joining us next week to talk about beer and whatever else comes up... Thanks again for the beer this week and next.

We’re moving our studio in the middle of March so be prepared for the potential of missed deadlines fucked up the show, etc.

Headlines

* Judge orders Chino Valley (California) School district board members to stop praying and preaching in meetings - http://bit.ly/1Q5WNZt

* MergerWatch and the ACLU study found that Catholic Hospitals are putting women’s lives at risk (Patreon) - http://bit.ly/1TBXwE0

* Grand Jury indicts Bundy fuckheads - http://bit.ly/1TBXxrM

This Week’s Stories

Shea’s Story

Jesus Watch… - http://bit.ly/1Q5WUnG

Jenn’s story

Last week was a pretty shitty week legislatively. South Dakota became the first state to pass a bill forbidding transgender people from using bathrooms of the gender they identify with.

Ohio governor and failing GOP candidate John Kasich signed a bill to defund Planned Parenthood in the state. He also made the news THIS week for thanking ‘the women who left the kitchens to support him’ for allowing him to be elected in the 70’s.

And Georgia still sucks GA senate passes religious discrimination bill - http://bit.ly/1Q5WXQy

Aaron’s story

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