In This Week’s Show, episode 93, Texas’s cross fit gives a bunch of great reasons to train with HIV fetuses in burq-inis instead of lifting heavy speakers. remember, it’s low weight - high rep!
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Demeter (goddess of grain) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!
Shea’s Life Lesson
This week I learned that all fruit is passion fruit if you fuck it… —Does this make you a melon-mounting mango-fucker?—
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know that the Anglo-Saxons called August Weod Monath, or Weed Month? This is not as much fun as it sounds, it was basically bc plants grow most rapidly this month.
But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!
This Week’s Beer
Highland Gaelic Ale | Highland Brewing
From Emma
* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2aP72XI
* BA Rating: 86
* Brewery: Highland Brewing North Carolina, United States
* Style: American Amber / Red Ale
* ABV: 5.80%
* Aaron: 9
* Jenn: 8
* Shea: 8
* Steve: 8
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
Yea. Jenn is back!
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Beer and Blasphemy- what could be better
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Headlines
TN County Owes Atheists $41,000 - http://bit.ly/2brDRIL
* Bradley County, TN (Cleveland, TN) promoted their form of godliness (christianity) on their web page in March in a facebook post regarding Easter
* American Atheists warned the dipshit sheriff, Eric Watson, against illegal proselytizing (and told him they knew he’d done it before)
* Anal sniffer, Watson, not only refused to take it down, but doubled down saying that the facebook page wasn’t funded by the county
* After two warning letters, the American Atheists sued (on behalf of an anonymous county resident)
* Well, as expected, the county lost by a mile and will have to pay $15K in damages to AA and plainiffs, $26K in legal fees, shut down the offending facebook page, the county and sheriff admitted no wrongdoing
Texas awards $1.6M health grant to woman fearful she can get HIV from fetuses flushed into sewers - http://bit.ly/2brED8J
* The Heidi Group, an anti-abortion organization, was awarded a grant (fucking 1.65M) by state of Texas to provide “healthcare”
* They don’t provide healthcare
* The money comes from previous Planned parenthood funding
* Founder and CEO, Carol Everett, told Texas legislature in a hearing regarding a proposed measure to require burial or cremation of aborted remains, that if the fetuses were flushed then they could spread HIV or STDs
* Bitch said a lot of the money will go to crisis pregnancy centers who have been caught counseling women to use abstinence only as a birth control method and refusing to dispense contraception