Warped

Episode 204 - First Contact

As the title of the episode tells you we had tp go back to Skype, so.....We're Sorry?  Whatever we still bring the funny.  Like what are Kirk's buttons actually labled, Why would Shawn buy the Pac-Man Fever album and Why was Dragon's Lair so damn hard.  On the Star Trek front: Riker bones his way out of trouble again and we preview next weeks episode.  We hope you enjoy.

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Episode 203 - Clues

Is Clues the sequel to Clue? It's not, but maybe it should be? The crew is enjoying some downtime this week, which means everything from Klingon Tai chi to "fun" on the holodeck. Meanwhile in the Warped studio, it's our New Year's Eve episode so we're having fun too! (If by fun you mean getting drunk on Champagne.)

Anyway! Spirits are high as Erin takes on a new task and realizes she was always too strong for the nerds. Mini Minh returns to ask for porridge and introduce the Florida Man game to us all. Matt talks up Last Action Hero which leads the gang into some serious 90s movie love (what do Contact, Repossessed, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all have in common? Nothing but this podcast.) Phillipe wonders how many "techniques" Data knows, and we all marvel at the hairspray of the future, while Minh asks how fast beards grow. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

If you'd like to sync this episode up with your own New Year's Eve countdown (and why wouldn't you?) grab some champagne and someone to kiss and start the pod at 11:08:35pm on 12/31! Come on, you know you want to. And if you fall asleep and wake up later and we tell you only 30 seconds have passed, just roll with it. We know what we're doing.

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Episode 202 - Devil's Due

"What is it, what's happening?"

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas everybody! It's a Wonderfully Warped Happy Holidaze Full of Christmas Cheer Episode. We've been having a lot of special episodes recently, and the special isn't stopping anytime soon.

This episode, you won't believe the guests we've managed to land. Santa Claus, Parishioner Philippe and Little Minnie Winnie help spread this season's cheer with characteristic aplomb.

Unfortunately, not all is right in the land of Warped this Christmas Eve. The cracks start to show when the topic of tea is raised (black or cream and sugar?), and our space sleigh really goes off the side of the space mountain once we get into Corrections Corner. Watch those corners!

Needless to say, all people, regardless of nationality and whatever "Beautiful People" the world over may say, are worthy of love. Even us! So have a happy holiday season and lets get Warped.

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After our banger of a 200th Episode Anniversary Celebration!!!, we're back with our 201st Episode Afterparty. Just like Miles + Keiko after their wedding, everyone's mellower and all the magic is gone basically.

We continue to mop up the floor with reject questions from last episode's Ginormous Ultra Super Spectacular 200th Episode QuizQuiz. Aside from a few softball gimme's that Shawn lobs to Erin, we are unsurprisingly unknowledgeable about the things that we ourselves have said before.

Let that be a lesson to all, that just because you're married doesn't mean you gotta like the meatloaf. Whatever! We'll see you in another 200.

xoxo,

Warped

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Ep. 200 Data's Day

We made it.  200th EPISODE!!!  We're not sure why they let us do it but now they can't stop us.  Listen as we learn about Enterprise janitors and their personal logs.  Is Picard and old dad that turns off the lights.  We also play our second try at How much do you Warped?  Please enjoy

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Erin leads us delightfully on another special episode of Warped, where we anticipate with excitement the upcoming 200th episode of our podcast. We can't believe it either!

For our 199th episode (also very special), we join our favorite counselor, Guinan, as she helps poor Deanna Troi get her groove back. We gaze in awe while Guinan works her special kind of magic, and then when Riker comes in to help his special lady, we applaud the beautiful and healthy relationship that they've developed. These are the things that make Star Trek great.

In a surprising twist, our normally sweet Minh takes on the mantle of a misogynist and overall dunderhead, perhaps in sympathy to Troi's own loss of empathic ability. He does not spark joy though. To help, the Warped crew happily make vicious mockery of his idiocy, as all close-knit friends should do for one another.

At the end of it all, Matt readies his fart gun to get us on to 200! Thank you dear listener, for cruising along with us all these many captain's logs.

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Episode 198 - Final Mission

We gone done it again. We hit the bottle of dreski hard and it's got us tipsy and tankered. But whatever man, that dreski is medicinal, alright? Besides, it's our Thanksgiving episode. So Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! And boy are there some real doozies in this one.

This episode's alien designers have us agape with wonderment at the xenomorphology on display. Really, it's pretty wild. Perhaps it's proof that Star Trek's gods *do* play dice, and this time they rolled straight up crit fails. Or maybe we're just being species-ist. After all, one alien's triple mouth holes is just another alien's fun pokey pocket. So say we all.

Captain Picard spends some quality time with Wesley Crusher before the hapless ensign is shipped off to some unwritten pocket of the universe, hardly to be heard from again. Come say your sweet goodbyes with us while we sit on the shoulder of our favorite captain, giving you the skinny on what he's really thinking about Wesley.

By the end of it all, we'll all feel like a too casually installed shuttle craft door, barely hanging on by our hinges. But man will it have been a fun ride. In space, we don't need a perfect fit.. we just need another swig of that sweet medicinal.

Cause boozie gotta booze!

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Episode 197 Future Imperfect

Welcome back to Warped where we got way too deep into Minwin's bag of goodies. Even if we only talk about it a little we did really like this episode, as it has one of favorite tropes...Crewman have children they never mention again. This week Riker has a kid! But instead of talking about the episode we'd rather talk about: The long forgotten horny HBO sitcom Dream On, Why the city of Carson smells and Why Erin threw a vacuum across the room. Oh and we also bring back some classic Warped bits. You know how we are known for our bits right.

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Episode 196 - Reunion

This weeks Warped can best be described by Matt when talking about champagne. "Drinking champagne is fun until it's not." We're all a little giddy from the bubbly in the air the smoke in our lungs and the gummies in Matt's tummy. Shawn tries to express how much he loves this episode but the crew would rather talk about...CHAIRS. THE CHAIR IS BACK. We also are reunited with "The Worf's Lady" and we meet Gowron which causes Felipe to title this episode. Reunion effing rules so go watch that... after you listen to this.

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Episode 195 - Legacy

This Week On Warped:

* Wil Meets Bill

* Bill Meets Space

* Mullets Meet The Future

* Justice Meets Jacuzzis

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