Warped

Warped

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Warped episodes

  • Episode 19 - Court Martial
    After a brief time away, Matt makes his triumphant return to the crew. This week's episode becomes the inspiration for a perfect cat name. We begin the new traditions of rating the relative level of Shatner bloat and unofficially promoting the kitty litter of the future.

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    53 min
  • Episode 18 - Tomorrow is Yesterday
    Listen in this week as the Warped crew gives their salute to our boys in purple. We react to an early attempt at TV time travel with predictably spotty results. Kirk and his crew attempt a few infiltration and stealth tests and perform at a 5th grade level; meanwhile, we reminisce about our time on the pleasure planet Gemini 4.

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    55 min
  • Episode 17 - Arena

    On this week's episode, we get a new crewmember who brings a fresh take and a much-needed woman's perspective to the show.

    The crew swoons at the twinkle in the Gorn's eyes and we all cheer for the cause of Gorn justice, while both the George Takei and Leonard Nimoy fan clubs get a new member.


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    57 min
  • Episode 16 - The Squire of Gothos

    This week on Warped, the crew gets upstaged by a plastic bag of chocolate fondu.


    Everyone wistfully contemplates the well-endowed Cardiff Giant.


    Our special guest performs his repertoire of animal noises in a bit some people would call 'alternative entertainment.' Just remember that we love you and that it can only get better from here.


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    58 min
  • Episode 15 - The Galileo Seven

    Join us this week as we discuss the virtues of beer, brace ourselves for a strong dose of space racism against Spock, and do our best to objectify Star Trek's male guest stars.


    Matt and Shawn walk the movie beat with their "completely new" Special Guest and we come to the defense of the Irish, sort of.


    All on the latest, Warped! 


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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 14 - Shore Leave

    The gang tries out some pseudonyms to enhance their image and mystique, but fail horribly.


    Special Guest Randy Cockswain searches his feelings regarding The Last Jedi and cannot be stopped.


    Emotions run high as we talk about the future of the Star Wars franchise on this episode of "Nihilism and Yoga Pants"... er, I mean Warped!


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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 13 - The Balance of Terror

    This week, Matt introduces "Mattress Talk" and gives a glimpse at the future of the podcast. 

    We find out what Melanie Griffith and Romulans have in common and which is the most racist Star Trek race. 

    The guys also discuss rapey Hollywood stars and the phrase "open the kimono" on an all-new episode of Warped. 


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    1 hr
  • Episode 12 - The Conscience of the King

    Today the guys find out what would have happened if Hitler had escaped and became a famous actor. 

    We say goodbye to Yeoman Rand, ask "who drinks milk that way", and we also reveal our connection to an A-list actor.

    We also fall to pieces and tear at the fabric of society when Shawn says "big muff", all on another episode of Warped.


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    55 min
  • Episode 11 - The Menagerie (Parts I & II)

    In this episode of Warped, we channel the spirit of Gene Roddenberry.

    Captain Kirk finally has some competition for hunkiest Starfleet officer, and Shawn jumps at the chance to take the blue pill.

    The crew rants about easy acting gigs, some of which you won't be able to hear, because recording things is hard. (We'll get it right eventually, we promise.)

    Warning: this episode may give you a case of Space AIDS, which is not a real thing. 

    (Audio Commentary for Part II begins @ 51:37.)


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    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode 10 - The Corbomite Maneuver

    Star Trek does a bottle episode and the guys talk about REO Speedwagon and Tony Bennett. 

    Shawn gives his review of The Orville. We also ask what’s in the gelatinous cubes and why couldn’t Clint Howard use his own voice. 

    All on today's serving of that yeasty spread we like to call Warped.


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    55 min

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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed…