Warped

Warped

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Warped episodes

  • Episode 54 - By Any Other Name
    On our latest commentary, the crew spots some Sci-Fi fashions that we can really get behind, and some that are too brown to be believed. We're a bit confused about how the Vulcan mind meld works... they keep changing the rules on us! Just like on every other episode, we examine the nature of reality and the existence of alternate dimensions. Need a gift suggestion for the gamer in your life? How about a 20-sided die made out of a sort of still alive person?! Kirk rolls one of these and is successful in his Charm test to save the galaxy with pure sex appeal. Listen all the way to the end to hear our impassioned plea to return Warped to its former glory. Light as a feather, stiff as a board!

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    53 min
  • Episode 53 - Patterns of Force
    The crew is emotionally overwhelmed by space Nazis and work through it by pondering the benefits of body waxing and a strong moisturizing regimen. We reveal the biggest movies that we've managed to not see and shower our loyal fans with enough TV and Movie recommendations to last them until Star Trek becomes a reality. Listen, it doesn't matter what we say this time around because we're all here to see half-naked Kirk and Spock, and that's OK!

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 52 - Return to Tomorrow
    Welcome back to our continuing coverage of Warped Horse Chat '19. The crew kicks things off by shooting out ideas for show merch fast and hot. Matt brings us back to our spiritual center by showering his cat with affection. We tackle important topics like body hair on men and Huell Howser. Enough with all this chit-chat, though... it's time to punch that triangle!

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 51 - A Private Little War
    Our most frequent guest, Minh, returns to the Warped crew just in time to plan a slumber party. Meanwhile, we're watching an explicit metaphor for the Vietnam War in the brief periods where Shawn isn't ranting against the inherent unfairness of America's Got Talent. The tension is 58% harder than a diamond as we discuss the musician Moby, the movie Heat, and the cologne Drakkar Noir. Matt gives us some important perspective on the next 13 years of Warped, and then we talk about our favorite smells. Truly, everything you've come to expect from Warped... After Dark!

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 49 - A Piece of the Action
    While Star Trek goes back to the 30's, the Warped crew returns to the 80's to treat our listeners to some radical singing. Matt is ready to deliver the most entertaining Correction Corner ever... oh wait, never mind... Shawn has some more important news to share. Elizabeth Montgomery gets some long overdue celebrity crush attention. We pay tribute to some recently passed famous folks and talk about whether Mary Poppins and Aquaman belong on our list of Warped Recommendations. So join us for what must be one of the most fiscally responsible romps in Star Trek history: we're cutting you in on "A Piece of the Action."

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 48 - The Gamesters of Triskelion
    In our grand adventure through the Star Trek canon, Warped has finally reached the year 1968! The crew reunites for a very Warped Holiday Party, and, appropriate to our nerdiness, we kick things off by arguing about how made up words should be pronounced. We find our collective spirit animal clad in garb inspired by Jiffy Pop. Witness our amazement as Captain Kirk continues to prove his nature as the most overpowered RPG character in history.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 47 - The Trouble with Tribbles
    This week on Warped, the crew sits down to watch the most famous Star Trek episode of all time. Erin decides that the tribble is not cute enough to come first in our affection before Bones' wall gecko.  The crew has the most important conversation you will ever hear about answering phone calls from the bathroom.  Erin discusses how she met Philippe for the first time, and the type of username it takes to woo a woman. Shawn weighs in on which of his friends has the hotter wife, and it's not weird at all! 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 46 - Wolf in the Fold

    Don't you just hate it when you're all stressed out by work, so you beam down to a pleasure planet to unwind for a bit, but then you get possessed by the spirit of an ancient murderer and off some showgirls? Just me?

    This week, the crew makes a bid to get Information Society to open for us on our Live Tour. Our enjoyment of Winnie-the-Pooh is ruined by one of the episode's guest stars. There's already a lot of Hollywood buzz going around that this episode has spurred an Ally McBeal reboot. All this, plus our entertainment recommendations.


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    58 min
  • Episode 45 - Obsession
    Audience favorite Minh returns to Warped to give us the lowdown on Moby Dick. Philippe tries out some new material before he takes it to the open mic circuit. We ask ourselves if we should spend the rest of our lives viewing Smithsonian exhibits or watching episodes of Star Trek. Bear witness to the complete unraveling of our show when Matt steps out of the room for 3 minutes. I think it's fair to say that this episode of Star Trek gets the episode of Warped that it deserves.

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    58 min
  • Episode 44 - The Deadly Years
    We're having a grand old time ringing in the new year. Truthfully, watching the officers of the Enterprise act like older versions of themselves sets our level of enjoyment to "The Neutral Zone." The crew reviews their treatment of Shawn and his role as podcast punching bag. E.H. Victorville announces her latest trashy romance novel. The real takeaway from this week: Paddington 2 is an excellent movie.

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    1 hr 1 min

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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed…