Warped

We've come to accept the fact that while we can't be Einstein or Hugh Jackman, we can still do the best episode of Warped possible. This time around we compare and contrast the relative grace in ageing of Wilford Brimley and Keanu Reeves, and we chat about sexy movie casts. Our trust in Erin has eroded, and we don't know what's real anymore. Other than Kirk having some naughty time, and some great crowd work from the Star Trek background actors, there's not a lot to hold our attention, so we decide to go all in on Corrections Corner, BTS, repressed Korea, putting the Star Trek races into their correct Harry Potter house, and Fyre Festival.

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We're pulling no punches with a heavy-handed episode of Star Trek. We learn a bit about how Special Guest Minh's mind works, as a hand injury leads to thoughts of self-love, a topic he has some real trouble leaving behind. We make some obvious jokes about alien junk, but don't worry we get it all out of our systems in the opening half of the show. Shawn breaks down some creative ways you can watch and listen to your favorite media, which leads to some gushing about Hugh Jackman.  Matt tips his hat to the hardcore Star Trek fans, in honor of the great work they do giving purpose to random bits of scenery.  All this, plus recommendations! 

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This week on Warped, we perform a public service by helping people find shows with male nudity. We bang out some HBO Top 10 lists that don't go past 3. Shawn blows out my headphones when we get him talking about Sex and the City, we achieve the pound-for-pound Huskiest Podcast Award in the Glib Comedy Sci Fi Commentary Podcast genre, and Matt deals with his fat man comedy issues; special shout out to Baskets! Our Corrections Corner takes us back to Tombstone, because I guess we haven't talked about that enough, and we round things out with twin movies, The Truman Show, and The Matrix.

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All bets are off as Nate and Phat Money return to the show to provide their unique take on classic Star Trek. This week's all-male panel attempts to maintain a modicum of wokeness by admitting that we all married up, but all our efforts are in vain as we quickly turn to our old standby, Truckstop Romeo. This week, we'll be spoiling "The Leftovers", warning people about the "Deadwood" movie, and parading out all the corrections and recommendations that keep you going another week. So dock into our spaceport and enjoy the new urban dictionary definition of "crackle" before Matt has a chance to fact check it.

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This week we are inspired by the career and characters of Jodie Foster to conduct the most epic game of FMK to date. We find out what happened to the Mars bar, talk favorite fair food, and candy bars. Matt brings us the hottest fanfic from the far corners of the Internet. We circle back on our discussion about gay icon Toni Collette, and Matt confronts his dislike of Eric Clapton in a safe environment.

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Swing on by and activate your various glands as we participate in Lasagna Watch 2019. A rift develops between members of the crew over the lack of promised side butt. We figure out which cute, fuzzy creatures are likely to kill us with their deadly poison. All this and your favorite hot topics from weeks and weeks ago, this week on Warped!

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This week, the crew encounters a person of short stature, and we're all on the edge of our seats to find out what Philippe is going to say to get us banned from the Internet. Erin smokes us all with her celebrity encounter story. Shawn's favorite moment in The Original Series rears its horsey head, and he celebrates by explaining some pathetic "incel" behavior at least twice. Here at Warped, as long as we've got each other, we can pour one out for the homies and build the staircase of our dreams. Sha la la la!

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This time around, the crew makes plans to increase the efficiency of their viewing experience. We gotta get those numbers up! Watching one episode at a time? Those are rookie numbers! Shawn hates on the haters, and Pours One Out for the Homies. Erin pours one out onto herself. We search our feelings about Lost, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, the best and worst TV series finales and, finally, the latest Bugles Update that all the fans are craving.

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This week we're hooking back up with an old Star Trek standby, the Energized Cloud. Friend of the show, Minh, stops by to elevate our collective consciousness. Erin plays with our man-triggers to help us define the various strata of nerddom. We stop worrying about our own problems for five seconds to sympathize with Korean work-life balance, while talking about adult entertainment and shooting guns. Matt is rightfully annoyed when the show interrupts his corrections, Jake tells a joke, and Philippe drinks some scotch.

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The themes in this week's Star Trek episode inspire us to discuss Tombstone and Wyatt Earp. Erin gives us the lowdown on her cat situation, Jake puts himself inside the mind of a lighting designer, and Matt comes back to give the Eagles the business. Come celebrate character actor-driven movies of the 90's with us, enjoy Corrections Corner for the Gamesters of Triskelion, and join the Warped Recommendations Book Club, which is now a thing, I guess.

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