WastedMemory Prank Call Show

Apologizing for using AI on people. Run the computer program on you. This bell keeps ringing in the room. Tell me what the bell means. Flooded basement bell. Looked like I had too many energy drinks. Drink energy drink in … Continue reading →

In charge of the curbs outside. Maximum number of bicycles that can fit in a room. A bike for every hotel guest. Fill the room back up before I am done. No front desk. Nose glue. Need to use a … Continue reading →

Space spot to build the immune system. Spider man style. Do it up like Bat man. Flip around like Star Wars Luke. The directions are bad and do not match. Hotel tax fine. Leaving notice. Tell me all what the … Continue reading →

Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the … Continue reading →

Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my … Continue reading →

Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me … Continue reading →

Screaming. Smell tracing. Pockets of weed. Honda or Hyundai. Do not disturb is accurate enough to set traps. Wanting to yell at people at the hotel. You cannot ignore Honda. Doing a burn-out in the parking lot. Devil number. Not … Continue reading →

Live on a Friday. Drinking dead man beer. I do not want to get you in trouble. Turn off those outlets. Blow a whistle inside. Hotel does not get into trouble with you. Borrow the phone number. Dealing with the … Continue reading →

Replaced with an electric toilet. Borrowed some headlights. It smells like an elevator here. This is an abandoned building. A place for buckets. Election buckets. Pee bottles. Drank water from the pool. Drinking mystery standing pan water. Eric bucket system … Continue reading →

Documenting other guests. Checked in wrong. Group toilet. Need a screen for the bowl. Permission to smash the window. People watching. 3-D printing a copy of your room key. Started to rain inside. Healing crystals for the man on the … Continue reading →