WastedMemory Prank Call Show

We told them on the TV to come here and get stuff. My friend Tommy gave me some mushrooms. That is not my name as I remember it. Giving you some room numbers. I need to buy your keyboard. This … Continue reading →

Put names and pictures up on a billboard outside the hotel. Please go find a hot dog plate. I need a snack dish plate. I am guest services now. Looking for the like button or the thumbs up button. Buying … Continue reading →

Banned if too big. Not allowed to make fun of fat people. I am guest services. Out of arguing. The man in the room left a shoe behind. Bag inspection. Hotel takeover. Different people doing guest services. I bought the … Continue reading →

Doing a bribe at the front desk. Accepting tips at the front desk. The location where they pee. The rib sandwich is back. A lot of the big bagel boxes and food waste in the dumpster. Dumpster boxes. Found some … Continue reading →

Turn the lights off and on please. Found a warm spot in the hotel hallway. The girl upstairs is not real. I need to talk to the girl upstairs please. Popping breakers fee. Moving cars with found keys and we … Continue reading →

Connecting to the hotel after disabling an ad-blocker. Calling mom at the hotel. Take the furniture and chairs outside for shelter. Take chairs outside. Cooking fire outside the hotel. Food safety safe cooking fire. The front desk is like city … Continue reading →

Trying to set off a car alarm by kicking it and nobody is helping. Enforcing your rules only for you with your permission. Parking cars that belong to other people switching the cars all around over the long course of … Continue reading →

Approaching other customers in the store because they might be up to something for interrogations. Lock them in the cooler. Magic gas pumps. Handling unexplained things. Tell me how to talk to you and tell you. Seen some stuff you … Continue reading →

Rights and freedoms as a customer in the store. Using traveler checks. I need a name to put on the check for the traveler check. Being on vacation and not able to buy things. Sign the traveler check over to … Continue reading →

Bringing people that are just way too old. Parking based on physical things is messed up. Where ya at. Sit on a cactus and rotate. The smallest amount you got there. Fifty old people in your store. The stink of … Continue reading →