Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross, despite their lack of fitness, survive long enough to discuss E.V.O.: The Search for Eden.

You have 4.6 billion years to turn from a fish into a human so that you can have sex with the planet Earth. And that’s just the beginning of how weird E.V.O. is, which is probably why so many people hold the game so dear. Has it aged well, or should it be sent back into the primordial ooze?

Links of Note

• E.V.O.: The Search for Eden

• Evolution

• Chrono Trigger

• Order of Magnitude

• Pern

• Fantavision

• Spore

• [IGN Article about Spore and E.V.O.]

• Earthbound

• Breath of Fire III

• Simon Belmont

• B.C.

• Unagi

• Stun locking

• P-Wing

• Honey Comb Commercial

• Dino Crisis

• "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" - Elton John

• Natural Lite

• Bros Icing Bros.

• Lotus Pod

• Bot Fly

• Load-Bearing Boss

• Spoony Bard

• Island of Dr. Moreau

• Fiji Mermaid

• Ecco the Dolphin

• Jelly Dildo

• Contra Last Level

• L.A. Noire

• Star Wars: Droidworks

• Will Wright

• Captain Novolin

• "Needy Girl" - Chromeo

• Frank Grimes

• Dross - Definition

• Andross

• Star Fox

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