Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

TV & Film

What's Watch What Crappens about?

A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Top Chef, and whatever other crap Andy Cohen throws at us. We mock because we love.

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Married2Med: Sister Friend ...

10.14.2019

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could ...

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10.13.2019 RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become ...
10.09.2019 RHOC: O This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. ...
10.08.2019 BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet "Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding ...
10.08.2019 Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with ...
10.03.2019 RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's "The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information ...
10.02.2019 RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap ...
10.01.2019 Below Deck Med: Passion Police Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville ...
09.30.2019 Married2Med: Bargain Debasement Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a ...
09.30.2019 RHOP: Goose/Bumps The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies ...
09.28.2019 RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new ...
09.27.2019 RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's ...
09.24.2019 BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, ...
09.24.2019 Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad. For information regarding your data ...
09.24.2019 RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal "The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he ...
09.20.2019 RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, ...
09.18.2019 RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows: ...
09.17.2019 BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and ...
09.17.2019 Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's ...
09.16.2019 RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a ...
09.12.2019 RHOD: Not a Roast! *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this ...
09.11.2019 RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive ...
09.10.2019 BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. For information regarding ...
09.10.2019 Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest "Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the ...
09.09.2019 RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress "The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for. Get ...
09.05.2019 RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us ...
09.04.2019 RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date) So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced ...
09.03.2019 BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin'de Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a ...
09.03.2019 RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ...
08.29.2019 Southern Charm: The Final Dose *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the ...
08.28.2019 #1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express! *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train? To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below ...
08.27.2019 BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it's not all ...
08.26.2019 RHOP: Girl... Bye? "The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air. ...
08.23.2019 SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn's sobriety, Craig's Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you ...
08.22.2019 Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's ...
08.21.2019 RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and ...
08.20.2019 BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breaking ...
08.19.2019 RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ...
08.15.2019 SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley! *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium ...
08.14.2019 RHOC: Vickimoji Battle *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! To hear this ...
08.13.2019 BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. ...
08.12.2019 SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy's Wedding It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what ...
08.12.2019 RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest ...
08.08.2019 SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on ...
08.07.2019 RHOC: The Weight Is Over! "The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we're optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and ...
08.06.2019 Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, ...
08.05.2019 Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We're worried. To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens ...
08.05.2019 RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a ...
08.01.2019 Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live ...
07.31.2019 RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just sorry she's so HONEST. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch ...
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