Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

TV & Film

What's Watch What Crappens about?

A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Top Chef, and whatever other crap Andy Cohen throws at us. We mock because we love.

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RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted

12.14.2019

It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show ...

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12.14.2019 RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show ...
12.13.2019 RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...well it's a lie it's not a special episode but dammit we love it. Also, who ...
12.12.2019 RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip with a culmination of crappy Mexican comments by Leeanne. Will the group make it through this? Will ...
12.10.2019 Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped ...
12.10.2019 ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the ...
12.10.2019 RHOA: Edged Out Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
12.08.2019 RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt ...
12.07.2019 RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic ...
12.05.2019 Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with ...
12.05.2019 RHOC: The Drags of Society This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, where Vicki is a dick at a drag show and Kelly yells and ...
12.03.2019 #1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket! Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited ...
12.03.2019 RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken! This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarrasses all of us. Marge and Jackie are separated from the group as punishment ...
12.03.2019 RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH! This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, screeching, and amateur stripping. Also, Tamra rides a bike LOL. To hear this ...
12.03.2019 RHOA: Red Read Regiftion Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching speech and we're...touched. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a ...
11.29.2019 RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and almost murders someone. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules ...
11.28.2019 MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer "Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
11.26.2019 BelowDeck: Paleo Riot Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring ...
11.26.2019 RHOA: Marlo the Mediator The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy outfits. ...
11.24.2019 RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of ...
11.24.2019 RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
11.21.2019 RHOD: L'Infinite Jest The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. ...
11.20.2019 Married2Med: Vajay Walking Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies ...
11.19.2019 Below Deck: Pirate Peaked A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member ...
11.18.2019 RHOA: Nope Floats Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our ...
11.17.2019 RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus ...
11.16.2019 RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but ...
11.13.2019 RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries ...
11.12.2019 BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water ...
11.11.2019 RHOA: Baby Boom We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. ...
11.09.2019 RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks ...
11.08.2019 RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, ...
11.06.2019 Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday ...
11.06.2019 RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not ...
11.05.2019 BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG. For information regarding your ...
11.05.2019 RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, ...
10.31.2019 RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and ...
10.30.2019 RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of ...
10.29.2019 Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice ...
10.28.2019 Married2Med: Scuttle Launch Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it ...
10.24.2019 RHOD: Female Noshowerment This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text ...
10.23.2019 RHOC: Fashion Bullying This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and ...
10.22.2019 BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show! For information ...
10.21.2019 Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix ...
10.19.2019 RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond! We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are ...
10.18.2019 RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill "The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! For ...
10.15.2019 Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns ...
10.14.2019 Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could ...
10.14.2019 RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and ...
10.13.2019 RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become ...
10.09.2019 RHOC: O This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. ...

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