Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Top Chef, and whatever other crap Andy Cohen throws at us. We mock because we love.

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RHOBH: Del-Martyr

09.23.2021

The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that ...

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09.23.2021 RHOBH: Del-Martyr The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that ...
09.22.2021 RHONY Season 13 Reunion Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the ...
09.21.2021 Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium ...
09.20.2021 RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious Avail as a video recap on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Candiace shoots her music video on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and her mother is there to judge every second of it. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement ...
09.20.2021 RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, ...
09.17.2021 LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h! Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To ...
09.16.2021 RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
09.14.2021 BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
09.13.2021 RHOP: Surry Not Surry This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably ...
09.13.2021 RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? ...
09.09.2021 RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to ...
09.08.2021 Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's ...
09.08.2021 Below Deck Med: Stew Over It Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen ...
09.07.2021 RHOP: Say Yes to the Turkey Dress This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the ...
09.02.2021 RHOBH: OR WHAT? It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap ...
09.01.2021 RHONY: Freaky Woah-day It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in each other's brains. This week's bonus is a shot by shot ...
08.31.2021 BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other hand, it also means everyone has to rearrange their rooms. What's a head stew to ...
08.31.2021 Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! But it only happened one time. But also ten times. Also, ...
08.30.2021 RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot ...
08.26.2021 RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad. This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which ...
08.25.2021 RHONY: Overheard in New York The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we ...
08.24.2021 Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not to bring on a crutch for her. This week's bonus is a ...
08.24.2021 Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina! The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has agreed to marry him with no prenup and Destiney whines about it with ...
08.23.2021 RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's ...
08.19.2021 RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly) It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Kyle to pretend she's a cook now and for Sutton to serve her best dish, ...
08.18.2021 RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth drink and eating dinner in the kitchen to offend every single group she ...
08.17.2021 BelowDeckMed: Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Slide With No Air A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cocktail service, Lexi being Lexi, and a slightly deflated slide. DRAMA! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
08.17.2021 Shahs: Party Animals On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they all come together and declare that after weeks of destroying each other, they are ...
08.16.2021 RHOP: Simply the Breasts The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recent physical enhancements. Plus, Karen reminds us of her commitment to lift women up, not tear ...
08.12.2021 RHOBH: Breaking News, Broken Trust When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with them on the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Dorit welcomes us into the ...
08.12.2021 RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma of being discriminated against by Jews in New York City. In other words, it's a disaster. This ...
08.10.2021 Below Deck Med: Last Chance Kitchen Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know. We do know that he doesn't understand icing. This week's premium ...
08.10.2021 Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. Will he ever stop sobbing for baby SHAAAAAMS? This week's bonus ...
08.09.2021 RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh *The audio on this episode was out of sync and re-uploaded. Sorry for the trouble! The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsburgh, but will Gizelle ruin it by bringing up Osefo affair rumors? This week's ...
08.05.2021 RHOBH: Retreat! RETREAT! Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all over the place on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Whatever you do on ...
08.04.2021 RHONY: Stocking Bluffer Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of New York and Sonja gets caught lying about model sex. This week's bonus episode is a recap ...
08.03.2021 BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Matt's selfish behavior. Will they get it together for the next batch of demanding guests?? (no) ...
08.03.2021 Shahs: Into the Woods The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtations. On the plus side, Reza and London got into fight, which ...
08.02.2021 RHOP: Bossed in Translation This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us that she's the boss. And then she texts Gizelle and Robyn, and informs ...
07.29.2021 Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vishal looks poised to win back Richa, but all we really care about ...
07.28.2021 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode. Be sure to watch our recap ...
07.27.2021 Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My ...
07.27.2021 Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our ...
07.26.2021 RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen? The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: ...
07.22.2021 RHOBH: Qualm Springs Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find ...
07.21.2021 RHONY: Ghost Hissperer Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of ...
07.20.2021 BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog ...
07.20.2021 Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
07.19.2021 RHOP: Too Hot To Candle This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
07.15.2021 RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness? This ...

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