Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

TV & Film

What's Watch What Crappens about?

A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Top Chef, and whatever other crap Andy Cohen throws at us. We mock because we love.

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RHOD: Southfork in the Road

04.21.2021

On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with ...

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04.21.2021 RHOD: Southfork in the Road On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with ...
04.20.2021 1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get ...
04.19.2021 Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We ...
04.16.2021 Derbies and Des-tiny It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our ...
04.15.2021 RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. ...
04.14.2021 RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
04.13.2021 BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the ...
04.13.2021 Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown! We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone! Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener ...
04.12.2021 TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there ...
04.09.2021 Summer House: Des-ecrated At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's ...
04.08.2021 RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a ...
04.07.2021 RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at ...
04.06.2021 Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face ...
04.05.2021 RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at ...
04.02.2021 Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus ...
04.02.2021 Summer House: Taco Tearsday Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo ...
04.01.2021 RHONJ: The Trepology Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the ...
03.31.2021 RHOD: Tattle Snake Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We designed lots of face masks for ...
03.30.2021 BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested! This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of ...
03.29.2021 RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather ...
03.26.2021 SummerHouse: Pub Brawl There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions ...
03.25.2021 RHONJ: Vibrator de Force A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will ...
03.24.2021 RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is ...
03.23.2021 Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it ...
03.22.2021 RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all ...
03.19.2021 Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and ...
03.18.2021 RHONJ: Feed the (Face) Plants Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey takes us to a pool party at Tre's where Joe squirms out of paying a debt and Jennifer drinks herself into a face plant. ...
03.17.2021 RHOD: In The Name of the Father This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led ...
03.16.2021 BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading ...
03.15.2021 RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married ...
03.12.2021 SummerHouse: Turn Down for What? The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a ...
03.11.2021 RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better ...
03.10.2021 RHOD: Shame and Shamans Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed ...
03.09.2021 Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo ...
03.09.2021 RHOA: Turning the Page (Six) Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots ...
03.05.2021 Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for ...
03.04.2021 RHONJ: But Did He Poker? Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We ...
03.03.2021 RHOD: Austin Translation Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was ...
03.02.2021 BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're ...
03.01.2021 RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.26.2021 Summer House: Trash TV Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season ...
02.26.2021 RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips. What could go wrong? Watch this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1434-48019649 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
02.26.2021 RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.23.2021 Below Deck Reunion: Skating By The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a ...
02.22.2021 RHOA: What Lies Bolo Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive ...
02.19.2021 Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and Luke are still yelling about what a couple of blowjobs mean and Lindsay is screeching about ...
02.18.2021 RHOSLC: Living On a Prayer (?) Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't figure out who Heather is, Mary cries over her romance with bags, and Lisa loses her ...
02.18.2021 RHONJ: Gym Rat Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quickly flipped, though, and a symphony of hurled c words crescendos into a beautiful ...
02.17.2021 RHOD: South By SouthFester The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra ...
02.16.2021 Below Deck: Unchartered Territory The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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