Today we cover the recent Andrew Tate saga: a man who got so mad at Greta Thunberg he posted a two-minute video on twitter about how he wasnt owned and then immediately got arrested for sex trafficking.

He claims that agents of "The Matrix" were sent to silence him, but we look at his self-help dating university(?) where he brags about doing stuff that sounds a lot like sex trafficking.

We enter a Facebook group of fans accusing Greta of doxxing him and dissecting the hand signals in his arrest video,

And finally we discuss how the outrage over Epstein and the moral panic around "groomers" doesnt apply to a man who gives advice on how to do just this.

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Music: Huggy Bear - No Sleep