Web Crawlers

EMAILS: Oliver Garden.

VOICEMAILS: Farscape bathroom. Writing Ed Kemper in prison. Hot tip to get cheaper prescriptions. Graveyard shift. Wanting to change your life a lot. Fox underwear. Ni hao.

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NEWS: Burning Man drama. Someone fell for the Rent-A-Hitman site. Cracking eggs on your kids head is not funny. Youtuber mom Ruby Frankie is arrested. Sister stealing boyfriend. Narcan is available in stores. 

TV: Paul from 90 Day is missing. Carl & Lindsay of Summer House end engagement. How To With John Wilson. Live to 100: Secrets of the Blue Zones.

Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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Before The 90 Days: S6 E13 Modern Romance (2:01) Cristian invites a stranger to Thanksgiving, Meisha follows Ted Cruz on IG, David has an American big boy dick, Jasmine said she fucked her ex, Riley hates durian fruit, Amanda sucks.

90 Day UK: S2 E8 She Still Messages You (36:25) Jose passes his english test, Tionne is a princess.

The Other Way: S5 E8 Mistrust, She Wrote (46:30) Holly is running wild without shoes, the Yassified couple.

Last Resort: S1 E3 (1:05:35) Ed & Liz got married, Angela has a boombox.

Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur

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EMAILS: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is on instagram. 

VOICEMAILS: A proposal story. Ghost riding a bicycyle. How often do you wash your clothes? Chicken is an English term of endearment. Seeing foxes as a sign. Failing drivers test cuz of the California roll. Ghost in the backseat. 90 Day thoughts. Dog on the kitchen counter. 

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Melissa’s trip to Chicago. 

TV & MOVIES: Bottoms & The Ultimatum

NEWS: Trump’s mugshot. Fyre Fest 2. Streamy Awards. Ihop biscuits. Scooter Braun got fired. Prighozan “mysteriously” died in a plane crash. Smash n grabs in LA. Toilet at the Americana. New app Kick. Live worm found in woman’s brain. Giant Carpet Python in Australia. Co-housing community for women in the UK.

Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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Before The 90 Days: S6 E12 Field of Dreams (2:05)

90 Day UK: S2 E8 Put Up or Shut Up (30:08)

The Other Way: S5 E7 Tales From the Crypto (51:01)

Last Resort: S1 E2 Dead Last (1:06:30)

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VOICEMAILS: Galapagos movie Origin of Species. Orb weavers. Kimberly story curse? Talking birds. Vampire Diaries head. Feminists used to burn Barbies. The woman on the plane released a statement. Geico Gecko is hot. A “witch” house in LA with an interesting story. 

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Ali’s TV recommendation: Harlan Coban’s Shelter on Amazon Prime

NEWS: Britney Spears is getting a divorce & thinking about buying a horse. Trump indicted. Woman left her husband for Stranger Things catfish. The Blind Side family drama. Bethenny interviewed Raquel. Tan Mom running for office. One Tree Hill star was in an abusive cult. Tinder charging $500 a month. Succession actress attacked by otters. 

Melissa’s Music Corner: Sufjan Stevens, Future Islands, Boygenius

Intro song: Joren Cain 

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The Other Way: S5 E6 Who’s The Bossiest (1:27)

Before The 90 Days: S6 E11 St. Elmo’s Fire (12:45)

90 Day UK: S2 E7 I Think I Might Be Pregnant (44:23)

Last Resort: S1 E1 Meet The Couples (1:03:16)

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VOICEMAILS: Alone is a comfort show. Marrying a twin. Hairdresser for deceased ppl. Apologizing for drunk dialing us. Infinity Pool rules. Should you divorce someone who doesn’t mind skipping episodes of a tv show? Why the life expectancy was so low back in the day. Tetris movie was apparently good. Melissa accidentally grabbed Lena Dunham’s suitcase at JFK. Rollerblade Barbie sparking fires. Behind the scenes of taking food photos. Trying to book Gwyneth’s Airbnb. Creditor saying ppl are dead to fuck with them. 

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