EMAILS: Almost kidnapped from a bowling alley. Le Bimbo cafe in France. 

VOICEMAILS: Who the hell is Angelyne? Phone scam. Gypsy Rose Blanchard getting released from prison. Taylor Swift CD played at a grocery store. Slapped by the chef. McKamey Manor is nuts. Winning a car ride with Angelyne. Spending $500 on Angelyne’s merch & getting blocked by Bethenny. Melissa is blocked by Ariana from Vanderpump Rules. 

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News:

Dianne Feinstein died (1:46)

Tupac’s murderer arrested (4:10)

Cher had her son kidnapped (10:35)

Candian man arrested for supplying substance linked to suicides (15:54)

Flooding in New York (sorry we thought Mel Gibson was in Water World it’s actually Kevin Costner) (17:47)

Clayton from The Bachelor paternity drama (21:49)

Las Vegas Sphere (32:11)

Interpreting baby noises (38:26)

Dark and twsited history of the Cabbage Patch Kids (41:13)

Britney & her knives (47:49)

TV: Naked Attraction. Love is Blind. American Horror Story (50:52)

Hero of the week: Jessica Blanchard (56:11)

Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: Celebrity ghost at the Groundlings. Almost getting fired for saying thespian. A dark & a light synchronicity. Hair accident with Sun-In. Throwing away Barbies. We should watch Naked Attraction. Porn video games definitely exist. 

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NEWS: Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce (2:30) Writers Strike could be over! (11:49) Sophie Turner & Joe Jonas custody drama (16:38) Bijou Phillips divorces Danny Masterson (19:23) Angelyne is selling one of her pink Corvettes (21:46) Bethenny Frankel gave TJ Maxx employees her old makeup (25:13) Olivia Rodrigo hates birds (30:06) Lizzo’s wardrobe designer files a lawsuit (32:00) Wellness lady who claims ppl don’t need glasses is an MLM salesperson (35:00) Will Something About Her ever open? (37:51)

TV: (40:35) Cast revealed for new season of The Traitors. Lindsay from Summer House went on her bachelorette trip anyway. The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart.

Podcasts (44:23) The Dream season 3

Books (45:50) The Best Short Stories of 2023 - The O. Henry Prize Winners. No One Is Talking About This - Patricia Lockwood. The Artist’s Way.

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Before The 90 Days: S6 E16 One Crazy Summer (4:20) Violet tells Riley she's pregnant. Nicola proposes. Cleo asks for Christian's favorite hoodie. Jasmine's visa interview doesn't go well and she wants Gino to take down the Panama flags.

90 Day UK: S2 E12 You Are So Cheap! (26:17) Tionne is being a bitch as usual. Mert & Shane's mom get into an argument.  

The Other Way: S5 E11 Breaking Bed (40:41) Sarper's bed is disgusting. Tej has had it with Kimberly's bullshit. 

Last Resort: S1 E6 Last Licks (1:00:53) The gals have a lingerie party. Jovi won beauty pageants? Asuelu wants to see strippers. Ed makes everyone puke.

Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: First time having sleep paralysis. Vampire Diaries, drivers tests, makeup on dead people, & Bravo Con. Pop song algorithm. Washing clothes & second marriages. Anonymous brother-in-law Airbnb drama. Only use cold water to wash clothes, slurpin’ ramen, & Hillary Duff clapping back.

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Fake aliens in Mexico (1:54)

Dog named Yoda caught a fugitive (4:28)

Jen Shah & Elizabeth Holmes are prison friends (6:55)

Hugh Jackman got a divorce (8:34)

Halloweentown in Oregon (11:22)

Taylor Swift at the VMAs (13:39)

Doja Cat is funny (16:34)

Celebrity Auctions (18:12)

Lauren Boebert jerking off her date at Beetlejuice (20:33)

Vegas hotels got hacked (23:06)

BTK killer’s daughter helping to solve murders (24:43)

Man saved 160 ppl from jumping off bridge (27:18)

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Before The 90 Days: S6 E15 Everytime We Say Goodbye (1:27) Razvan doesn't really like Amanda. Statler doesn't want kids. Gino & Jasmine make up for the 100th time. David & Sheila's sad goodbye. 

90 Day UK: S2 E11 This Relationship is Over! (28:21) Mercy freaks out on the way to the wedding. Mert buys caviar & a duck. Jose is back in Columbia. Tionne calls David disgusting. 

The Other Way: S5 E10 In Laws In Order (41:25) Kimberly's jeans upset everyone. Shekinah is on her way to Turkey. Wayne is in extreme debt & Holly orders a Pina Colada. 

Last Resort: S1 E5 Last Call (52:19) Ed was a leprechaun in a past life. Angela chases the girls with her gross vibrator. 

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Voicemails: Producer Maria has a triple coincidence. Joren’s new single. Meeting a Bachelorette’s mom. Penetration. We’re now the main source of news in Canada. Paul Reuben’s ghost maybe? Giant bat fell on the sidewalk. Thinking you willed your own dog to death. A funny sign left behind by dad.

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What’s with Olivia Rodrigo “borrowing” music? (2:35)

Danny Masterson’s prison sentence, Ashton & Mila’s character letters, the woman Ashton dated who ended up murdered, Mila Kunis was only 14 on That 70s Show, & their anti sex-trafficking charity using AI to scan sex worker’s faces (9:19)

Miley Cyrus’ brother Trace’s tweet about OnlyFans (23:38)

Diarrhea explosion on airplane (30.19)

Joe Jonas & Sophie Turner broke up (34:00)

Cop caught fuckin (38:04)

Kanye getting a beej in Venice (39:05)

Jimmy Fallon drama (41:18)

Suspect arrested in Crystal Rogers case (43:04)

Tinder date stole shoes (44:17)

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