Web Crawlers

We went to the Taylor Swift concert. Katy Perry is in another legal battle over a house. Woman was attacked by a snake that a hawk dropped on her. Man finds tunnel to underground city in his basement. Telemarketers documentary. Bravo lawsuit. Suspicious death cap mushroom poisoning. Lil Tay drama. Spiders that cause permanent boners. Sun bears are not human. New sea creature just dropped. Judge kills wife. AI talking about doomsday. 

Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way S5E5 (starts at 3:40)

90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days S6E10 (starts at 35:55)

90 Day Fiancé UK S2E6 (starts at 1:01:20)

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EMAILS: We got butt emailed. Ghost cats on the bed. 

VOICEMAILS: Listener’s teacher had relationship with student. Kindergarten teacher teaching bathroom etiquette. A not hot dental hygienist. Filler for your penis. Breaking a leg coming true. Sleep talk app update. Murder investigation in Becky’s hood.

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Gwyneth’s guest house on AirBnb. Taco Bell lawsuit. Woman who only ate fruit died. Corn ribs. Idiots think the new Twitter logo is a freemason symbol. Bunch of swimmers got Ecoli. The grandfather of AI has regrets. The Lizzo drama. Sound of Freedom financier arrested for child kidnapping. RIP Pee Wee & Angus Cloud. Lindsay Lohan had a baby. Cop slide. Rudy Giuliani’s gross sexy talk transcript. 

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VOICEMAILS: Kalamazoo Uber driver shooting spree. Vampire Diaries is getting confusing. Everyone’s freaking out about cruise ships. Idol is about Selena. Pooping in unknown toilets. Addicted to leg. Would women be weird in restrooms if we didn’t have walls. Brother found out to be a pedophile. 

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TV: Silo & 90 Day Fiance

NEWS: Taylor Swift fans cause earthquake. Ali almost got scammed buying Taylor Swift tickets. Twitter is now X. Woman suing Delta cuz a drunk passenger harassed her and her daughter for 9 hours. Ppl throwing things at concerts. Melissa’s experience at a Beyonce concert sitting behind Chaz Dean. 

Something happened to Mitch McConnell. Sinead O’Connor died. Ariana Grande drama. Water temps in Florida are over 100 degrees. Executives are prob gonna manufacture another Barbenheimer. Fart gives away suspect. Man spends $20k on dog costume. Daily Harvest poison lentils update. 

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An experience with spotlessly clean mens restrooms. Using subtitles for ADHD. Meetup dot com. Dad putting shirt over daughter’s head cuz of anxiety. Pink & purple sisters turning into men & lesbians. Tourism could increase to Titanic. Take Care of Maya hospital is very shady. Hot passport tips. Milf Manor. Ali invented ChatGPT. 

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TV & MOVIES: Barbie, Oppenheimer, Sound of Freedom, 90 Day Fiancé, Children Ruin Everything on The CW, Dear David movie.

NEWS: mysterious light blinking in space, talking parrots, constipation is linked with cognitive decline, winning Powerball ticket sold in LA, Margot Robbie faked death to prank babysitter, man lost at sea with dog for 3 months, girl won $800k lawsuit from McDonald’s chicken nugget burn, passengers stuck on hot ass plane for 4 hours.

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The story of Hansel & Gretel was likely inspired by the worst famine in European history, where parents abandoned- and possibly ate- their children.

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