Web Crawlers

NEWS: Fertility doctor scandal, maggots on a flight, Trump’s sneakers, J. Lo’s insane movie, Alexei Navalnvy’s death, The Cut author getting scammed, Chicken Nugget tv show, and more!

MOVIES: Madame Web. How to Have Sex.

TV: Bachelor. Vanderpump. iZombie

BOOKS: Sea of Tranquility

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Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance’s Natalie. Twines. Victim of the raccoon blackout. New McDonald’s ice cream machine lore. V McDre was in LA! A beautiful/sad pet story.

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Theme song: Elektrodinosaur

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NEWS: Fish bandit. New taco bell food items. Tony Soprano tomagatchi. Mutant wolves in chernobyl. Woman gave birth in McDonald’s parking lot. Bobbi Althoff divorce, and more!

TV: Bachelor. Vanderpump. Traitors.

THEATER: Kate Berlant’s show KATE

BOOKS: The Memory Police

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Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 16: Clayton freaks out over the stripper at Anali’s bachelorette party; Ashley didn’t think about hurricane season; Sam converts for Citra; Rob posted memes on Facebook at 4am and refuses to apologize to Sophie; Gino & Jasmine go wedding dress shopping. 

Single Life Season 4 Ep 6: (33:55) Debbie meets Ruben the Cuban; Natalie & her mom facetime Mike; Veronica & Jamal play pickleball with Tim; John meets Meghan’s daughter.

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EMAILS: Spork movie

VOICEMAILS: Worried about secondhand embarassment from 90 Day. Med student’s take on Panera. Fantasty smut. YA GIRL. Porn writer is a job. Rash from new underwear. Seeing someone who wasn’t there. The Big Comfy Couch. Becky’s “bebe.” Embryo transfer. Dunkin’s large iced coffee has a shit ton of caffeine. Dentist appointment. 

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NEWS: Elon Musk put an implant in someone’s brain. Some people think they found Amelia Earheart’s plane. Pigeon was held for 8 months on suspicion of being a spy. Raccoon causes blackout in Toronto. Jonas Brothers popcorn.

TV: True Detective

MOVIES: Argylle. The Greatest Night in Pop

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90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 15: Nikki surprises Justin at their engagement party with a performance. Manuel gets emotional before the wedding. Anali got a stripper for her bachelorette party. Sophie goes wedding dress shopping at the same place Melissa got her dress. Sam and Citra realize their families don't support them.

Single Life Season 4 Ep 5: Natalie has a disasterous job interview at a Chiropractor’s office then throws a dinner party and does a Shakespeare monologue for Josh’s producer friend.

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EMAILS: Red Lobster gift card

VOICEMAILS: Another Argylle theory. Exhausted by Wonka. Becky’s follow-up to her birthing experience. Shook that Ali’s never had summer sausage. Burger King Whopper sacrifice campaign. Ghost touching back of neck. Dog stealing a pink dinosaur toy. Phantom Thread coincidence. Lots of support messages for Becky. 

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NEWS: World’s largest cruise ship sets sail. Mom discovers son’s ADHD pills contain inconsistent amounts of medication. Man can’t stop farting after eating ham sandwich. Woman complains that her ragdoll husband doesn’t do his share of the housework, and more!

TV: Bachelor. Traitors. 

MOVIES: Sundance docs - Daughters. Ibelin. 

MUSIC: New Future Islands album

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Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 14 From This Day Forward: Rob hates Sophie’s mom. Nikki & Justin ride horses. Ashley & Manuel go to Niagara Falls. Jasmine tells Dane she can’t talk to him anymore. Clayton brings his guinea pigs to Indiana for the wedding. Sam’s dad meets Citra’s dad. 

Single Life Season 4 Ep 4: Jon tells Megan he fucked a pumpkin. Jamal gets along better with Veronica’s daughter. Chantal deives 4 hours to meet up with a dude. Debbie is preparing to go to Miami. 

Theme Songs: Elektrodinosaur

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