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NEWS: Woman sues Panera over their lemonade. Man smuggled cocaine in frozen shrimp. AI dog collars. Jennifer Lopez’s insane trailer. Penecio Del Toro, and more!

TV: American Nightmare. True Detective

MOVIES: The Beekeeper

BOOKS: The Tribe of Fatherless Girls by T Kira Madden. The Tools by Phil Stutz

Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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90 Day Fiance Season 10 Episode 13 To Love & To Cherish: Rob is livid after getting lectured by Sophie's mom. Jasmine finally tells Gino about where she got the money for her butt surgery. Ashley and Manuel have sex in a cafe. Clayton and Anali finally have sex. Sam’s dad thinks bigfoot was on their roof. 

Single Life Season 4 Episode 3: Chantel & her friends are in Greece. Miss Debbie goes on a date. Natalie moves to LA but its too expensive. Tyray gets stood up.

Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: Extra lettuce on your burger. Accidentally sexting your mother in law. Chronic wasting disease. Epoch Times is wack. Freak accident with a knife. A blog about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Champagne turkey. Mystery VHS tape follow up. Flor calls with an update on how she’s doing post-surgery. We love you Flor!

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NEWS: People cutting off limbs for fun. Cover Up Body Brokers podcast about ppl selling body parts from a funeral home. Fortune telling with food. Disasterous Golden Globes monologue. Is Elly Conway actually Taylor Swift and did she write a book called Argylle? Gypsy Rose discovered Facetune. Amanda Knox’s new TV show. 

TV: Happy Valley. The Curse finale. Summer House.

MOVIES: Society of the Snow

BOOKS: My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Mosfegh

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Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: We’re the Dippin Dots ladies. A breakdown of all the Fargo seasons by Joren. Double vagina explanation. 90 Day dudes suck. Leonardo Dicrapio. The water looked great in the Mario movie. Mr. Bubba. Becky’s not great experience giving birth. 

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NEWS: Dog ate $4k in cash. Dunkin Donuts toilet explosion. Guy swimming in Bass Pro Shops water tank. Unannounced wedding at a coffee shop. Kate Winslet keeps her oscars in the bathroom. Guy attacks judge after being sentenced. 

TV: RHOSLC finale. Natalia Speaks. Ali’s watching Fringe.

BOOKS: Man’s Search for Meaning. The Gift. 

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Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: The origin of our phone number. We’ve come so far. Brian Laundrie’s family knew about Gabby for weeks and didn’t call police. Flower scent from Brazil. What to do in a lucid dream. Never seen a stuffed turkey. Concering experience with Panera Lemonade. Denying clogging your friend’s toilet. Pennies are good luck. Fox & Opossum on the football field in Texas. Hearing loud explosions before falling asleep. Being inspired by a Teal Swan IG video.

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NEWS: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is free and on instagram. Gay couple arguing in airport. Pop Tart mascot death. 

BEST OF 2023: Gwyneth ski trial. Titanic submersible. Those fake ass tiny aliens. Taco Bell orgy. Creek pasta, and more!

TV: Jury Duty. Cunk. The Curse. Last of Us. Mrs Davis. 

MOVIES: Poor Things. Perfect Days. Past Lives. Talk To Me. Monica. Love Has Won. Beyond Utopia. Twin Flames. 

BOOKS: Julia Fox - Down the Drain. Michelle Zauner - Crying in H Mart. Patrica Lockwood.

MUSIC: Boygenius

Intro song: Joren Cain 

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Happy Holidays everyone!

NEWS: Ziwe interviewed George Santos. Tom Cruise’s new GF. Scream director quit. Gypsy Rose Blanchard bought tix to a Kansas City football game to try to meet Taylor Swift. 6 year old flying solo got on the wrong airplane. 700 Airbus employees got sick from Christmas dinner. 

MOVIES: Last Stop In Larrimah. Zone of Interest. Dream Scenario

BOOKS: Crying in H Mart

Intro song: Joren Cain 

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90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 11 For Richer for Pooer:  Clayton & Anali meet Kameron IRL. Sophie asks Rob for a duvet. Devin & Nick get married. Ashley picks out a wedding dress. Citra arrives to Sam’s dirty house. Gino puts sunscreen on Jasmine’s butt. 

The Other Way Season 5 Ep 24 Tell All Pt. 3: (45:12) Sarper pulls out his body count notebook. Mary is scared to interrupt Brandan when he’s playing video games. A woman Yohan was DMing with makes an appearance. 

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