Web Crawlers

VOICEMAILS: Getting a VHS tape to a family. Dick pics on LinkedIn. Watching porn with the curtains open. People into Amway are crazy. We love you Dina! Men with machetes & samurai swords are not right. Epoch Times & Shen Yun connection. Insane office employee Christmas drama. Conclusion to the VHS saga. 

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NEWS: Co-host of the Amanda Bynes podcast may be a con artist. Mayim Bialik fired from Jeopardy. Woman stole van containing 10,000 donuts. Pornhub top searches for each state. Mark Zuckerberg’s secret Hawaiian compound. Sex in the senate. McDonald’s spin-off CosMc’s. 

MOVIES: Poor Things. American Fiction

Intro song: Joren Cain 

Outro song: Elektrodinosaur

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90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 10 For Better or for Worse: Gino surprises Jasmine with a trip to Miami. Sophie and Rob go ring shopping. Sam reveals he was arrested. Nikki freaks out on Justin after hearing he hooked up with other girls. Anali is bored as hell and Clayton never wants to do anything.

The Other Way Season 5 Ep 22 Tell All Pt. 2 (36:30):  Armando & Kenny’s egg donor ghosted them. Holly & Wayne haven’t spoke in three weeks. Daniele said Yohan talked with over fifty women during their relationship. Shekinah sides with all the men.

Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur

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VOICEMAILS: Surprise peppercini on your burger. What the hell are marketing affiliates. Becky had her baby!! Gero’s Grocery. Good luck to Flor. Harmony plz call back! A fan of The OA. Controversial take on stuffing. Ali gets pranked by VMcDre.

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NEWS: Kevin Costner & Jewel are dating. Amanda Bynes starting a podcast. Hunter Biden spent $870k on sex workers & porn. Diddy put out a statement. Alex Jones back on twitter. SantaCon charity spent money on crypto & Burning Man. Owls & opossums in xmas trees. Lead in baby applesauce. Paul Giamatti has a podcast about bigfoot. 

TV: Ali is watching The Good Wife. Melissa’s really liking The Curse

MOVIES: The Holdovers

Intro song: Joren Cain 

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90 Day Fiance: Season 10 Episode 8 (1:53) Rob tries to impress Sophie with a beach rental. Jasmine confronts Gino about his bachelor party. Nikki meets Justin’s parents. Manuel hates how much coffee Ashley drinks. Clayton makes Anali bathe his guinea pigs. 

90 Day Fiance: Season 10 Episode 9 (23:21) Nikki & Justin go to a winery. Rob didn’t tell his friends he cheated. We meet new couple Sam & Citra. Nick calls Devin a fat piggy in front of her family. Ashley makes Manuel eat a Garbage Plate. 

The Other Way: Season 5 Episode 21 (45:01) Brandan & Mary eat their wedding cake full of bugs. Kim screams at TJ. Daniele discovers Yohan has 6 other girlfriends. 

The Other Way: Season 5 Tell All Part 1 (55:14) Holly is back in the states. Sarper tells Shekinah what she can eat, and her family is no longer talking to her. Jenny goes off on Kimberly. 

Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur

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NEWS: Naked guy at Disney. Golden Bachelor might be a gold digger. George Santos interview with Ziwe. Ronald from Jury Duty got an overall deal. Kim Kardashian is gonna play a lawyer in a TV show. Taylor got Time’s Person of the Year. Panera charged lemonade killed another person. Ashanti & Nelly are having a baby. 

TV: Love Has Won documentary. School Spirits. 

MOVIES: Robocop. May December. 

BOOKS: Melissa finished Julia Fox’s Down the Drain.

Intro song: Joren Cain 

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EMAILS: Catfish victim in denial.

VOICEMAILS: A nepo baby calls in. Listening to our show while running marathons. Trying green bean casserole for the first time. Diddy’s ex Kim Porter. Credit card stolen at the bowling alley. We inspired a listener to watch 90 Day Fiance. Flor’s Thanksgiving capirotada. 

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NEWS: Derek Chauvin stabbed in prison. Oscar Pistorious granted bail. 3-year-cruise canceled. Taco Bell sex party. Housekeeping Olympics. A horrific AI song by Anna Indiana. George Santos using donor money on OnlyFans. Bryan Johnson, the dude who spends millions on staying young, posed nude. Woman went missing at yoga retreat. Andre 3000’s flute album. Luisa Yu visits every country. 

TV: Squid Game reality show controversy. Ali’s watching The OA. 

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90 Day Fiance: Season 10 Episode 7 Speak Now: Jasmine gets angry at a napkin; Rob blames Sophie for his cheating; Justin & Nikki shop for conservative outfits; Manuel refuses to share his personal life with Ashley; Nick proposes to Devin; Clayton's sister is a Debbie Downer and grills Anali. Also Melissa discovers her high school bff was in a movie with Rob!

The Other Way: Season 5 Episode 20 Gimme A Break-Up: (37:22) Yohan moves out & tries to take the dog; Sarper tells Shekinah to book a flight home; Kenny and Armando give sperm samples; Holly runs off when Wayne admits he has regrets; Brandan and Mary's wedding is overrun by bugs.

Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur

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