Has the universe finally conspired to shut down the most uncensored show in history? From total tech failure to a high-speed collision with a snowbank, Chris’ week was a scorched-earth disaster that would have broken a lesser man. Is this just bad luck, or is the “PC Police” finding new ways to silence the truth? You’ll never believe the degenerate classic segment we’re pulling out of the vault to spite the censors—are you ready for the return of the most offensive bit in CMS history?

- The Internet Dies: Neeley’s $5,000 Monster Machine Meltdown

- Snowbank Su*cide: Chris Akin’s $169 15-Second Tow Job

- The Return of “Meat Becky”: Why We Were More Vicious in 2008

- Jason The Horse: The Most Disgusting Segment Ever Recorded?

- Super Bowl Special: Why We’re Snubbing the “Fruity” Halftime Show

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