Hey Everybody!! After taking my own advice, I may have found a way out of what has felt like a soul-sucking tar pit of depression and indifference AND I am finally ready to open up about the sordid and sentimental details of my time as a ‘fancy girlfriend’ here in New York City. 

Hope you’re doing okay and allowing yourself to mentally and emotionally shut it down for at least 10 minutes a day. Trust me, you can meditate all the way to Zen and you will still wake up in the middle of a global pandemic and economic upheaval. 

Love you all so much. 

It’s sucks right now, but it’s gonna keep changing and we gotta hang in until we can turn it around.

***SoCiAL mEdiA***

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82

***SEE THIS BITCH LIVE***

… in AMERICA!!

Wednesday, July 29th 8pm ET on Zoom

…in UK & EUROPE!!

Thursday, July 30th 8pm BST on Zoom

…in AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND!!

Saturday, August 1st 7pm AEST/ 9pm NZST

Reserve tickets at: [email protected]

“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Everyone! Thank you for your sweet messages and for joining forces with me in weathering the great storm of 2020. This week, get the lowdown on the not-so-fresh hell that is Manhattan’s outdoor dining scene, soak up the zen of public mediation in action PLUS, try not to vomit as I lather your senses with a story of geriatric sensuality. 

Love you all so much. You’re doing great. xoxo Wendi

***SoCiAL mEdiA***

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82

***SEE THIS BITCH LIVE***

Saturday, July 18th 8pm ET on Zoom

Reserve tickets at: [email protected]

July 23-26 at Helium Comedy Club, Buffalo, NY w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Tickets: https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/40247

“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Everybody! First off, thank you for all of your sweet messages and support. I appreciate you more than you know. With the help of friends (that includes you), I was able to pull my ass out of a very real and very scary depressive state just in time to salvage a potential tropical vacation. PLUS, I stumble upon what I think might be a genius way to utilize a Suicide Hotline operator as your free personal assistant!!

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82

“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

Live from New York, it's the GLOBAL REVOLUTION!! How can we help? What should we do? When and how do we make our voices heard?? Wendi shares her step-by-step plan to identify and disassemble injustices perpetrated on members of our society deemed inferior. Whether those injustices are directed at a group of people or pinpointed at you by an external or internal enemy, it is imperative that you dig deep to find the root cause of the unrest and build a comprehensive plan to right the wrongs. 

Finally back after a mini mental health break, Wendi implores the philosophy of Tyler Durden to help pull you from the mental muck of whatever has you stuck spinning your wheels without gaining traction. PLUS, she lets you peep her provocative post-pandemic live performance plans and calls out fast food commercials for their sickening psychological warfare.