Hey Guys!

Thank you for being here and for messages regarding Sunday's episode. I got so carried away while recording  (and distracted by the Oreo freezer treats) that I completely forgot to read the meditation's accompanying thought experiment practice so let's do it together here. Special shout out to the person that reported my Instagram post for nudity! You are helping me learn to apply these daily practices in order to let go of petty shit. Kinda. Sending love and good vibes and also probably nudes... xoxo Wendi

Hey Lovelies!

Got a heavy one for ya this week. After jumping off the see-saw of my most recent romantic escapade, I am finally confronting the universally and exponentially toxic behavior of bullying and abuse in all forms. And this is not just wagging a finger at the perceived ‘aggressors’ or coddling perceived ‘victims’, it’s the first time I have ever taken a deeper ook at how both parties are responsible for their participation. It takes two to play, kiddos. PLUS, I make an obligatory “Life is like a river…” analogy!! I welcome you to join me in HONESTLY examining our past experiences as either the bully or bullyee...?? You know what I mean. Get out your journals and your tissues and let’s float forward together. 

Oh, and THANK YOU for listening and for all of your sweet messages. 

I really do give a shit about you all.

xoxo

Wendi

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Hello Lovelies!! 

Been on a real rocket ship of emotions and experiences in the past week but I’m alive and trying to move forward with grace and love and all that other zen shit. If you wanna come along for the ride, join me in this week’s manic interpretation of the Wisdom Card mantra “I Allow Others to be Themselves”. It’s a good one, I promise. Well, the mantra and mental exercise is good, can’t promise the same for the episode as I have not listened back. 

Gonna lie down and breathe deeply for a few minutes. you are also more than welcome to join me in that activity after listening to the episode. 

Hope you’re having a good day and only trying to control the things that you can.

xoxo

Wendi

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Hiya!! Here’s the meditation practice I mentioned in last week’s episode. It’s another angle on the idea of enjoying all that life has to offer while remaining unattached and unaffected by the outcomes of our lives events, relationships, professional endeavors, etc. The trick is to train ourselves to gracefully play catch & release with every new experience without going completely off the rails into emotionless psychopathic robot. Remember, we want to detach like Buddha, not Bundy. 

Love you all, hope you have a fun day!!

xoxo

Wendi

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EPISODE DISCLAIMER: This was recorded while I was on a low dose of what I believe to be a liquid form of meth.  Is it possible to move forward with life while keeping past memories and experiences safely wrapped in love? This week, we work on finding a healthy balance of immersing ourselves in emotion then effortlessly floating along with the flow of our lives. Tools you will need to follow along: celebrity cutouts and remote controlled butt plugs. 

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Hey Everyone! 

Been working on this specific meditation for almost 3 weeks and wanted to share it with you because it has honestly helped me more than I ever expected.  Hope you're doing well and being kind to yourself. Promise to be back with fun butt plug tales in the next couple days. Love you!

Hey Everyone! After safely moving my entire life from NYC to embark on a year-long St. Louis sabbatical, I’m back to bitch out FedEx, bars that close before sunset and hopefully encourage you to eradicate irrational fear and celebrate all our wins no matter the size or scope. SIDENOTE: If you have an STL upper connect, pretty please let a bitch know. Love you guys!!

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It’s an extra manic ride this week as I attempt to implement a month’s worth of daily meditation lessons into one episode while waiting (in real time) to find out whether or not an overly dramatic email I sent will completely destroy a deeply cherished relationship. PLUS, some good ol’ fashioned girl talk, a communication lesson for persons of the male persuasion, and a friendly reminder to be nice to yourself and the people in your general vicinity. Thanks for being here and being exactly who you are. Love you! 

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After addressing the little bits of shit I’ve had thrown my way because of starting an Only Fans account, I get into the intensity of love under quarantine and make the case for integrating wet ass pussies into your favorite Food Network shows. Love you guys! Thanks for being here and for being exactly as you are. xoxo Wendi

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Hi! Thought it might a fun group activity to practice real-time meditation so I stopped mid panic attack and recorded my daily practice for us to do as a team. Hope this helps you remember that you already have everything you need right there inside of you. You are whole as you are and you’re doing a great job. Talk to you soon. xoxo Wendi

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