We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying. 

 

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Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

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Instagram: @lauraclery

 

Episode Breakdown:

 

-00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show

 

-1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home  

 

-3:15 Dead bodies = normal day 

 

-5:05 What’s a death call? 

 

-7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in 

 

-8:28 Best way to avoid death 

 

-10:30 Why we dissociate 

 

-11:33 Ghost stories 

 

-17:17 What happens after death 

 

-19:45 Motherhood as a mortician 

 

-22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid 

 

-23:00 Neuro-spicy?

 

-25:00 Gratitude for life 

 

-33:47 How to trick your kids 

 

-36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning 

 

-38:00 Cremation vs. burial 

 

-40:00 Human composting 

 

-42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts 

 

-46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks 

 

-50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician

 

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