Episode 17: If you’re late to this episode, don’t worry—we’re used to it. This week, we tackle the frustration of businesses that can’t stick to a schedule, Jay’s harrowing journey home from Florida on Delta, and our absolute excitement over a voicemail from Oscar Montoya (Dropout TV, Dimension 20).

Highlights of the chaos:

• The Time Struggle: Why Jay is done with his local pizza place.
• Things to be Late For: A segment on why punctuality is overrated for certain life events.
• Jay’s Always Later Funeral Home: Our newest (and most questionable) sponsor.
• Oscar’s Question: We answer Oscar Montoya’s query about life-changing parties. Jay’s story involves significantly more trauma than Joe or Anthony’s.
• Crumbl Corner: The sugar report of the week.
• Movie Night: Joe and Anthony break down the existential dread of The Truman Show.

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