What Are We Doing

What Are We Doing

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  • Thanksgiving, Best Buy Won't Sell You iPhones + New Music on The Way | What are We Doing Podcast

    Ladies and gentlemen, we’re back—episode 167, baby! I’ve been sick, we’ve got a brand-new alien invasion backdrop (shoutout to the mayor of Chicago), and I’m here to unpack it all. From Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to England with Portia (thanks, Trump), to the Thanksgiving disasters that nearly ended my family gatherings, we’re covering it all.

    Listen, if you’re still buying dry turkey and ruining your Thanksgiving, just say it—you don’t care about your family. Three words: Honey Baked Ham. You’re welcome.

    And Black Friday? I worked the system, traded in all my old Apple junk, and scored a basically free Mac Mini. Meanwhile, Best Buy and their “you can’t buy an iPhone without selling your soul to a carrier” nonsense had me questioning reality. What are we doing, Best Buy?!

    Oh, and let’s not forget: I’m here to settle the ultimate holiday debate. Is Mark Zuckerberg’s Get Low cover better than Bieber’s Mistletoe? I mean, who knew Zuck could… “sing”?

    It’s chaos, it’s comedy, it’s What Are We Doing. Episode 167—let’s go! 🎙️👽

    46 min
  • Trump's 2024 Comeback, Taylor Swift's Cheesy Christmas Movie & Ned’s Declassified Podcast Drama #166

    Alright, folks, buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the absolute circus that’s gone down this week. It’s official: Donald Trump is back in the White House. Yeah, you heard me right. The dude who brought us Twitter meltdowns, all-caps tweets at 2 AM, and a MAGA movement that just won’t quit is officially the 47th President of the United States, according to Vanity Fair’s latest digital cover. And let me tell you, the internet exploded. Vanity Fair’s IG post racked up more likes than that one time Kim K’s kid painted a “masterpiece.” 🔥
    But here's the kicker: How did this happen? Philly, a supposed Democratic stronghold, barely showed up for Kamala Harris? And those swing counties that Biden flipped back in the day? Trump just snatched them right back like they were Halloween candy. Now, rural Pennsylvania? Trump won 30 counties by over 40 points. The guy went from “You’re fired!” to “You’re hired!” all over again — and yes, even rural Black and Latino voters joined the red wave 🌊. Looks like the Blue Wall just got hit by a wrecking ball, Miley-style.
    Meanwhile, while the country’s out here debating democracy, what’s Lifetime up to? Oh, just dropping the trailer for their Christmas rom-com “Christmas In The Spotlight,” featuring fake Taylor Swift (Bowyn) and a knockoff Travis Kelce (Drew) complete with his adorable fictional daughter. 🎄 Look, I’m not saying it’s a must-watch, but if you’re into cringey holiday movies that feel like they were written by an AI that studied nothing but Hallmark scripts, then this is your Super Bowl. Taylor and Travis, or should I say, Bowyn and Drew, bringing the yuletide cringe straight to your living room — Canadian accents included, eh? 🎅
    And hey, speaking of things that need a reboot (or maybe just a mercy-kill), we’re diving into the Ned’s Declassified Podcast Survival Guide drama. The podcast trio — Lindsey, Devon, and Cookie himself, Daniel Curtis Lee — are officially leaving PodCo after Lindsey’s viral TikTok rant. I mean, girl just wants one crappy TV movie reboot, but apparently, Spider-Man needs another 47 remakes before Nickelodeon gives Ned’s another shot. Christy Carlson Romano has yet to comment! 🕷️
    Devon Werkheiser dropped the news like a mic on IG: "We’re under new management — aka ourselves." It’s like watching your friends try to keep a garage band together after the local pizza shop cancels open mic night. But hey, let’s give them credit for trying to reboot the show as an “Adult Survival Guide.” Can you imagine Ned, Moze, and Cookie dishing out tips on how to survive student loans, bad Tinder dates, and your landlord ghosting you on repairs? Now that I would watch. 📅
    So, yeah, if you’re looking for hot takes on the current state of American democracy or just need a solid laugh over washed-up 2000s nostalgia, we’ve got it all in this week’s episode. Let's break down Trump’s comeback tour, Philly’s betrayal, and the world’s most unnecessary Christmas movie — plus, our love-hate relationship with Nickelodeon’s forgotten child stars trying to stay relevant.
    Hit play, grab some popcorn, and let’s get into it! 🍿 #WAWD

    1 hr 10 min
  • Joe Rogan’s Warning Ignored: Tony Hinchcliffe’s Puerto Rico Joke Sparks Chaos at Trump Rally! Ep.165

    Here we go with Episode 165 – packed tighter than a Costco on a Saturday. First up, Joe Rogan’s playing the unexpected comedy advisor. He warned his buddy Tony Hinchcliffe not to use a Puerto Rico joke at Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally. But Tony, being Tony, went rogue, comparing Puerto Rico to a “floating island of garbage” – and let’s just say, the crowd’s reaction was... mixed. Both Republicans and Democrats were quick to critique, but Rogan claims, “it kills in clubs,” while hinting Tony might “get stabbed” for it one day. Classic Rogan. And his verdict? The controversy will “blow over” – but will it really? Time will tell.

    Then there’s Jimmy Fallon, who managed to go viral himself, but for all the wrong reasons. He brought on the Costco Guys – TikTok stars AJ, Big Justice, and the young Rizzler – to break down their “Boom meter.” But things got awkward fast. As they geared up to shout a chorus of “five booms,” Fallon interrupted, essentially shutting down their joy faster than you can say “low energy.” Viewers noticed Jimmy’s barely concealed contempt and roasted him for not appreciating the “whimsy” of the trio. It’s safe to say Fallon’s audience loves the Costco Guys a lot more than he does.
    And finally, we’ve got a wildcard: breakdancer Raygun. After her Olympic debut went viral (and not in the way she’d hoped), Raygun’s back with the #RaygunChallenge, inviting everyone to “out-dance” her for cash. Critics are tearing her apart, labeling her moves as “cringe” and “very basic street dancing,” but hey, she’s still laughing all the way to the bank with that sponsorship deal. This episode unpacks the debate – is she milking her fame, or just proving that any publicity is good publicity?
    So, get ready as we dive into comedy blunders, TikTok tension, and Olympic-level facepalms. It’s all here, raw and unfiltered, on Episode 165 of What Are We Doing. This week’s all about the fine line between internet gold and absolute disaster. Buckle up – it’s gonna be a wild one!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Lil Durk Locked Up & Love is NOT Blind + Trump’s New Job at McDonald’s - What are We Doing Podcast
    Little Durk’s in the slammer on federal charges, and with him out of the game, I’m ready to take up the torch. Who else is going to fill the rap void now? Listen up, because it might be time for my return with fire holiday mixtapes, verses hotter than ever. Yes, 2010 Levi is back in action—brace yourselves for the most electrifying comeback in hip-hop history.
    Then, New York City, of course, brings us something only 2024 could cook up—a fire hydrant fish pond. Yep, that’s right, some residents with way too much time (and way too many goldfish) decided to turn a leaky hydrant into an urban aquarium. It’s the cringe virality of 2024: fish swimming in questionable city water. And guess who highlighted this for us? Casey Neistat, king of “going viral.” But the dream ends here, folks, because the NYC Fire Department eventually got fed up and shut it down. No hydrant aquarium, no fish funerals in New York’s unofficial ponds—what a loss for culture, am I right?
    Now let’s dive into Love is Blind Season 7. We’re down to just a couple of success stories, but most of these couples… total trainwrecks. Some broke up for logical reasons, like Ramses and Marissa, who figured they’d had enough of each other before even tying the knot. But let’s be real, many of these contestants couldn’t even handle boiling pasta or owning a decent suit. Justice for Nick D, though—this man deserves his redemption arc for sure.
    Last but not least, the McDonald’s shift heard ‘round the world: Donald Trump slinging fries in Pennsylvania as a “man of the people” stunt. Turns out Gen Z found it pretty hilarious and kind of liked it, which either means he’s nailed viral marketing, or we’re all desperate for laughs at this point. But of course, it didn’t come without a dig at Kamala Harris, questioning if she really did flip those burgers in her youth. I’ll tell you what, Trump might not be working at McD’s full-time, but hey, if he shows up in a visor next, we’re getting popcorn and settling in.
    So, don’t miss next week when we break down the Love is Blind reunion, more holiday mixtape announcements, and all the pop-culture twists you know you need. Catch us on all your favorite platforms and don’t forget—Levi from What are We Doing for president. Write me in this November; let’s make America funny again.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Trump & Kamala Have Chosen Billionaires for Battle! Elon Musk VS Mark Cuban to Win the Election

    This week, we took over a high school homecoming, and let me tell you, after hearing about the DJ disaster they had last year, I knew I had to swoop in and save the day. Last year’s guy played all the wrong songs, capped the night with Mamba—which, I mean, why? So, they canned him and called in the pro (yours truly).

    The kids? They had a blast. I’m talking, Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield brought the house down. You know you’ve hit the right note when an entire room of teenagers collectively loses their minds two seconds into a song. Then came Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, because obviously, you can’t go wrong with early 2000s anthems at a 2024 homecoming. These kids? They get it. Who knew?
    But, let’s get to the meat of this episode. We’re in the final stretch, people—the 2024 election is less than 20 days away. And let’s be real, nobody has any idea who they’re voting for. We’ve got Zaddy Trumpets out here spinning his usual “policies” (read: nonsense). He’s supposed to be answering questions at a town hall but ends up playing DJ with his summer playlist while people literally pass out from heat exhaustion. Instead of answering questions like a normal candidate, he’s out here doing the YMCA for 40 minutes straight. I mean, what are we doing?
    But the highlight? Trump’s diving into crypto now—yep, you heard me. He’s promoting some sketchy token called “Liberty Financial.” Look, if you’re feeling adventurous, go ahead and dump your entire savings into it, but I wouldn’t recommend it (not financial advice, wink, wink). The best part? You can’t even withdraw your money until the “scheme”—I mean, system—decides you can. Yeah, read the fine print, folks.
    Meanwhile, Elon Musk is jumping on the Trump train, donating millions and becoming Trump’s new bestie after they were practically enemies a few weeks ago. Musk is now campaigning in Pennsylvania like he’s the freaking Director of Government Efficiency, which is a real job title Trump invented just for him. Honestly, the whole thing is starting to feel like a crossover episode of The Apprentice and Shark Tank.
    And if all that wasn’t enough, we’ve got Ice Cube dropping new music—yes, that Ice Cube. The man who hasn’t rapped in forever decided now is the time. I don’t think anyone’s listening to it, but hey, props to him for trying. Exhibit’s also crawling out of retirement with a new album on a record label run by… wait for it… Conor McGregor. Yes, because when I think “music mogul,” I totally think “MMA fighter.” What are we doing?
    Oh, and shoutout to Dasani. They’re back with a new formula—now without salt. Yes, that’s right. The selling point for water is that it finally doesn’t have salt in it. What a groundbreaking concept. Welcome to 2024, people.
    That’s it for this week. It’s all a mess, and I’m just here trying to make sense of it. If you haven’t subscribed to the YouTube channel yet, what are you even doing? See you next week for more chaos. Peace!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Donald Trump, Elon Musk, & Jake Paul are All Terrible + Red Lobster Is Giving Away More FREE Food!
    In Episode 162 of the *What Are We Doing* podcast, I dove headfirst into a surreal whirlwind of headlines and hypothetical chaos—because what better way to spend an hour than questioning reality itself? From Elon Musk’s over-the-top alliance with Trump to Red Lobster’s bankruptcy recovery plan, there was no shortage of jaw-dropping moments.
    First up, Elon Musk is now not just Tesla’s kingpin but apparently Trump’s number one fanboy. Yes, the richest guy in the world is practically living in Pennsylvania, convinced it’s the key to Trump’s re-election. He’s pouring millions into America PAC, hiring canvassers like it’s a start-up launch, and has been hanging out with Trump like they’re frat brothers. Musk’s dedication goes beyond just tweets; he’s bought a “dark MAGA” hat and even plans a campaign bus tour. The world’s richest man might be funding Trump’s campaign, but hey, at least he’s finally putting his billions to *some* kind of use, right?
    Then, we switch gears to a much scarier topic: Halloween costumes. After countless trips to Spirit Halloween, I finally locked in the ultimate get-up—Twilight masks. Yes, I’m talking Team Edward and Team Jacob here, folks. I’m channeling my inner vampire heartthrob with an Edward mask that’ll have you second-guessing who’s really under it. The Jacob mask? Equally terrifying, and definitely not something you’d want to stumble upon in a dark alley. So, it’s time for a serious debate: Team Edward or Team Jacob? Drop your answers in the comments—because I’m ready to defend my sparkly vampire alter ego to the bitter end.
    And while we’re on the subject of hilariously bizarre, let’s talk about Trump’s latest merch—because apparently, he’s not just selling coins and Bibles anymore. Enter the “Trump Wand,” a so-called “presidential pleasure device” designed for patriotic folks tired of buying foreign-made goods. Imagine, if you will, a world where every OnlyFans creator wields a Trump Wand for that premium content boost. It’s a stroke of marketing genius—pun very much intended—and yet another reminder that in this election cycle, *anything* goes.
    Next up, I delve into Red Lobster’s insane comeback story. After filing for bankruptcy, they’ve placed their fate in the hands of a fresh-faced 35-year-old CEO straight out of P.F. Chang’s. His first act? Ditching the “Endless Shrimp” promotion that nearly tanked the company. But don’t worry, the Cheddar Bay Biscuits are still flowing, and they’re even celebrating with a new promotion for four years of free Red Lobster. Apparently, nothing says “we’re back from the dead” like giving away even more free food—because if endless shrimp didn’t sink them, surely a biscuit bonanza will.
    And of course, we couldn’t get through an episode without Elon’s next big venture: an army of Tesla robots. The man who gave us reusable rockets now wants to flood the market with Optimus bots that will soon be doing everything from babysitting your kids to checking your mail. I can’t help but wonder, is Musk trying to replace *me*? These bots can serve drinks, water plants, and basically do all the things humans were once paid for. With a price tag between $20,000 and $30,000, these robo-butlers are poised to take over. Just think—someday soon, you might be handing your kid over to a Tesla bot instead of a babysitter. And I, for one, am not sure how I feel about being replaced by a metal clone.
    In true *What Are We Doing* fashion, I’m here to make you laugh, cringe, and question the absurdity of it all. Whether you’re on Team Musk or Team Edward, one thing’s for sure—2024 is gearing up to be one heck of a ride. So grab a Cheddar Bay Biscuit, hold onto your Trump Wand, and buckle up, because we’re just getting started.
    1 hr 11 min
  • It Starts & Ends With a Diddy Party & Trump Gets Nasty - What are We Doing Podcast Episode 161
    I finally reveal the truth about my 2011 invite to a P. Diddy party. Spoiler alert: I swallowed a balloon during a magic trick and—well, let's just say Diddy was very impressed. Fast forward, and now there’s a wild connection to why I was there... I might need therapy after this realization.
    Next up, we dig into some serious shenanigans involving Trump and his merch hustle. Yes, he’s out here selling watches, coins, and even Bibles—because why not? And the man still has time to drop not one, not two, but FOUR NFT collections. Someone, please, tell me what we’re doing.
    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the real-life Frankenstein—some guy in Montana cloned a sheep and now he’s creating hybrid creatures for hunting. The future is here, and it’s freakin’ terrifying.
    Finally, we wrap it all up with a deep dive into the Costco Family. I’ve seen some cringe on the internet, but these guys take the cake—or, I guess, the chicken bake. They're going full throttle with their catchphrase “Boom!” while the dad drives his kids insane. Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even cringe harder than ever before.
    So, hit that subscribe button, like the video (make it turn blue!), and stick around. We’re just getting started.
    #WAWD #WhatAreWeDoing #Episode161 #PuffyParty #CostcoFamily #SpiritHalloween #CloningSheep #TrumpNFTs
    58 min
  • Diddy Behind Bars with Bankman-Fried, Donald Trump’s Pricey Merch, & The iPhone AI Disaster Ep. 160
    Welcome to episode 160 of the What Are We Doing podcast, where we dive into this week’s dumpster fire of news that’s almost too ridiculous to believe. So, what’s the hottest duo in town right now? No, not Kanye and his latest wife. We’re talking about Sean Diddy Combs and Sam Bankman-Fried, shacked up together in the luxurious Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Yep, Diddy’s in there on sex trafficking and racketeering charges, denied bail not once, but twice—because, I guess, they just couldn’t risk him starting another bad boy reunion tour from behind bars. Meanwhile, Sam’s probably showing him how to trade prison food for crypto, and Diddy’s making plans for the hottest new jailhouse mixtape. What are we doing?
    Then we shift gears to everyone's favorite former president turned late-night infomercial king, Donald Trump, who’s apparently decided that being a GOP nominee just isn’t enough. He’s out here selling Trump Watches—because why not throw down $100K on a timepiece with his mug on it? And oh yeah, don’t forget the Trump Coins. Perfect for when you want to pay your mortgage in pure patriotism. We’re living in a world where a guy facing multiple indictments is out here launching a new cryptocurrency and pushing luxury merch like it’s QVC on steroids. What are we doing?
    Oh, and Apple dropped the iPhone 16 this year—big whoop. It’s got a new camera button, a slightly faster chip, and a whole lot of promises about this thing called Apple Intelligence. Spoiler alert: it’s not ready yet. So if you just dropped a grand on the newest iPhone hoping for an AI assistant that’s actually useful, congratulations—you’ve been bamboozled. But hey, at least you’ve got the same crappy Siri from your iPhone 12 on a shinier screen! What are we doing?
    So grab your overpriced Trump watch, your soon-to-be-worthless Trump Coin, and your half-baked iPhone 16, and let’s figure out together what in the actual hell is going on. This is episode 160, baby. Let’s do this.
    1 hr 10 min
  • Sean John P.Diddy Combs, MrBeast, Logan Paul & Usher Save Red Lobster from Bankruptcy! #podcast E159
    In this bombshell 159th episode of the "What Are We Doing" podcast, Levi McCurdy goes off the rails to break down some of the wildest headlines in pop culture. Buckle up as we navigate through the latest scandals, epic fails, and jaw-dropping news that have set the internet ablaze. From legal battles to unexpected comebacks, this episode has it all.
    First up: Sean “Diddy” Combs. The legendary music mogul finds himself behind bars, accused of sex trafficking, racketeering, and running an empire of wild "freak-off" parties. Levi dives into the sordid details, from damning text messages to the infamous baby oil art installation (no, seriously), and questions what on earth Diddy has been doing with his billions. Diddy's fall from grace isn't just about his shocking behavior—Levi dissects the cultural impact and the eerie parallels to Epstein-level controversies. With witness intimidation fears and disturbing past patterns coming to light, this saga is far from its final chapter.
    Meanwhile, over in the land of influencer insanity: MrBeast, Logan Paul, and KSI have launched “Lunchly,” their so-called healthier alternative to Lunchables. Levi rips into this new kids’ meal brand that’s loaded with Prime drinks and Feastables candy bars, exposing the ridiculousness of pretending processed snacks are suddenly "good for you" because they’re rebranded by internet celebs. Spoiler: the real nutritional comparison isn’t quite the flex they think it is. Levi skewers their strategy, pointing out that targeting kids with flashy marketing is a desperate grab for relevance in a market that’s seen it all.
    Then there's Logan Paul and MrBeast's lawsuits. While Logan Paul battles legal woes over Prime and forever plastics, MrBeast is facing scrutiny for his Amazon show, which brings into question the darker side of influencer culture. Levi doesn’t hold back in his criticism, mocking the pair’s desperate attempts to conquer the food aisle while dodging courtrooms. The duo's empire of "better-for-you" products seems built on shaky ground, with their legal troubles casting a long shadow over their glossy public images.
    And let’s not forget Red Lobster. After emerging from Chapter 11 bankruptcy, the beloved seafood chain is clawing its way back to success, and Levi is here for it. With a new CEO at the helm, Red Lobster is ready for a fresh start, proving that it takes more than cheddar biscuits to stay afloat in a sea of competition. Levi breaks down the business strategies, the celebrity shout-outs, and why this American staple isn’t going down without a fight. As the restaurant landscape continues to shift, Red Lobster’s comeback serves as a testament to resilience in the face of near-collapse.
    This episode is a rollercoaster of celebrity scandals, questionable business ventures, and Levi’s signature sarcasm. Whether it’s Diddy’s scandalous downfall, Lunchly’s laughable attempt to outdo Lunchables, or Red Lobster’s fight for survival, Levi keeps it real with unfiltered commentary on the state of pop culture. So sit back, relax, and get ready to say, “What are we doing?” at least a dozen times—because this episode is packed with the drama you didn’t know you needed. Levi’s brutally honest take on these stories makes this episode a must-listen for anyone craving the raw, the absurd, and the downright unbelievable.
    Don't forget to use code "WAWD" at DudeRobe.com for 20% off your order—saving marriages and wallets, one robe at a time, because even in a world full of scandal, comfort is key.
    57 min
  • Trump's Cat & Dog Conspiracy + Kendrick Lamar At the Super Bowl!? What are we Doing? Podcast #158
    Alright, friends, it's yours truly, Levi, and I am back in the saddle for this wild ride of episode 158. In it, first up we have Trump once again spiraling out after his most recent debate disaster, throwing out insane conspiracy theories; this one is about people in Springfield, Ohio, eating cats and dogs. Yes, you heard it right. The dude is on another tear, saying things that would be ill-advised to put on your Facebook wall, never mind a live television program. We get into the weeds, breaking down how this rumor took a life of its own, and also, why JD Vance thought this was a great idea to pass on some nonsense with Trump.
    And if that's not all, we delve into the drama of the Super Bowl Halftime show announcement: Kendrick Lamar? Really? I break down why this choice has left so many of us scratching our heads and what it could spell out for the show. Will he drop a new album just to give us something fresh? Who knows! But one thing's for sure: If I hear "Not Like Us" more than once, I'll be shipping LuBug off to Ohio (just kidding, LuBug, you're safe!). And while speaking of wild rumors, could it really happen that Taylor Swift is a surprise guest? Doubtful, but hey, it's all a possibility in this world of insanity.
    Touch on legends including Lil Wayne and his reaction to not getting picked for the Super Bowl show in his hometown. We spoil it: he is not happy and neither is Birdman. I break down why Lil Wayne's features could have made him the perfect pick, and what it says about the music business now.
    Oh, and did I mention the latest product drop from Trump? Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, we now have Trumptastic Trout: the animatronic talking fish that's going to make your next fishing trip, or political rally, really stand out. This thing's ridiculous, and of course, I'm all over it.
    Lastly, I take some potshots at the most recent Gen Z trend—drunk alter-egos. What's the deal with suddenly everyone having a different name when they've had one too many? JoJo Siwa becomes "Radical Rick," Haley Welch turns into "Harley," but this means very little for the rest of us. Probably not, but it sure is fun to talk about.
    All that and more in this jam-packed episode. Hit play, grab some popcorn, and let's journey together through the ridiculousness of it all. And don't forget to comment, saying sorry to Raygun, the number one breakdancer in the world, or she'll just turn up in your bedroom at 3 AM with her entire dance crew. What are we doing?
    1 hr 7 min

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