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What Are We Doing

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  • THE WORLD TOUR!? Justin Timberlake's DWI Drama & Bill Belichick's New Love! PLUS WWIII Draft Looms!
    Hey, hey, hey! It’s your boy Levi, and welcome back to another wild ride of "What Are We Doing." Buckle up because episode 146 is packed with all the juicy gossip, epic fails, and of course, my signature comedic commentary. Let’s dive right in!
    Can you believe it? Justin Timberlake got himself in some hot water this week. Our boy JT was arraigned on one count of driving while intoxicated and released from police custody in New York. According to police, Timberlake was spotted around 12:37 a.m. in Sag Harbor, New York, driving a 2025 BMW like it was Mario Kart on Rainbow Road. He allegedly didn’t stop at a stop sign and couldn’t stay in his lane. Classic.
    When the officer pulled him over, JT reportedly said he “had one martini and followed his friends home.” Yeah, because that always works as an excuse. His eyes were “bloodshot and glassy,” and there was a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage” on his breath. Smooth move, Justin.
    But wait, there’s more! While everyone else has been gawking at his mug shot, we here at the WAWD pod got an exclusive look at the sobriety test the officer gave him. Trust me, you’ll want to check this out. It’s pure comedy gold.
    Next up, let’s talk about Bill Belichick, the former Patriots head coach who’s now living his best life with his new girlfriend, Jordon Hudson. TMZ dropped a photo of their first encounter on a flight back in February 2021. Bill, rocking a Rutgers sweatshirt, was all smiles next to Jordon, a 24-year-old former cheerleader. You go, girl!
    Apparently, Bill was so taken with her philosophy project that he autographed her textbook, “Deductive Logic,” listing all the Super Bowls he won. Classic flex. Their relationship turned romantic after Bill’s messy breakup with longtime girlfriend Linda Holliday, which, let’s be honest, was like watching a slow-motion car crash.
    Belichick’s post-Patriots tour included a pit stop at Gillette Stadium to celebrate Tom Brady’s Hall of Fame induction. The legendary duo reunited, and it was like watching the Avengers assemble. Jordon was right there by Bill’s side, probably thinking, “I can’t believe I’m dating this guy.”
    ### WWIII and The Draft
    And just when you thought it couldn’t get crazier, WWIII is apparently here, and the draft is back on the table. The House of Representatives just passed a measure that automatically registers men aged 18 to 26 for selective service as part of the annual National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). This year’s NDAA authorizes a whopping $895.2 billion in military spending – a cool $9 billion increase from last year.
    Now, I know what you’re thinking – the draft hasn’t been invoked in over half a century, so why the sudden interest? Well, it turns out that it’s still mandatory for all male U.S. citizens to register when they turn 18. Failure to do so is classified as a felony and can lead to a host of legal headaches. Supporters of the amendment argue that this measure will cut down on bureaucratic red tape, help U.S. citizens avoid unnecessary legal issues, and save taxpayer dollars otherwise spent on prosecuting those cases. Instead, the resources can be redirected towards readiness and mobilization rather than education and advertising campaigns to get people to register.
    And that’s not all! The NDAA also includes the largest-ever military pay raise in history, with a 19.5% increase for junior enlisted troops and a 4.5% increase for others. On top of that, there’s funding for two new Virginia-class submarines and the establishment of a drone force within the U.S. Army. So, while we’re ramping up our military capabilities, the question remains: who’s actually going to be called up?
    Let me tell you, I’m not going unless LuBugg is going with me. We’ve got Russian nuke subs off the coast of Florida and $75 billion in Russian assets from NATO. The secret services' subs are showing up like it’s a Tom Clancy novel. Stay safe out there, folks, because it’s about to get real.
    1 hr 2 min
  • The Unhinged Odyssey of Hot Dogs, Sharks, & Presidential Rants with Donald Trump & Joe Biden! #146
    Ladies and gents, hold onto your hats, grab your ketchup and mustard, and get ready for the mother of all hot dog-eating contests! This week’s episode of the “What are We Doing” podcast is serving up a buffet of bizarre news, juicy rivalries, and the kind of absurdity you’ve come to expect and love.
    First up, let’s talk about the gastronomic gladiators themselves: Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi. These titans of the tubular meat world are set to face off in the ultimate hot dog-eating contest, “Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef,” streaming live on Netflix this Labor Day. Yep, Netflix is now your go-to source for watching grown men devour hot dogs like they’re training for an apocalypse where food is solely measured in units of hot dogs per minute.
    For those of you who’ve been living under a rock (or maybe just not paying attention to the high-stakes world of competitive eating), Joey Chestnut is the guy who once inhaled 76 hot dogs in ten minutes. That’s right, the man is a literal black hole for frankfurters. And now, after being booted from Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for cozying up to vegan hot dogs—yes, you heard that correctly, vegan hot dogs—he’s back with a vengeance. His arch-nemesis, Kobayashi, the former hot dog overlord, is coming out of retirement because nothing says “unfinished business” like a few thousand calories of beef and bun.
    Just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, enter stage right: Donald J. Trump, the man who puts the “why” in “why is this happening?” Fresh from a meeting with his probation officer, Trump went on an impassioned rant about the dual threats facing our great nation: sharks and electric boat batteries. Forget the economy, climate change, or healthcare. No, the real issue plaguing America is the shocking epidemic of battery-powered boats sinking and leaving their hapless passengers to choose between electrocution or becoming shark chow.
    In a moment of sheer brilliance, Trump pondered the existential dilemma: “Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking and water goes over the battery, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?” This is the kind of hard-hitting, deeply intellectual question that keeps America up at night. Biden? Sleepy Joe is probably too busy napping or running his alleged global crime family to even consider the lethal combination of aquatic predators and boat batteries.
    Why are the boats sinking? Is it a Democratic plot to destroy our freedom? Are the sharks secret agents working for the Biden Crime Family? These are the real questions, people! Forget about inflation or foreign policy—Trump is the hero who’s going to save us from the electrifying jaws of battery-powered boat destruction. Vote wisely, or else face the wrath of the underwater electric apocalypse.
    Moving on from the ridiculous to the just plain scandalous, Chris Brown is back in the news. This time, it’s not for throwing shade or fists but for throwing hands—literally—on his fans’ derrières. Brown’s meet-and-greets have evolved into legendary events where fans can not only meet the star but also experience his enthusiastic grasp. For a mere $1,111 (a nod to his “11:11” album), fans get a whole package deal including early concert entry, signed merch, and a personal photo op with Brown himself, complete with booty-grabbing action.
    Yes, you too can have a memory that will last a lifetime: a picture of Chris Brown cupping your cheeks like he’s shaping pottery in “Ghost.” Fans are flocking to these sold-out events, eager to be the next viral sensation with a photo that screams, “I met Chris Brown, and all I got was this unexpected fondle.”
    So there you have it, folks. Episode 145 of the “What are We Doing” podcast is a rollercoaster ride through the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright absurd. From hot dog showdowns that make the Roman Colosseum look like a playground scuffle, to presidential shark rants that belong in a sci-fi thriller, to celebrity meet-and-greets that redefine “personal touch,” we’ve covered it all.
    Stay tuned, because as long as there are hot dogs to eat, sharks to misunderstand, and celebrities to awkwardly engage with their fans, we’ll be here to bring you the best of the bizarre. Until next time, keep your ketchup close and your sense of reality closer.
    1 hr 22 min
  • Donald Trump Guilty and Elon Musk's Internet Mishap: A Tale of Hush Money and Tribal Lust
    Grab your popcorn, because we’re talking about Donald Trump, hush money, and the delightful drama of an Amazon tribe discovering the internet. Let's dive right in!
    #TrumpTrial #ElonMusk #HushMoney #InternetAddiction #TribalTech #StormyDaniels #BreakingNews #TechFails #CourtroomDrama #WeeklyUpdate
    First up, Donald Trump. Yes, folks, he's in the news again – surprise, surprise! This time, he's been found guilty on all 34 charges in his hush money trial. That’s right, 34 counts! I haven’t seen numbers like that since I tried to count how many times I’ve lost my keys this month. But seriously, Trump’s been nailed for falsifying business records to cover up a $130,000 hush money payment to none other than Stormy Daniels. If you’re thinking this sounds like a plot straight out of a soap opera, you’re not far off.
    So, what does Trump have to say about this? Well, he used the verdict announcement as an impromptu campaign speech. Classic move. According to him, the trial is just another sign that America is going down the drain. He blamed the Biden administration, of course, because why not? I mean, who else are you going to blame when you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar, right?
    Despite his defiant stance throughout the trial, Trump looked, how shall we say, defeated? Picture a balloon animal slowly deflating – that’s the vibe. And he’ll be back in court for sentencing in July. He could face up to four years in prison, but let’s be real, he’s probably looking at probation. Either way, this is history in the making – the first U.S. president to be tried and convicted on criminal charges. Let that sink in.
    Now, let’s switch gears to something equally bizarre but in a completely different way. Elon Musk, our favorite space cowboy, decided to bring the internet to a remote Amazon tribe, the Marubo. Sounds like a great idea, right? Well, nine months later, it turns out the internet isn’t all educational YouTube videos and cute cat memes. The young men of the tribe have developed a… how do I put this delicately? A porn addiction. Yeah, you heard that right.
    The tribe's elders initially celebrated Starlink's arrival like it was the second coming of Wi-Fi Jesus. But now, things have taken a turn. The young men are sharing explicit videos in group chats and, according to one tribesman, Alfredo Marubo, are starting to mimic the graphic content they’re seeing. Talk about monkey see, monkey do.
    And it’s not just porn that’s causing chaos. The kids are getting hooked on violent shooter games, chatting with strangers online, and basically adopting what another tribesman, Tsainama Marubo, calls "the ways of the white people." The elders are worried that the young men are becoming lazy and distracted. I guess the saying is true – with great power (of the internet) comes great responsibility… and a hefty side of chaos.
    Despite the unforeseen consequences, the internet has been a game-changer for the Marubo tribe in some positive ways. It’s connected them with family, provided educational resources, and helped in emergencies. So, it’s not all doom and gloom, but they’re definitely caught between a byte and a dream as they navigate this new online jungle.
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    56 min
  • Target Tackles Pride Month: Sending Ohio Billionaire Down To See The Titanic! What are We Doing #143
    First up, Target has decided to switch things up for Pride Month this year. They'll be offering a curated collection of adult apparel, home goods, food, and beverages based on consumer feedback. But here's the catch - these items will only be available on Target.com and in select stores, depending on how well they sold in previous years. It seems like Target is trying to avoid a repeat of last year's chaos, when some shoppers lost their minds over the representation of Pride, leading to the removal of items and relocation of Pride sections in many stores, particularly in the South. Despite the changes, Target maintains that they still support the LGBTQIA+ community during Pride Month and throughout the year, participating in local Pride events and spotlighting LGBTQ-owned brands.
    Moving on from retail to underwater exploration, Larry Connor, a real estate billionaire from Ohio, is planning a voyage to the Titanic shipwreck site in 2026. This comes a year after the tragic implosion of the OceanGate submersible, which claimed the lives of all five passengers on board.
    Determined to explore and conduct research at the site safely, Connor has teamed up with Patrick Lahey, co-founder of Triton Submarines, to design a custom two-person submersible called "The Explorer - Return to the Titanic." The vessel, based on Triton's existing Abyssal Explorer design, will feature an acrylic hull and offer a 320-degree view, making it the first of its kind to reach depths of 13,000 feet.
    Connor emphasizes that this is not just a trip to the Titanic, but a research mission aimed at demonstrating the possibility of building a revolutionary submarine that can dive safely to great depths. He contrasts the planned submersible with the ill-fated Titan, stressing the importance of proper certification and rigorous testing. With a reputation for never taking unacceptable risks, Connor asserts that if the mission cannot be conducted safely and successfully, they simply won't do it.
    Finally, let's talk about Charlotte, the stingray that became an overnight sensation for her rare pregnancy. Initially, it was believed that Charlotte had become pregnant through parthenogenesis, a rare form of asexual reproduction. However, as weeks passed without any news of her giving birth, some began to question the legitimacy of her pregnancy. The aquarium's lack of updates and changing information about the expected number of pups only fueled suspicions. Despite the doubts, the aquarium's founder, Brenda Ramer, defended Charlotte's pregnancy, reminding everyone that science is about discovery and that just because something hasn't been documented before doesn't make it impossible.
    Well, there you have it, folks! From Target's Pride Month plans to a billionaire's submarine dreams and a stingray's mysterious pregnancy, we've covered quite a bit in this episode. As always, thanks for tuning in to the "What Are We Doing" podcast. Until next time, this is Levi, signing off!
    1 hr 19 min
  • Terrence Howard & Donald Trump Are Going to Take CHANGE The World | What are We Doing Podcast #142
    We’re diving into two of the most bizarre and unexpected events in recent news. Buckle up, because this one’s a doozy!
    First up, let's talk about the surreal scene at Trump’s campaign rally in Crotona Park, South Bronx. Yes, you heard that right. Former President Donald Trump held a rally in one of the most Democratic counties in the nation, trying to woo minority voters. But it gets better—he brought rappers Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow on stage with him! These two drill artists, who were charged last May in a massive gang murder conspiracy case, took the mic for a brief but memorable moment.
    Sheff G told the crowd, "One thing I want to say, they're always going to whisper your accomplishments and shout your failures. Trump's gonna shout the wins for all of us." Meanwhile, Sleepy Hallow dropped Trump’s famous campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again,” before they both exited the stage. And in true Trump fashion, he commented on their flashy appearances, saying, "I like those teeth. I gotta get my teeth like that."
    Now, let’s unpack this a bit. Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow, along with 30 others, were named in a 140-count indictment, accused of using their music money for guns and putting bounties on rival gang members. Sheff G even recently served 14 months for separate weapons charges. But here they were, standing with Trump, who’s attempting to cast himself as the champion of minority communities. At his rally, Trump claimed to be a better president for Black and Hispanic voters than Biden, railing against Biden on immigration and its impact on minority populations.
    Trump's rally drew thousands, with supporters chanting “Build the wall” as he made his case. He’s been confined to New York for his trial, so he’s making the most of his time with a series of local stops. But this rally, open to the public, was his big move to show he’s still in the game, even in a predominantly Democratic state.
    And now, the second half of our wild ride: Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Folks, if you thought the Trump rally was bizarre, wait until you hear this. Terrence Howard’s appearance was a trip I didn’t know I was signing up for, and by the end, I was completely lost. Howard kicked off by reminiscing about being in his mother's womb. Yes, really. And that was just the beginning of three hours of “science” talk, with Joe Rogan interjecting with COVID comments (lol).
    Terrence introduced his own version of the periodic table, the Walter Russel Periodic Table, which was news to me. The whole discussion felt like teetering between a schizophrenic break and pure genius—though I’m leaning towards the former. Then there was his take on straight lines, which he claims are an illusion, leading to him debunking the Pythagorean Theorem. Yes, the same one we all learned in school.
    It doesn’t stop there. Howard also claimed to be the brain behind the entire AR/VR world, citing patents used by big tech companies. And the pièce de résistance: he’s planning to kill gravity. “We’re about to kill gravity,” he told Rogan. “I’ve got a model with 16 vortexes in a bench pin configuration, no center attractor, and no gravity whatsoever.”
    I probably missed 100 insane moments, but if you’ve made it this far, you need to watch the full podcast. You might get a lot more out of it than I did. Terrence Howard, known for his roles in “Crash,” “Empire,” and “Iron Man,” shared some of his most eyebrow-raising beliefs. From claiming he can rebuild Saturn without gravity to disbelieving in the number zero, it was a wild ride.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Chat GPT-4o Wrote the Entire Unfrosted & BEE Movie for Jerry Seinfeld & David Copperfield #141

    Welcome back to another explosive episode of What Are We Doing, the podcast that isn't afraid to dive headfirst into the wild world of tech, entertainment, and everything in between.

    First up, let's talk about the mind-blowing launch of GPT-4o by OpenAI. This isn't your average AI chat bot - oh no, GPT-4o is a full-on conversational powerhouse that can analyze audio, visuals, and text in real-time. Imagine having a super intelligent digital bestie that you can talk to about anything, anytime. Well, that's basically what OpenAI has created, and it's a game-changer. The craziest part? GPT-4o can respond in a lightning-fast 320 milliseconds on average, which is about as quick as a human. Plus, it's fluent in over 50 languages. So whether you're looking to solve complex coding problems, get help with your math homework, or just want to hear a killer bedtime story about a robot, GPT-4o has got you covered. The future of human-computer interaction is here, folks, and it's equal parts exciting and terrifying.
    But let's shift gears to a much darker story that's been making headlines. Famed magician David Copperfield, known for his jaw-dropping illusions and charming stage presence, has been accused of sexual misconduct by a staggering 16 women. The allegations span four decades and include claims of drugging, groping, inappropriate interactions with underage girls, and even rape. It's a disturbing pattern of behavior that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry.
    While Copperfield and his team have vehemently denied the allegations, calling them "false and scurrilous," the sheer number of accusers and the consistency of their stories paint a troubling picture. Some of the most horrifying claims involve Copperfield allegedly drugging women, rendering them unable to consent, and then sexually assaulting them. Others describe being groped by the magician during live performances, or receiving inappropriate phone calls as teenage girls.
    This isn't the first time Copperfield has faced such accusations. In 2007, he was accused of sexual assault and rape by model Lacey Carroll, though the case was eventually dropped after a two-year FBI investigation. And in 2018, another woman came forward alleging that Copperfield drugged and sexually assaulted her when she was just 17 years old.
    It's a sickening pattern that raises serious questions about the abuse of power and celebrity status. And it's a stark reminder that even the most seemingly untouchable figures can be hiding dark secrets. As more women continue to bravely share their stories, it's crucial that we listen, believe, and demand accountability.
    On a somewhat lighter note, let's talk about Jerry Seinfeld's recent commencement speech at Duke University. The comedy legend faced a bit of a tough crowd, with some students walking out during his address. But Seinfeld, ever the professional, powered through and even took a moment to apologize for the "sexual undertones" in his 2007 animated film Bee Movie.
    For those who need a refresher, Bee Movie follows the story of Barry, a bee who falls in love with a human florist named Vanessa. It's a weird premise, made even weirder by the vaguely sexual tension between the two characters. Seinfeld acknowledged that the relationship dynamic may have been inappropriate for a children's movie, but also defended the importance of "awkward humor."
    In classic Seinfeld fashion, he used the Bee Movie controversy as a jumping-off point to discuss the current generation's admirable commitment to social justice and inclusivity, while also cautioning against losing our collective sense of humor. It's a tricky balance, to be sure, but Seinfeld argues that being able to laugh at ourselves and find the absurdity in life is crucial for surviving tough times.

    50 min
  • Taylor Swift VS Kim Kardashian | The Tortured Poets Department & Donald Trump Visits Gettysburg #137

    In this episode of "What are We Doing," we dive deep into Taylor Swift's latest surprise double album, "The Tortured Poets Department" (TTPD), which has sent shockwaves through the music industry and the gossip mills alike. We dissect the juiciest tracks and analyze the hidden meanings behind Swift's cryptic lyrics, all while trying to keep a straight face (spoiler: we fail miserably).

    #TaylorSwift #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment #TTPD #KimKardashian #MattyHealy #JoeAlwyn #PostMalone #The1975 #CharliePuth #CelebrityFeuds #CelebrityRelationships #AlbumAnalysis #EasterEggs #ConfessionalPop #BreakupSongs #LoveSongs #WhatAreWeDoingPodcast
    First up, let's talk about the elephant in the room: Taylor's not-so-subtle jab at Kim Kardashian in the track "thanK you aIMee." Yes, you read that right – the capitalized letters spell out "KIM." Coincidence? We think not. In this allegorical masterpiece, Swift paints a vivid picture of her longstanding feud with the reality TV queen, comparing their rivalry to a high school bully scenario. From bronze spray-tanned statues to threats of being pushed down the stairs, Taylor doesn't hold back. But hey, at least she's turning her trauma into art, right?
    Moving on to the more romantic side of things, we explore the various men who have inspired TTPD. In the opening track "Fortnight," featuring Post Malone, Swift sings about a brief but intense rekindled romance with The 1975's Matty Healy. The lyrics are as fatalistic as they are passionate, proving that even a two-week fling can lead to a lifetime of songwriting material.
    The titular track "The Tortured Poets Department" is another ode to Matty, with references to his love for typewriters and their shared admiration for Charlie Puth (who, according to Swift, deserves to be a bigger artist). We can't help but wonder if Matty's ego is as inflated as his hair after hearing these lines.
    But it's not all sunshine and rainbows in Taylor's love life. In "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys," she compares a former lover to a child who destroys his most cherished possessions. We're not sure if this is a metaphor for her relationship with Joe Alwyn or a subtle nod to her ex-boyfriend, Tom Hiddleston, and his infamous "I HEART T.S." shirt. Either way, we're here for the drama.
    Speaking of Joe Alwyn, the track "So Long, London" is a heart-wrenching farewell to their relationship and the memories they shared in the city. Swift alludes to the reasons behind their split, singing, "I didn't opt in to be your odd man out." We can only imagine the tearful conversations that must have taken place in their London home by the Heath.
    But fear not, dear listeners, for Taylor is no stranger to controversial relationships. In "But Daddy I Love Him," she addresses the criticism surrounding her romance with Matty Healy, defiantly declaring, "No I'm not coming to my senses I know it's crazy but he's the one I want." We respect her honesty, even if we're secretly hoping for a reunion with Harry Styles.
    As we near the end of our deep dive into TTPD, we can't help but marvel at Taylor's ability to turn her personal life into chart-topping hits. From shading her enemies to reminiscing about past loves, she proves once again that she's the queen of confessional pop.
    So, grab your tissues, put on your detective hat, and join us as we unravel the mysteries of "The Tortured Poets Department." And remember, if you ever find yourself in a feud with a Kardashian, just write a scathing song about it – it worked for Taylor!
    Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to "What are We Doing" for more hilarious takes on the latest celebrity drama and music releases. Until next time, keep singing along to TTPD and wondering if Joe Alwyn is somewhere out there, penning his own album of diss tracks.


    1 hr 1 min
  • SANDY IS HERE! My Birthday Episode | Drake, Jojo Siwa, Milf Manor & More! What are We Doing #140
    Alright, folks, buckle up because we've got a real treat for you in episode 140 of the "What are We Doing" podcast. That's right, the one and only Sandy has graced us with her presence, and let me tell you, it's not just any ordinary episode. Oh no, it's my birthday! I mean, what better way to commemorate the day I was birthed into this world than by having my dear mother join me on the show?
    Now, don't you worry, we're not just going to sit here and reminisce about the good old days when I was in diapers. No, no, no. We're diving headfirst into the hard-hitting topics that everyone is talking about. You know, the real newsworthy stuff like Jojo Siwa, Taylor Swift, and Drake. I mean, who needs to discuss world events or politics when we can dissect the lives of celebrities, am I right?
    But wait, there's more! We can't forget about the highly anticipated season two premiere of the TLC show "Milf Manor." I know you're all on the edge of your seats, wondering what scandalous adventures await the MILFs this season. Well, hold onto your hats because Sandy dropped a bombshell that left me speechless. Apparently, she's going to be a MILF on the show this season. That's right, my very own mother is joining the ranks of the MILFs. I don't know whether to be proud or mortified, but hey, it's great content for the podcast, right?
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    So, sit back, relax, and enjoy this special birthday episode filled with juicy gossip, celebrity talk, and the shocking revelation of Sandy's foray into reality TV. And while you're at it, show Sandy some love in the comments below. After all, she did give birth to me, so she deserves a little appreciation. Who knows, maybe she'll even share some behind-the-scenes secrets from "Milf Manor." You won't want to miss it!
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    1 hr 29 min
  • Biden Forgives the Art Institute & Marijuana Laws! Trump Farts A Lot & Drake Rap Beef Updates #139
    First up, let's talk about the Art Institutes. This for-profit college chain had been happily chugging along, allegedly misleading students and raking in those sweet, sweet tuition dollars. But, as it turns out, the Art Institutes were about as legit as a three-dollar bill. The Education Department discovered that the school had been pulling some serious shenanigans, like claiming 80% of their graduates were employed in their field within six months. In reality, that number never even hit 60%. Talk about a creative interpretation of the truth!
    But wait, there's more! The Art Institutes also had a knack for inflating their graduates' earnings. In a move that can only be described as "bold," one campus even included tennis superstar Serena Williams' annual income in their calculations. Because, you know, every Art Institute grad is just one Grand Slam away from making it big.
    Well, the jig is finally up, and the Biden administration is swooping in to save the day. They're forgiving a whopping $6.1 billion in student debt for 317,000 unfortunate souls who attended the Art Institutes between 2004 and 2017. The best part? It's automatic, baby! No need to fill out any pesky paperwork or jump through hoops. The government will just wave its magic wand and *poof* - your debt disappears faster than a plate of donuts at a police station.
    Now, let's move on to the other big news: the potential reclassification of marijuana. That's right, the DEA might finally be ready to admit that maybe, just maybe, marijuana isn't quite as dangerous as they've been making it out to be for the past 50 years. The plan is to move marijuana from a Schedule I drug (you know, the ones with "no accepted medical use" like heroin and LSD) to a Schedule III drug (the ones with "low to moderate potential for abuse" like ketamine and codeine-laced Tylenol).
    This change would be a pretty big deal. For starters, it would mark the first time the U.S. government has acknowledged that marijuana might actually have some medical benefits. Shocking, we know. It's not like people have been saying this for decades or anything. But hey, better late than never, right?
    If the reclassification goes through, it could open up a whole new world of possibilities. Researchers could finally study marijuana's potential medical uses without having to jump through a million bureaucratic hoops. Pharmaceutical companies could get in on the action and start selling marijuana products in states where it's legal. And, perhaps most importantly, marijuana businesses would no longer be subject to that pesky federal tax law that treats them like common drug dealers.
    Of course, not everyone is thrilled about the idea of having to register with the DEA. Some cannabis dispensary owners are understandably wary of inviting the feds into their world. But hey, that's the price you pay for legitimacy, we suppose.
    Now, before we all get too excited, let's remember that this is the government we're talking about. The proposal still needs to go through more red tape than a mummy at a bureaucracy convention. It has to get the White House's approval, go through a public comment period, and survive potential legal challenges and future political shenanigans. So, don't go throwing out your dealer's number just yet.
    In the meantime, we'll be over here, munching on our government-subsidized Art Institute degree and waiting for the day when we can buy our medical marijuana from the same place we get our flu shots. What a time to be alive!
    Well, that's all we've got for you today, folks. Tune in next week, when we'll be discussing the latest developments in the thrilling world of tax law. Just kidding, we wouldn't do that to you. Or would we? You'll have to tune in to find out!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
    1 hr 2 min
  • TikTok Tussle: The Messy Clash of Social Media, National Security, and Billions of Dollars #138

    So, here's the tea: Congress has passed a bill that essentially says, "Hey ByteDance, either sell TikTok or get ready for a nationwide ban." Why, you ask? Well, apparently, some folks in Washington are worried that the Chinese government might use TikTok to collect sensitive data on Americans or spread propaganda. I mean, sure, valid concerns, but have they seen the state of American social media lately?

    Now, ByteDance has a tough choice to make: sell their golden goose or risk losing access to the U.S. market entirely. But here's where it gets juicy - TikTok is planning to fight back in court, arguing that a forced sale could violate users' free speech rights. I can just imagine the legal battle now: "Your honor, how will Americans express themselves without the ability to lip-sync to 'Savage' while doing the Renegade dance?"
    Even if ByteDance decides to sell, finding a buyer won't be a cakewalk. We're talking about a price tag that could make Jeff Bezos's eyes water. Plus, any potential buyer would have to pass the government's sniff test. It's like trying to find a date on Tinder, but instead of swiping right, you've got to get Uncle Sam's approval.
    But wait, there's more! China might just swoop in and block the whole thing. They've already hinted that they're not too keen on the idea of selling TikTok. It's like watching a high-stakes game of chess, but instead of pawns and rooks, we've got algorithms and national security concerns.
    And let's not forget about the poor TikTok employees caught in the middle of this mess. They're scattered across the globe, using ByteDance software to communicate, and now they might have to learn how to use Slack or something. The horror!
    Meanwhile, over in the land of upstate New York, we've got a district attorney who apparently thinks traffic laws are just suggestions. Sandra Doorley was caught on bodycam footage calling a police officer "an a--hole" for having the audacity to pull her over for speeding. Classy move, Sandra.
    But here's where it gets even better: the Rochester City Council is now asking Attorney General Letitia James to investigate Doorley's behavior. They're questioning her fitness to serve as District Attorney, and honestly, I can't blame them. I mean, if you can't handle getting a speeding ticket without throwing a tantrum, how are you supposed to handle, you know, actual crime?
    The council members are arguing that public officials should be held to the highest standards of ethics and accountability and that Doorley's behavior undermines the credibility of the justice system. In other words, they're saying, "Hey Sandra, maybe don't be a jerk to the cops when you're supposed to be upholding the law."
    So, there you have it, folks. A tale of two stories - one involving billions of dollars, national security, and the fate of a beloved social media app, and the other involving a district attorney who apparently missed the memo on basic decency. It's like watching a soap opera, but instead of love triangles and evil twins, we've got geopolitical tensions and traffic violations.
    As always, thanks for tuning in to the "What are We Doing" podcast. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to like, subscribe, and share it with your friends. And if you're feeling extra spicy, leave us a comment with your thoughts on the TikTok debacle or Sandra Doorley's bad behavior. Until next time, stay weird and stay informed!


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