This week on the show, Dec’s dressed for World Book Day, and Ant’s found himself a new favourite Dec.

The boys give their lowest ever banana rating, and find perhaps their favourite diary jingle yet… Dec shares the backstory to the day he lost his iconic curtains and Ant offers a caveat for finding out the price of his pants - the question, seemingly, on everybody’s lips…

The team have also got involved with designs for Ant’s tattoo, and of course there’s plenty of letters from the postbag too. Keep everything coming into [email protected]

And if you’re an overseas listener, and would like to find out the price of Ant’s pants, check back here tomorrow for the address to send it to!

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00.00 - Coming up

00.50 - Dec’s dressed for World Book Day

03.25 - Tom Holland’s got married?!

06.10 - Where’s Dec’s beard??

09.00 - Ant’s pant update - send us an SAE to find out the price!

13.50 - Tony Mac & Dec are back!

14.46 - The Map returns - sponsored by Gemini

19.35 - Dec’s boy’s weekend

22.00 - Ant’s weekend with the girls

22.30 - Banana rating - JFK Junior A Love Story

23.20 - Our worst banana rating yet

24.00 - Let’s make banana ratings official

25.05 - Harry Styles at the BRITs gets EIGHT BANANAS

25.35 - Ant loves kissing

27.30 - Ant meets Declan Rice

29.45 - The story behind Dec’s curtains

32.00 - Dec’s Diary jingle

33.50 - Dec’s Diary

37.45 - Postbag

39.45 - How did Ant & Dec do in their GCSEs

41.55 - The team design tattoos for Ant

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