Strangest Things Ever Put On A Wedding Registry
On Buzzfeed under wedding shaming...

• "My grandmother was super offended that my distant cousin had lube on hers. Seriously. I just laughed."
• "I had a coworker who, in genuine earnest, asked for a Volkswagen Beetle. She was like, 'His family is rich, so why not shoot my shot?'"
• "A four-pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows. And that’s exactly what I gifted them."
• "My hairstylist and her husband had canned hams and Jif peanut butter. Yeah, they showed as 'purchased,' so somebody bought it for them too!"
• "Nose hair trimmers."
• "My husband put a lifetime supply of weed whacker wire on ours. Our neighbor bought it."
• "A friend put down rare fish for her aquarium since it's her passion!"
• "Condoms. So many condoms on registries."
• "A coffin. Still have no idea if it was a joke or not. "

What is the weirdest you have experienced?

Use These Somewhat Cheesy Phrases To Make Friends

• “I love your ____! Where did you get it?”
• “How do you like ____?”
• “Do you have any recommendations for _____?”
• “It was great to meet you. I’d love to stay in touch, if you’re open to it. How do you like to stay connected?”
• “I’ve enjoyed getting to know you. Let’s make plans to hang out more often.”
• “____ made me think of you. I’ve been meaning to reach out. How have you been?”
• 'I'm always looking for new friends to [try/do a particular activity]. Would you be interested?'

Some of these might work, others sound like you are waiting for then in the alley by your windowless panel van.

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