This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to fight again, and make your own mascot for yourself. They draft their least favorite sports franchises and college teams and would you ever wear attire of the team you hate? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes.