"Shoes on the chair?!" This week on VPR we watched our girl Ann swiffer for her goddamn life, and heard Ariana ask the important questions: What exactly is Ann's job description? And why does it feel like she's becoming Tom's mom? Also in this ep: sexy singles in a pool, a situationship in a swan boat, a sad Sandoval in a closet ... and Amanda and Ann are here to unpack it all!

Then the gals interview content creator, comedian, and proud girl kisser Lauren Payton about her adventures in assistant-ing: the good, the bad, and the absolutely delulu (36:26). Her stories are cuckoo bananas, so strap in. Giggles abound, fun codenames guaranteed.

To round out the episode, Ann, Amanda, and Lauren deliver another installment of "If They Were Your Boss" (1:17:30) -- they choose some celebs and riff on how they might treat their staff.

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Lauren's Instagram (hi.poppylaur)

Lauren's TikTok (poppylaur)

Ann's Cameo

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