What The Folklore?

Birds are mobilizing, weaponizing, and in possession of some strange and worrying abilities. Keep an eye out.

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Fairy law gets wild, you guys. Also a lot of this part of the "Beauty and the Beast" story is just people in a foyer talking? Disney made some judicial edits, we can tell you that.

Suggested talking points: the giant iron, Mrs. Beauty N. Brains, curse words of 2018, noble tentacle ink, the pity virtue, the baby general, airtight curses, crowdsurfing on monkeys, genie sheep, a new standard for consent

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This horrible version of "Beauty and the Beast" is back, and it ain't gettin' any better folks. If it sounds like the story might be wrapping up soon: you're wrong. You're very wrong.

Suggested talking points: Ouroboros Snake Pretzel, the Monkey Gauchos, the miracle of mirrors, Pooh-Heffalump hybrid, the good dance lady, how monster babies are made, the monopuss: lollipop of the sea

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It's the What the Folklore holiday presents exchange! We got each other some dumb stuff, and a listener sent us some much better stuff.

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While we usually try to stay away from Disney's domain, sometimes there are... exceptions. With good reason. This week, we're reading a version of "Beauty and the Beast."

Suggested talking points: Tyler 3.0, the French condition, hoof dog dowries, movie pirates, summer home shacks, Maurice's romance, pure virility, a human erection, muscle noodles, hulkaphants, Beauty the greedy bitch, prophecy trunk, consensual beasts

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What are you changing up for 2018? We've all got ideas.

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Meg (Tyler 2.0) returns for this week's story "The Smith They Dared Not Let Into Hell." It's a difficult one to parse, especially with all the nicknames we added by the end.

Suggested talking points: Tyler 2.0, deal details, popping a horse, smith the maiden, tragic horse murder, hover-horse, Mr. Denny's Smith, fastest ironer in the West, sanctified pinochle

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We have a special guest this week: Tyler's partner Meg is filling in for him while he's traveling for the holidays. We're breaking down the vanity plate industry, and how to get the best cat wine.

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This week we're going to read the version of "The Three Sisters" that was actually suggested to us, and is actually a Grimm story. We're not sure which one is more absurd.

Suggested talking points: self-krampus, experimenting with potatoes, unreliable bearnator, bear propaganda, chest full of piss, chapter potato bankruptcy, cloaca efficiency, royalty vision, the dumbest Cinderella, Charlie Tuna the serial killer, 1000% fuckboi, scareprince, Gordie's trend list

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Welcome to Food Network's hottest new show: Secret Ops Grocery! We're going to need a lot of money to get started, as well as cooperation from law enforcement and global banks.

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