What The Folklore?

Important little details concerning fairies in this week's story, called "Childe Roland." But, they're buried under a lot of nonsense about some very weird brothers, and Bobby Flay's attempt to end the Iron Chef competition once and for all.

This episode brought to you by executive producer Jerimiah, Aarne-Thompson type 440: The Frog King.

Suggested talking points: house persons, the little engine that thought about it, Merlin's final words, the elf-strats, secret bird control, bread cereal, good southern recipes

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The right way to prep your voice for audio recording is to jam a big handful of jelly beans in your mouth right before hitting the go button. Also, we're going to take stock of where A.I. is and where it should be going.

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Hey Ray Romano, we've got a juicy part for you to play in "Belphegor Marrying a Woman," almost GUARANTEED to win you an Oscar. It's got all the key bits: crying in garbage, being hunted for sport, the works. Hit us up.

This episode brought to you by executive producer Lily, Aarne-Thompson type 545: the cat as helper.

Suggested talking points: Van Helsing Media, the Machiavellian Bible, holy man Ray Romano, SJDevils, a mustache sort of voice, noble peeing races, manhunting for sport, sitcom dad noise, solving the devil puzzle, the origin of the remote control

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Remember that flat earther who was going to launch himself in a rocket? Well, we have news. And if you're interested in a robot that yells sex commands at you, we've got you covered there too.

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"One Eyes Two Eyes Three Eyes" tried to be a story about eye prejudice and dumb sisters, but by the end of this episode, it's... still in a rough place. Best pitch so far is changes involving a mechanical wolf.

Music from: My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland

Suggested talking points: mandatory child knowledge, unsolicited financial advice, clicks to Jesus for Dragonball, little goat pimp my ride, a honkin' peebo, menne fatale, only true love can keep a fake wolf together

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What's the deal with cats, anyway? They'd be good at 90's style observational comedy for one.

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Do you have the latest Punzel model? Your witch neighbor does. If you're not feeling self-conscious about your out-of-date Punzel, this week's story "Beautiful Angiola" will make you so.

Suggested talking points: the wasps who are afraid of Prom, funky tree radish, Nostradonkmus, Ocean's Pregnant Seven, the donkey trick litmus test, the Last of Bus, Cyberpunzel, the punzel rig, traitor furniture, corpse face curse, circle-breathing for dogs, tupperware sorceries

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Gwyneth Paltrow has escalated things, and it may be a direct challenge to us. We demand reciprocity.

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We went on a whole journey with this week's story, "The Incombustible Tulip." Was a lot of that journey about pizza? It sure was. Did it need to be? Definitely not.

Suggested talking points: Moon SEO, ponyscents, a biCzar coincidence, horseback MMA, body scraps, Noid origins, of horses for horses, king of forevertown, 48-hour malaria, terror fever, the great pizza wars, pizza butthole flames, a buttmad king

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Goop came up again, sorry everyone. But mostly, we're spending some time this week getting in touch with the alternate reality versions of ourselves: the Bearenstains to our Bearensteins. Or is it the other way around?

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