What The Folklore?

An excerpt of unused material taken from Episode 17: Jaeger Sandmouth, in which we discuss the strange machinations of Future Inventor Gordie, Sexy Friendship Dreams, Evil Dancing Ninja Turtles, Jason Mraz's version of Anastasia, and spin off a new podcast "Gordie Wants to Watch..."

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Hawaii: home to beautiful beaches, gorgeous scenery, sunshine, and a volcano goddess who will melt your face off for looking at her man the wrong way. It's the new hit reality TV show "Hawaiian Spirit Jersey Shore," where everyone is mad at each other, but also they know magic. We read "the Fire Goddess," a tale about Pele. But not that Pele. The other Pele.

Suggested talking points: Pele vs. Pele, painting the government a pretty picture, butthole waveforms, angry five-day boink, Hawaiian bird zombie, riding the rainbow, ghost kissing physics, bear spooning

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An excerpt of unused material taken from Episode 16: Hawaiian Spirit Jersey Shore, in which we discuss the unfinished bathroom business of ghosts and develop a nightmarish Dungeons and Dragons theme park that is kinda cool but will definitely probably kill you too.

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Sometimes, a fairy tale makes a nice, concise point with an elegantly told narrative that utilizes some clear and transparent themes. And sometimes you get fairy tales that need a whole side plot about an island of mice and turning a boatful of people into lepers to make a point that was never necessary. Guess which kind this week's story "The Bronze Ring" is.

Suggested talking points: Wordhole, Worst Googler, Butterfly Tramp Stamp Slave Brand, Powered by Lepers, Fishquivalency, Laserjet Full of Murder, Plotpoint 19 of 24, Too Many Cats, Do You Even Garden Bro?, Genie's Overflowing Cat Stockroom, Cockroach Motel Trap Castle, Don't Be Hubris, A Subtle Ode to Fish, Reverse Scheherazade

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Would you go see a live water birth on stage accompanied by psychedelic music? Have you ever spoken to an animal after midnight? You won't after this episode, for fear of accidentally making promises and ending up stranded on a mountain. Introducing episode 14 of "What the Folklore?" in which we read:' the Midwife and the Frog." It's not the Disney movie, but it's pretty close.

Suggested talking points: Frank and Literal: a worse Amelia Bedelia, a bullfrog screaming forever, live water births, daisy life debts, sneaky liar frogmen, mandatory baby concerts, Southern sex ed, getting vaccinated with humanity

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An excerpt of unused material taken from Episode 14: Chekov's Loaded Midwife, in which we discuss alternate modes of transportation, anti-gravity houses, corgi moguls, and rectum portal technology.

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Episode 13 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "Little Man With Hair All Over". What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

Suggested talking points: Blowing the Master Namer's Mind, Littlefoot's Rap EP, Lebowski with Hair All Over, BDSM Leprechaun, Marvel's Multi-Father, Warmpecker, Everyone Hates Broken Warclub, It's Always Sunny for Scooby and the Gang, Narwhal Culture, Giant Weird Wool Necklace

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An excerpt of unused material taken from Episode 13: A Matryoshka of Monsters, in which we play an impromptu game of DnD, and then talk about Harry Potter way too much.

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Episode 12 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "The Day It Snowed Tortillas". What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

Suggested talking points: the Mexican Fairy Tale Time Machine Prequel, who is this Joe Hayes guy? John Hughes: Master Folklorist, slow motion woodcutter fight sequence, Pokemon as a western, #heresmyaddress, total Mexican Goku, the Testosterzone

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Episode 11 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "Hans My Hedgehog". What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

Suggested talking points: Peasant’s Day Out, Reverse Hedgehog Centaur, Haardvark, Guinness World Record Pig Slaughter, Porous Princess, A Swirling Vortex with Legs, Suspended in Pigs, Bagpipe King Siren, Exponential Wings, Stupid Wish Baby.

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