What The Folklore?

An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 22 of "What the Folklore?" In which we read "The Love of Asagao", wherein we discuss the best place to send Shia Labeouf, our vast knowledge of Japan culture, including where Nagasaki is on a map, what constitutes a fictional map, and where we got our lawyer training.

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You know when you're an owl, trying to make it with a human woman, and you have that one friend you're relying on, who's a rooster, and who just CAN'T GET IT TOGETHER? We've all been there. Discover a weird, multi-species love triangle, brought to you by the one and only Don Bluth as we read "Owl."

Suggested talking points: Don Bluth’s Haitian Ouevre, All Dogs Go to Haiti, Marriage Word Count, getting “Owlfished”, Teenage Rom-Com Dances, Sunlight Ambush, Rooster does his ONE JOB, Rooster’s Night Terrors, Florence’s Owl-Census, Mer-Owls, Alan Rickman as Eeyeore, Mix n’ Match Movies, Emergency Shorts Protocol

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 21 of What the Folklore? In which we read "Owl", wherein we deliberate on the the security of public libraries vis a vis heists, have a book-burn-off, check in on the goings-on of Pottermore, develop a Randomly Grandma Phrase Generator, and definitely don't watch Rock-a-Doodle.

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What do Harry Potter and hillbilly stories have in common? Quite a lot, actually. To the point where it becomes really suspicious, almost like JK Rowling straight up stole plot elements from these tales, like: a witch ball making a family fart themselves to death, or a person hiding under the stairs trying not to be boiled and eaten. In episode 20 of "What the Folklore?" we read a collection of Hillbilly stories to commemorate the Fourth of July.

Suggested talking points: hillbilly ponzi scheme, Jack Honey, attorney at law, the Doc Holler Guarantee, cannibal intermediary, hillbilly brown note witch, Jasmine pooping herself to death, Sk8ter boi fart percentages, donkey senators of the state of hillbilly, the severed hand in Wall-E, ent lilac murderer, paternity test nanobots, Weasley Chemtrails, the Boston Harry Potter Party

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 20 of "What the Folklore?" in which we read a collection of hillbilly stories to commemorate the fourth of July. We discuss how to guess at your pre-existing conditions, why your boss will beat you up for not buying things from the Office Store, and what does and does not constitute a fan theory.

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Lose yourself in a plot of intrigue and deception, as our protagonists in "Sahin" take you through many, many, many twists and turns. Like a lot of turns. I mean this woman is some kind of evil genius mastermind to pull off some of the stuff that she did. If any of you are single, and you're trying to figure out how to get a life partner in the most roundabout, hellish way possible, then tune in to this episode in which we read "Sahin."

Suggested talking points: Secret Agent Secret, No-Incest Doomsday Situation, Fortydruplets, Subterranean Dinosaurs, Toilet Tutorial/”Bathroom Tech”, Toileting from the Eyes, the Weirdest Blue’s Clues, Bachelorette bathtub poops, candy effigy, “A small slice of her whipping life”, The Ol’ Candy Wife Swap, Samwise’s Travelling tales, How I Met Your Mother: True Ending, Candy World, Grandmother Insults

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 19 of What the Folklore? In which we read "Sahin", wherein we learn what constitutes a "Shorts Emergency", what constitutes a "Duck", start two new political parties simply to make them rivals, and discuss the aptitude of Secret Agent Babies.

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If you think that enlightenment is about self-control, spirituality, and connectedness, you're wrong. You're so wrong. Enlightenment is about getting wasted, stealing magical fruit and pills, and then hiding from what you've done, starting a war with Heaven in the process. In episode 18 of What the Folklore? we read chapter 5 of "The Journey West."

Suggested talking points: the Bear Foot Immortal, Trump enlightenment, stacked beach bonuses, the Miraculous Investigator

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 18 of What the Folklore? In which we read "The Monkey King: Chapter 5" In which we discuss: aging graphic arts masters, the origins of copyright, and Wilford Brimley's Puppet Masterstache.

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Have you ever wanted power? Control over your fellow men? A meteoric rise can be yours, and all you need to do is: adopt a cat. And it doesn't hurt if you're a grizzled hobo baby who has ridden the rails a few times, like the hero of our episode 17 story: "The History of Whittington."

Suggested talking points: Hobabos, State Senator Gordie, conspiracy theory ASMR, Ratatouille Island, the Even Count, Tyler: Master of all History, genetically engineered mouse woman, cat-propelled get rich quick scheme, Brock the vote, bell-induced puberty, a ship named Unicorn

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