An excerpt of unused material taken from Episode 5: Fifty Shades of Pink, in which we discuss becoming an exponential doctor, and Ozzy's role at our family reunions.

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Episode 5 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "Felicia and the Pot of Pinks". What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

Suggested talking points: hobby balaclavas, flower puberty, "Nurse me, Daystar!", pregnancy towers, the ol' baby switcharoo, cabbage patch soldiers

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Episode 4 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "The Brave Little Tailor." What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

Suggested talking points: #Girdleup, WWE Championship girdle resume, freeze tag succession, assassination-related marriage clauses, wild boar clergies, unicorn catcallers, unicorn pickup lines, blind giants' rules for murder, 14th century German anime.

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Episode 3 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "The Goose Girl." What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

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Episode 2 of What the Folklore: Making Sense of Senseless Tales, in which we read "The Master Maid." What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

Suggested subjects for debate: apple-based allegiances, monarchical interograde amnesia, the rule of threes, Troll Witch racism, the Frozen sequel

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Episode 1 of What the Folklore: making sense of senseless tales. In which we read "The Wonderful Sheep." What the Folklore is a comedy podcast trying to make sense of nonsensical stories. We deal in strange mythology and folktales from around the globe.

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