Sarah finally persuades Heather to watch her most favorite, cherished musical-film, Victor/Victoria, and by Goddess, she’s glad she did.  This movie can turn the most depressed funk-riddled dour of a pouty frown, upside down. 

In a splendid cacophony of whimsy, Julie Andrews delights, charms, and mystifies in this gender bending musical romp. Which end is up? No need to choose. This comically tight, fast paced, clever romance cloaked in drag, will have you muttering things to yourself like, “Dang, Julie Andrews is certainly not a prude..” It’s just your typical boy meets girl playing a boy playing a girl frolic. 

This spectacular ensemble cast embraces their perfectly over-the-top roles, yes, we are looking at you, Leslie Ann Warren and Robert Preston. 

Join us as we explore the vibrant musical, Victor/Victoria!

Every middle school slumber party we went to had at least one obligatory viewing of this John Hughes tribute to awkward teens and dysfunctional families everywhere. 

Can anyone not relate to this movie? Either as the uber nerd, horny jock, popular kid who grows a conscience, sarcastic friend, or blushing awkward emotive teen with confidence issues?  We realize Joan Cusack’s geeky, doll sweater wearing character is Heathers spirit animal…forever bumping her headgear on the proverbial,  just out of reach water fountain.

(Let’s go Make Ourselves Available)

Sarah and Heather discuss how vastly socially and racially problematic this movie is, viewed through a 2020 dumpster-fire soaked lens, but how yet still our smoldering, unfailing adoration for Ultra Crush Jake Ryan ever endures.

True Love Always. 

Is a Kiss ever just a Kiss? A sigh ever just a sigh? 

Who cares, but come take a trip down romantically, swoony lane with Sarah and Heather as we dissect and decimate Nora Ephron’s sentimental staple, Sleepless in Seattle.

This movie is certainly one “Affair to Remember,” except the two protagonists actually don’t really meet officially until the end of the movie.  We will discuss such atrocities like, “Gee, they tried really hard to subdue Bill Pullman’s innate hotness,” and the soundtrack artists have way more diversity than the entire movie itself. But there’s no denying the incomparable destiny-laced fantasy of two souls being fated to meet each other, and taking steps the entire movie towards each other. But as Sarah put it, in Annie/Meg Ryan’s case, hers were downright stalky and would never hold up in court if the genders were reversed. Ah yes, meet me at Tiffany’s for champagne and whimsey, as we plunder through the classic, Sleepless in Seattle.

Ok we are doing it - tackling the Eros-laden - lost love- torch burn second movie in the epic trilogy - Before Sunset.

Might want to disable your phone so you don’t text that ex and quit your job after watching this one. Linklater does it again, but this time with ALLLL the feelings. 

What happens when you run into your fantasy, nine years later? You know, that person who actually made you believe in all the romanic bullshit- way back when you still had refreshing hope, a thirst for love, youthful optimism, and bottled up enthusiasm perched on the edge of your wide open future ahead? Ahhh, remember that? 

This movie is an absolute mirror for that person you used to be, so watch with caution and care. 

Sarah and Heather reflect upon Jesse and Celine….9 years later.

This duo is an absolute dynamite powder keg of “could have been/meant to be,” just waiting to be exploded, and Paris is the endless match.

Join us as we pick the scab of desire and regret.

All Hail Queen of Vogue Barbie - Kim Cattrall! 

Only the 80’s can take the Greek tragedy of Pygmalion, add a peppy soundtrack with The Go-Gos and Starship, and make you want to sprint back to the mall in your shoulder pads and pumps to look for love again. In this ultimate sculpt-meet-cute, only window shopping is needed.  Love explodes through the department store window display. 

Only in this movie, sexual harassment from your coworkers and boss = just another day at on the job for any female employee.  

Perhaps it is fitting, that the elusive female ideal portrayed is part plastic, with a hefty amount of wood. 

Sarah and Heather discuss this lighthearted, overnight mall fantasy which antidotally gives Splash a run for its money.

This movie has something for literally everyone. 

We are absolutely not sports fans, but upon re-watching this 1992 film we still find ourselves gyrating to “Slow Ride,” at stadium decibel levels, enthusiastically doing the wave, and cheering, “USA, USA, USA!!”

The chemistry between Ice Queen Moira Kelly and Jock knucklehead D.B. Sweeney leaves you absolutely breathless. The mental foreplay between this competitive “Oil and Water” figure skating pair will have you wondering if you just had a hot-flash. 

Uh, TOEPICK. 

Sarah and Heather also reveal a notorious secret given by Paul Michael Glaser himself about this beloved film. 

Join us as we take it all the way to "The Cutting Edge."

Heather and Sarah unearth the classic tale of Pride and Prejudice.

A tale of two insufferable egos for sure.

Oh Mr. Darcy, why do you gotta be so irresistible standing there, desperate in the rain?

His sheer hotness is off the charts, as the lead heroine, Elizabeth Bennet doth protest way too much. 

It’s the ultimate Will They/Won’t They??? ……while fanning about in tight corsets and dust ruffle man shirts.

Triggering yet another need for a feministic uprising, this story illuminates the poor, helpless female trope: Dainty ladies passively waiting to be chosen, and hopefully marry for money, and men holding all the power, since a woman wasn’t allowed to earn her own money. Basically the birth of the concept of the infamous “Gold Digger,” Neg.  

Gee, I wonder why, patriarchy? 

Don’t worry, this repressive tale will make you swoon, especially at the end, you get to witness two bulbous brains make out, as our lovers’ foreheads finally engage in heavy petting.  

You can call the protagonist Mrs. Darcy, if you’re Nasty. 

There is truly not a film out there that stirs the ancient, not-so-youthful blood quite like this one. 

If you aren’t in the mood for an existential crisis, we highly advise NOT watching this especially when you’re having a hard week clocking in and out, slaving and consuming for the privileged 1%. 

Warning: This movie reminds you of your youth. When you had the kind of determined, poetic, clear-eyed optimism paired with radical non-conformity rebel yells, crying MORE MORE MORE.  Way back when you still believed you could make a difference, change the world, and Fuck the System.  

Yes, YOU, sitting on the couch, currently sipping your Soylent green. When you still believed you could make your mark! Remember that feeling?!?!

There There, it’s just a movie. Afterwards you can go back to watching your Cat Video/Cabbage dip TikToks until the voices in your head die down, or rather the voices of Sarah and Heather stop demanding that you TALK REAL HARD. 

Join us for this Epic Episode where we grieve for our youthful optimism, plot against a rigged system, and unabashedly lust after Christian Slater!

Ah, the white teenaged angst is strong in this one!

In this John Hughes romp, you have social caste systems at play here, the guy and the girl(s) from the wrong side of the track, where all the rich dudes have mullets. You have your classic Breakfast Club detention nod where you find your new scruffy pals. You have the good looking jerk blatantly two timing his unsuspecting, naive GF. You have the gas-pumping protagonist blowing his entire college savings to impress a girl who doesn’t deserve it, and the girl who does offers to chauffeur her beloved’s date with said underserving girl. Ouch.  

You have the eternal question: Will Eric Stoltz choose the never-ending unconditional love from the girl-behind the guy who wants the other girl?

If only life was a John Hughes movie.  Spoiler Alert: This is pure fantasy fiction. 

I think I’d rather have drum sticks than diamonds any day. Right?

Sarah and Heather plumb the depths of this Apatow epistle to midlife. 

Stale sex lives being revived with Viagra

Physical validation dwindling….or does it? 

Why do guys like to spend so much time on the shitter? 

But really? 

I’d like to see a guy bring some knitting needles in there...

Parents. What's the matter with parents today?

BTW: Did you know Megan Fox is in this movie?

We also veer wildly off topic and explore some of our own getting older exploits and a few other antidotes that have literally nothing to do with this movie.