We are finally doing this.  The Epistle of Everything: “Before Sunrise”

As Linklater put it himself, regarding his seminal movie,  

“Not much happening, but EVERYTHING is happening”

(I have never felt so seen..) 

This movie stirs up every ounce of your former youthful, doe-eyed romantic optimism and passionate post-adolescent drive to travel the world and shakes it all up like a spectacular existential snow globe. 

And when the dust sparkles settle, we are never, ever the same.  

Except this is only part one of the trilogy.  Hold onto your mushy guts, there’s two more after this baby.  PS:  Want to learn how to properly kiss?  I.E. How to fuse your souls together in an erotic tongue waltz? Watch Ethan Hawk and Julie Delpy’s parting scene at the end of this masterpiece. You’re welcome. 

Known to trigger mid-life crises everywhere, join us as we dissect, celebrate, and swoon over this 90’s era masterpiece, "Before Sunrise.”

Yeegads, 80’s movies get away with a ton of Un PC shit, and this odyssey is not exception! 

In this epic tale of Bitches to Rags to Riches, Golden Hawn and Kurt Russel explode in raw Honeymoon phase chemistry, as their own real relationship was just merely a few years old. 

Heather and Sarah do a deep dive into a tale wrought with kidnapping, coercion, fraud and sexual exploitation, tied up with a bow into a nuclear hillbilly family. (As a slapstick comedy…of course) 

Damn right, Diddums.  It was a different time. 

Jump OVERBOARD with us and learn exactly why such epic films should never, EVER be re-made.  

OMG. He likes you, “Just as you are," but  be sure to lose weight, wear Spanx, fake intellectualism, and above all else…HIDE THE SCALES ON YOUR SINGLE GIRL BOD!

Sarah and Heather know who the key master is. The perfectly utopian romantic male archetype exists only in cinema: so let’s hear it for Lloyd Dobbler! We get into the behind-the-scenes “easter eggs," found in this essential viewing which epitomizes the angsty road to true 80s/90’s love. In typical Cameron Crowe style (as he wrote and directed this cinematic masterpiece) the music/soundtrack takes center stage. Is there a more iconic character than the boom box that John Cusack holds over his head in hopes to seduce Ione Skye in her slumber? Sarah and Heather have opinions, and we will indulge every single one as we delve into the delicious realm of seminal Rom/Dram-Coms.