We all have our favorite kinks and scenarios, and I recognize that, for some people, infidelity is not among them. That's why I've created two versions of tonight's audio. In this version, the object of your affection - your best friend's father - is unmarried. You still commit an unseemly act, but you're not doing it behind a spouse's back.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Lofi Piano Loop," was created by holizna, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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