Our Hoothoot episode is POSTPONED until Wednesday!

SORRY! We were too busy kissing girls and jumping motorcycles over Grand Canyons! WHILE SMOKING!

(Anyway, sorry, see you tomorrow, love you, bye)

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Nostalgia comes to life today in the form of furry gel tubes and a review into Hayden Panetierre’s career—it’s Furret! Brandon and Brielle learn valuable life lessons such as: only high five someone if a Twitter poll says you can, the Law and Order theme song makes for the best transition music, and it’s okay to have a mental breakdown about wtf Pokémon are even DOING (Brielle is recovering slowly but surely).

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Be wary of giggling fairies and vengeful swole Tamagotchi—actually, be wary of EVERYTHING because this is the god damn Sentret episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they gossip about Adam and Eve, relax by a cursed fire, and spit bars about trains.


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Which came first, Britney Spears or Feraligatr? Dump out those cargo pants pockets and join Brandon and Brielle in discovering the differences between football pads and robots! We apologize to any vegans who may be offended by our view on fake cheese.

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Bite down hard on your sandwich (and make a second one for your older, definitely not predatory friend)—it’s Croconaw! Brielle talks about her old child labor days, while Brandon becomes the prime suspect for his lost butthole. And if you thought they’d be better at rapping by now, you’re wrong.

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It’s small, it’s rough, it’s tough, it’s NOT Brielle (Brazil) despite the similarities—it’s Totodile! This tiny little violent buddy just wants to hang out and eat you—why are you being weird about it? And if you’ve seen our daughters, please let us know. And if you know Liam Neeson, please put us in touch as we have a children’s book to pitch. WHERE’S MY DAUGHTER?!

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Come explore a world where friends are just for hire, you have to sing for your mop soup, and your dick explodes into flames if you try to masturbate after a long day. Anger management? Who needs it! Sit back, scream, and turn off the porch light if you don’t want Christian Gollum fucking your night up—it’s the Typhlosion episode!

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Is destruction inevitable? Are we right to be angry in our teen years? Will Brandon ever stop mixing up Chikorita and Cyndaquil? Brandon and Brielle tackle these questions and more—wait, hold on—RORY! GET BACK HERE! RORY DON’T MAKE ME GO TO THE DANCE. Sponsored by BetterBetterHelpHelp.

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What’s that smell? It’s Fartman, here to do absolutely nothing! Brandon and Brielle vie for a NyQuil sponsorship, ask Cyndaquil to watch just ONE ending to a movie, and try their best to dodge social anxiety flames. Get out your diaries (and burn them), and make snow angels in the ash!

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Brandon and Brielle unanimously agree to only call this Pokémon “Megan”, Jimmy Buffet makes a special appearance (please be gentle, he’s going through something right now), and Brandon learns what a pram is. So pop in those headphones and let’s go microdose at The Eras tour! #TaylorSwift

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