Who's That Pokémon?

Are those flashing paparazzi lights on the red carpet? No, they’re AMPHAROS (Cate Blanchett)! Come ride this rollercoaster of an episode where you *might* get hit in the face by a goose: Brandon and Brielle infuse themselves with Spider-Man hand blood, dream of whipped cream hair, and ask hard hitting questions like “how old is Jacob Tremblay NOW?”. Buckle up sailors and fear not, you’re safe (and blinded) by this beloved protective king.


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The French are coming to behead us but FEAR NOT we have the thickest collar in all the land. We’re covering (but not the bottom half) FLAAFFY! Brandon and Brielle try on magical formal top hats, count how many Pokémon have fingers, and discover the true color of rubber. Break out your razor and say goodbye to any hair from the neck down—we’re going streaking, baby!


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WAKE UP SHEEPLE. MAREEP IS HERE TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY. Give this episode a poke and find out who’s your REAL son-mom (it’s Brandon). Pop in those headphones (bonus points if they’re shaped like bee bodies) and tune into a movie executive’s dream scenario—Babe meets Transformers.


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Your future unfolds before us. We see you listening to this episode and telling everyone you know to subscribe—oh wait, we’re just seeing a sandwich. Open your eyes and feel the burden of limitless wisdom, it’s the Xatu episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss if Now That’s What I Call Music CDs are a luxury, imagine Xatu on Pawn Stars, and uncover his hidden identity (he is Dr. Manhattan). Sabrina Carpenter if you’re listening, we have a GREAT Halloween costume for you.

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Look into my eyes. Look deep. Okay wait stop don’t get too close. STOP IT OR I’M GONNA HOP AWAY. Brandon and Brielle ponder if clairvoyance is worth it, start the entire podcast over from episode one, and do the CLASSIC segment “Roll That Die!” where the only winner is violence (everyone knows this segment, we all love this segment). Set aside ten minutes for an X-Men explanation, and find a cozy berry branch. It’s the Natu episode!

The Shagged by a Rare Parrot Video

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Have you seen today’s Pokémon? If not, that means you’re a piece of shit! It’s the Togetic episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss whether or not animals can be pure of heart, ask important questions like when can princes kiss, and break down the Christian construct that is Santa Claus. Flap those rubber teeth wings and hover toward nice people only—this angel is ready to shower some joy dust (PCP)!

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It's our first-ever LIVE episode!

There's a lot of VISUALS in this episode, so for the full experience, watch the VIDEO of this episode FOR FREE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon! Yes it's free-to-watch, even if you're not a Patreon supporter! CHECK IT OUT, its got tons of images / videos / dancing / facial expressions.

Pull your diapers up to your arms and grease up your Bart Simpson hair, because it's the spike (?) ball (?) pokeyman, TOGEPI! See us relive early menstruation in front of real human people. Ponder if cats should lay eggs as Brandon berates an audience member. Watch us give gifts to audience members and feel maybe a little melancholy that you did not receive a gift (unless you are one of those people listening back to this episode to reminisce.) We've got a couple appearances by STUART ZAGNIT aka THE ORIGINAL VOICE OF PROFESSOR OAK and he is up to some shenanigans! It's an egg-celent episode, so get yoked and let's ride on off to Togepi Paradise™ (real place!)

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It's our first-ever LIVE episode!

There's a lot of VISUALS in this episode, so today's episode is a VIDEO that's streaming right now FOR FREE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon! Yes it's free-to-watch, even if you're not a Patreon supporter! CHECK IT OUT, its got tons of images / videos / dancing / facial expressions.

Pull your diapers up to your arms and grease up your Bart Simpson hair, because it's the spike (?) ball (?) pokeyman, TOGEPI! See us relive early menstruation in front of real human people. Ponder if cats should lay eggs as Brandon berates an audience member. Watch us give gifts to audience members and feel maybe a little melancholy that you did not receive a gift (unless you are one of those people listening back to this episode to reminisce.) We've got a couple appearances by STUART ZAGNIT aka THE ORIGINAL VOICE OF PROFESSOR OAK and he is up to some shenanigans! It's an egg-celent episode, so get yoked and let's ride on off to Togepi Paradise™ (real place!)

If you can’t have daddy’s swirl, you can just draw it! Meet me at Hot Topic and jump out the window, it’s the Igglybuff episode! Brandon and Brielle explore bounce vs. squish, dabble in hypnosis, and imagine a world where babies are a source of enslaved endless energy. Look into my swirl and PRESS PLAY.

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Close your windows and lock your doors—the Cleffa are coming to sing and dance and RUIN your hot date night! Brandon and Brielle have a complicated relationship with the moon, ask for NON-EROTIC drawings of horses in horses, and imagine a world where babies are hard workers. So wax, don’t wane, and listen to the dulcet tones of Cleffa!

TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW!
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