QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointed—it’s Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielle’s splattered body like tea leaves, what kind of fart rolls a baby, and act out conversations with Squirtle. Also, they discover—OH NO I’M FLYING AWAAAYYYyyyy……

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A true king doesn’t need a crown to wield his power, and neither does this screaming frog. It’s Politoed! Brandon and Brielle laugh and cry at the wrong things, wonder if slugs can sting you emotionally, and differentiate between “wrong naked” and “right naked”. So grab a pint, sit at the king’s table, and let us tell you the good news of our King of Kings—the Jesus Frog Politoed!

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Waterboard your rocks and peek behind that tree (no, not THAT tree, that’s a rock—yes it IS a rock, it just sneezed). It’s SUDOWOODO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give lectures about happy genitalia, call out murderous elderly populations and their poaching habits, and finally answer the age old question about whether or not you hear a tree fall in a forest (you do, and it’s DESPERATE for you to hear it).

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In this exciting episode, Brandon is ill!

Our new Sudowoodo Episode and Patreon-Exclusive Episode are coming very soon (AKA once Brandon finishes all his soup and antibiotics)

Step right up and see Vegas’s latest magical attraction—it’s the underwhelming underwater bunny AZUMARILL (no refunds)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they embark on a discussion about if Pokémon can do interspecies mating, describe their ideal human evolution, and guess shapes dropped into water (ransom is due at midnight). Pop a Tide Pod in your mouth and grab an air balloon, it’s time to find out why ears are so tall! Really though, does anyone know? Anyone?

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He would die for our sins if he could just drown himself but sadly he is destined with immortality—it’s MARILL (aka Pikablu)! Embark on a tragic journey with Brielle and Brandon as they reenact The Devil Wears Prada, educate you on Jesus’s baby abs, and get starstruck by salad dressing. And if you ever feel like you’re drowning in jokes, just hold tight to your oily tail ball.

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Rustle your petals and hold in your queefs—we’re doin’ a little dance for BELLOSSOM, baby! Brandon and Brielle pine for long lost dance movies, warn you against watching Dinotopia (but you actually HAVE to watch Dinotopia), and realize that sometimes growth means losing something rather than gaining it. But don’t worry, any solemn sentimentality is immediately replaced by more queef jokes. So give that hot hot sun a kiss and press play!

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Are those flashing paparazzi lights on the red carpet? No, they’re AMPHAROS (Cate Blanchett)! Come ride this rollercoaster of an episode where you *might* get hit in the face by a goose: Brandon and Brielle infuse themselves with Spider-Man hand blood, dream of whipped cream hair, and ask hard hitting questions like “how old is Jacob Tremblay NOW?”. Buckle up sailors and fear not, you’re safe (and blinded) by this beloved protective king.


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The French are coming to behead us but FEAR NOT we have the thickest collar in all the land. We’re covering (but not the bottom half) FLAAFFY! Brandon and Brielle try on magical formal top hats, count how many Pokémon have fingers, and discover the true color of rubber. Break out your razor and say goodbye to any hair from the neck down—we’re going streaking, baby!


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WAKE UP SHEEPLE. MAREEP IS HERE TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY. Give this episode a poke and find out who’s your REAL son-mom (it’s Brandon). Pop in those headphones (bonus points if they’re shaped like bee bodies) and tune into a movie executive’s dream scenario—Babe meets Transformers.


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