Who's That Pokémon?

DON’T JUMP! It’s been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. It’s Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandworms, pitch a hot new NBC drama, and make you regret ever hearing the phrase “purple cottage cheese.” So sit tight on that ledge, we’re all on this together.

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In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling.

All 28 NEW EPISODES Now Streaming!
Only @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon!

You know how we tell teens “it gets better”? Sorry Hoppip, your future is BLEAK. It’s Skiploom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to marry this Pokémon off using a Rococo oil portrait painting, do the iceless bucket challenge, and completely ream Lorde out for her Solar Power era. Strap in folks—your heroic hosts turn this garbage creature into a glorious episode.

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QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointed—it’s Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielle’s splattered body like tea leaves, what kind of fart rolls a baby, and act out conversations with Squirtle. Also, they discover—OH NO I’M FLYING AWAAAYYYyyyy……

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A true king doesn’t need a crown to wield his power, and neither does this screaming frog. It’s Politoed! Brandon and Brielle laugh and cry at the wrong things, wonder if slugs can sting you emotionally, and differentiate between “wrong naked” and “right naked”. So grab a pint, sit at the king’s table, and let us tell you the good news of our King of Kings—the Jesus Frog Politoed!

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Waterboard your rocks and peek behind that tree (no, not THAT tree, that’s a rock—yes it IS a rock, it just sneezed). It’s SUDOWOODO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give lectures about happy genitalia, call out murderous elderly populations and their poaching habits, and finally answer the age old question about whether or not you hear a tree fall in a forest (you do, and it’s DESPERATE for you to hear it).

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Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

In this exciting episode, Brandon is ill!

Our new Sudowoodo Episode and Patreon-Exclusive Episode are coming very soon (AKA once Brandon finishes all his soup and antibiotics)

Step right up and see Vegas’s latest magical attraction—it’s the underwhelming underwater bunny AZUMARILL (no refunds)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they embark on a discussion about if Pokémon can do interspecies mating, describe their ideal human evolution, and guess shapes dropped into water (ransom is due at midnight). Pop a Tide Pod in your mouth and grab an air balloon, it’s time to find out why ears are so tall! Really though, does anyone know? Anyone?

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Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

He would die for our sins if he could just drown himself but sadly he is destined with immortality—it’s MARILL (aka Pikablu)! Embark on a tragic journey with Brielle and Brandon as they reenact The Devil Wears Prada, educate you on Jesus’s baby abs, and get starstruck by salad dressing. And if you ever feel like you’re drowning in jokes, just hold tight to your oily tail ball.

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Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Rustle your petals and hold in your queefs—we’re doin’ a little dance for BELLOSSOM, baby! Brandon and Brielle pine for long lost dance movies, warn you against watching Dinotopia (but you actually HAVE to watch Dinotopia), and realize that sometimes growth means losing something rather than gaining it. But don’t worry, any solemn sentimentality is immediately replaced by more queef jokes. So give that hot hot sun a kiss and press play!

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Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle