You find me poolside in Monte Carlo, yet my mind is on two strips of turf on the outskirts of Madrid. Here’s why not just the Vallecas pitch, but specific parts of it, might prove a deciding factor when Barcelona come to town. Please, consider becoming a socio. Only £30 for 12 months - 58p per week. Support the channel, unlock every video. Hit the button, select the ‘annual’ option

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