TODAY: Tony abandons veganism as a group of javelinas destroy a beautiful and not-at-all hubristic golf course in Arizona

And an auto zone employee gaslights Tony about how to spell brakes

ALSO: another one of Trump's lawyers flips on him and his fans wonder "What is happening?"

FINALLY: the California DMV revokes operating permissions from autonomous taxi fleet Cruise after the company allegedly withheld crash reports.

We cover the San Fran-sickos lamenting the loss of the "innovative" unmanned vehicles.

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