Our podcast daddy Michael C. Moynihan is back from the dead for a long (and long awaited) discussion on conspiracy theories, antisemitism, dumb people, and why you shouldn’t end every conversation with a Jew with: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES??

Anyway, it’s not too late to update your 2026 resolutions, and our guest’s advice is to maybe this year, dislike yourself a little bit more. Not in a self-harm way of course, but a bit of self-hatred never hurt any writer, let’s put it that way.

Also:

* The Talmud is very oxen heavy

* Maybe the Somali daycare thing isn’t that bad, or maybe we are just afraid they’ll come after Yeshiva’s next.

* Christopher Hitchins didn’t hate religious people.

Oh great, we made it 23 mins before talking about Mandy Patinkin

* An argument about sexual assault.

* Would you go back in time and punch Mandy Patinkin?

* Holcoaust books for everyone.

* Why should Moynihan’s Goyishe daughter care about antisemitism?

* Antisemitism explains dumb people.

* Why does Europe suck?

* The Intellectual broken windows theory.

* But what about the peaophiles???

* Knowledge is something ((they)) aren’t telling you.

* The book I refered to is Kindly Inquisitors by the dear Jonathan Rauch, buy it immediately and also listen to our episode with him.

* Wait, Zionists killed Kennedy now?

* Antisemitism is just math.

* People should really learn to to hate themselves more.

All of the love to The Fifth Column community!! We love you, Michael loves you, we all love each other. None of us would be doing this without you. <3

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