Emily and Ky are back to talk about fashion, trauma, and friendship! *~Just Girly Things!~* It’s a movie Emily has declared a cult classic featuring probably the most free product placement in history: Josie and the Pussycats! It’s funny, it’s smart, and it features Rachael Leigh Cook in the Life Goals or Wife Goals role of a lifetime! You won’t want to miss this episode; it’s destined to be a Wine Weed Weird classic! Du jour means leave us a voice memo!

Emily and Ky have so much more to say about their favorite furry roommates! Emily’s in her judging corner re: outdoor cats! Emily and Ky love giving their cats drugs! Cats are tiny chill contortionists, and that’s not fair! They’re asking the tough questions like, “Do cats like hanging from things?” And, “Would you make a cat fill out a survey?” It’s the purrrfect episode!

Join Emily and Ky as they stagger out of Birthday Month by treating themselves to their favorite topic: cats! Not the musical, not the movie (though promise, they’re on the list), but their most regular and beloved podcasts guests! What makes cats so weird? Mostly the same things that make them wonderful! Emily and Ky cover habits, toys, and the precious relationships that make them forgive the destruction and chaos. Does Emily discuss leftist politics? Are cats perfect angel babies? More to come next week in part 2!

Emily and Ky are still playing Birthday Month catch-up, but they’re back only a day late ⏰ to talk about a clock-eating alien, a Jafar figure, and fat-phobia in any other language. It’s Muzzy! The remarkable new video language course that teaches children the same way they learn English! They’re going to watch the rest of it. Are you?

Emily and Ky are back with their non-political podcast to tell you that all of this is capitalism’s fault. Frankly, if commercials don’t make you feel that way, I don’t know what to tell you. Wax nostalgic for toys that looked really cool on tv, but sucked in real life! Learn remarkable language skills in a fancy dress! Get radicalized by a cat with a c-section! Slap your troubles away! Have pizza anytime! Please be our patrons so all we have to think about is making weird art!

Emily and Ky are back, and it IS a watch-along! Get ready for surprises, live reactions, remixes, anti-capitalist dialectics, songs about husbands who are coats, and completely natural heart attacks. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

It’s time for another throw-back internet adventure! Join Emily, Ky, and their mid-aughts internet counterparts for the worst kind of time travel, friendship kidneys, the best starfish ever, moon murder, and more! Get your family computer ready because it’s a watch-along episode! Come back next week for the grand finale! Will it be a watch-along? You can’t know! Put your money where your mouth is, but first put your mouth there!

Loyal listeners know what happens when Emily and Ky record two episodes in a row! Things get a little silly on the pod!!! With their special guest and friend of the pod, they discuss cults, high school, who they’d have sex with, childhood trauma, and their evolving experiences with this this quotable cult classic. Give them your money!!!

We admit it. Sometimes we phone it in. Sometimes Emily and Ky choose a super chill, silly little low-hanging fruit topic. And then they end up talking about…well…you’d better just tune in. Are cannibals born, or made? Is there some kind of hotline you can call? Why the fuck does Emily’s smoke detector keep going off? We pack a lot into a half an hour.

Emily and Ky are back with continuity issues, and tooth trauma to tackle the TikTok trends of the future! And also talk about birds! And you know how much they love birds. You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s everything that makes Wine, Weed, Weird! great!