Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are on a roll! Which does not bode well for our Cephalopods. Chaos and tangents rein as Emily and Ky try to discuss the least coherent film of all time coherently. Was it written by AI? Well, that’s physically impossible, but like, it had to be, right? With people who don’t know how to have sex, sociopaths, and entirely unnecessary scenes, your hosts are almost as confused as Mark! Want the watch-along? We recorded it! Patreon launch coming soon! Or Only Fans?? We can’t know!

Emily has ambushed Ky with a song by her least favorite artist, but the outcome is well worth it. Explore one of the most popular artists of our time (which doesn’t mean you be d to like her), and a song she wrote that is frankly bizarre. Don’t worry; the Wine, Weed, Weird team gets to the bottom of it! They’re recording in these streets, celebrating dogs, rapping, and of course, judging. Don’t miss it!!!!!

Emily and Ky are back for part two of the experiment, so as expected, they’re high as kites. Join them on a journey through flavor, texture, disappointment, states of matter, and hard truths! Emily needs you to know how many minutes of silent chewing she edited out, but she didn’t keep track, so just know it’s a lot. This podcast runs on snacks, and this week, they’re center stage! Leave a voice memo to suggest a future snack taste test!

In this very special episode of Wine, Weed, Weird!, Emily and Ky are both sober as a judge! But don’t worry, they’re no less weird. From fish learning about global warming for the first time to cheese that’s getting some action, they’ve brought the weirdest snacks they could find together, and are ready to report their findings. Don’t worry: we’ve edited out (most of) the silent chewing…but we left some, in case you’re into that kind of thing. Get ready for crinkly packaging, floppy waffles, childhood treats, and puff pieces. We’ll be back next week for the second half of the experiment, where Emily and Ky will be…well, you know how they’ll be. You listened to the Thumbelina episode, right?

Emily and Ky are talking about Thumbelina…no matter what Emily tries to tell you three separate times in the first ten minutes. And Thumbelina needs to be talked about. We showed this movie to children???? Get ready for the world’s most incompetent French bird, the clumsiest tiny girl in existence, the worst mother of all time, and a ruthlessly practical field mouse. Plus, all your Wine, Weed, Weird favorites: continuity issues, judging, wild conclusions, interpretations that are a huge reach, and repeating a word with a different first letter for ten minutes!

The girlies are back in town! After a refreshing hiatus, their razor wits are sharpened, and their imaginations are running wild, but they still aren’t glossy. Welcome to season 4, and it’s porn!!! Join Emily and Ky in the porn writers room as they discover in real time where they stand in the search results, learn what a cream pie is, and give special guest Teddy a hard time on their birthday. We know you missed us. We’re glad to be back. This season is going to be the litty tittiest yet!

Season three has been a season of absolute bangers! Join Emily and Ky for a delightful trip down memory lane through an eventful, if exhausting, year! They’ve got past-episode updates, half-baked astrological opinions, technical difficulties, shout-outs, and giggles galore! Get geared up for season 4, Cephalopods! Big things are coming to the pod!

Emily and Ky are back with more stories from the concrete jungle where dreams are made of! They’re wheeling terrible subway stories (seriously, Emily, wtf??), NYC etiquette, and the kindness of strangers. It’s the city that never sleeps with two weirdos who have slept in the city!

Emily and Ky have been surviving this concrete jungle for a hot second, and they’re ready to talk about it in this, their (probably) 150th episode!!! Highlights include our new segment: unhinged stage names, the importance of vitamin k, and everyone’s favorite giant inflatable rat! If you aren’t following the pod, and swiping the good way on Emily and Ky, what are you even doing?

Emily, Ky, Eddie Harris, sleepy demon, and secret Teddy are back to bitch about foisting saving the world onto kids, Bush V Gore, and the hash-slinging half slasher(?). Would you fuck the Flying Dutchman? The team is investigating.