Wine, Weed, Weird!

But is it about Ferngully? Or is it about Golden Corral-induced suburban childhood flashbacks, tamagotchi trauma, and of course, the center of Emily and Ky’s universe and the only thing they’ll evangelize: the Bronx Zoo? Listen, we contain legions. Join special guest Eddie Harris to hear about zoo star Leonard, a mysterious sleepy demon, something squishing, and a short king. It’s a two-parter! Maybe next week we’ll cover the plot of the movie!

Emily and Ky will be on a wild jungle ride the next couple weeks (assuming they can remember what they said they’d talk about), starting with a mysterious Tarzan knock-off: George of the Jungle! With the source material hopelessly out of budget, and Ky off her usual indulgence for the month, they’ve got even more questions and less answers than usual. But don’t worry! There’s plenty of jokes, animals raised by different species, classic cake smashes, bridges too far, and a new special segment. Hold onto your vine, and watch out for that tree!

Emily and Ky are back to talk about fashion, trauma, and friendship! *~Just Girly Things!~* It’s a movie Emily has declared a cult classic featuring probably the most free product placement in history: Josie and the Pussycats! It’s funny, it’s smart, and it features Rachael Leigh Cook in the Life Goals or Wife Goals role of a lifetime! You won’t want to miss this episode; it’s destined to be a Wine Weed Weird classic! Du jour means leave us a voice memo!

Emily and Ky have so much more to say about their favorite furry roommates! Emily’s in her judging corner re: outdoor cats! Emily and Ky love giving their cats drugs! Cats are tiny chill contortionists, and that’s not fair! They’re asking the tough questions like, “Do cats like hanging from things?” And, “Would you make a cat fill out a survey?” It’s the purrrfect episode!

Join Emily and Ky as they stagger out of Birthday Month by treating themselves to their favorite topic: cats! Not the musical, not the movie (though promise, they’re on the list), but their most regular and beloved podcasts guests! What makes cats so weird? Mostly the same things that make them wonderful! Emily and Ky cover habits, toys, and the precious relationships that make them forgive the destruction and chaos. Does Emily discuss leftist politics? Are cats perfect angel babies? More to come next week in part 2!

Emily and Ky are still playing Birthday Month catch-up, but they’re back only a day late ⏰ to talk about a clock-eating alien, a Jafar figure, and fat-phobia in any other language. It’s Muzzy! The remarkable new video language course that teaches children the same way they learn English! They’re going to watch the rest of it. Are you?

Emily and Ky are back with their non-political podcast to tell you that all of this is capitalism’s fault. Frankly, if commercials don’t make you feel that way, I don’t know what to tell you. Wax nostalgic for toys that looked really cool on tv, but sucked in real life! Learn remarkable language skills in a fancy dress! Get radicalized by a cat with a c-section! Slap your troubles away! Have pizza anytime! Please be our patrons so all we have to think about is making weird art!

Emily and Ky are back, and it IS a watch-along! Get ready for surprises, live reactions, remixes, anti-capitalist dialectics, songs about husbands who are coats, and completely natural heart attacks. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

It’s time for another throw-back internet adventure! Join Emily, Ky, and their mid-aughts internet counterparts for the worst kind of time travel, friendship kidneys, the best starfish ever, moon murder, and more! Get your family computer ready because it’s a watch-along episode! Come back next week for the grand finale! Will it be a watch-along? You can’t know! Put your money where your mouth is, but first put your mouth there!

Loyal listeners know what happens when Emily and Ky record two episodes in a row! Things get a little silly on the pod!!! With their special guest and friend of the pod, they discuss cults, high school, who they’d have sex with, childhood trauma, and their evolving experiences with this this quotable cult classic. Give them your money!!!