Let’s just get into it. What’s up with Tiny Tim? Why was he so excited about the goose? Is the Goose song going to be his first rap single? And did his dad get over that whole thing pretty fast or what? But more importantly! Why is the Ghost of Christmas Present so charming? Why are Emily and Ky’s cats so cute? What’s even the point of creepy trash bag ghost if Scrooge is already convinced? You’ve got questions, we’ve got…more questions! Merry Christmas!!!

It’s in the singing of the street corner choir! It’s going home and getting warm by the fire! Love is not gone when the Muppets invade the ultimate in Christmas Classics: A Christmas Carol! Emily and Ky are delighted to ring in this year’s holiday season with a creepy Christmas tale that they have lots of questions about. Who the fuck designed the ghost of Christmas past character? Did Scrooge know he was a dick? What would you do if a bell started ringing by itself in your house? Seriously, why is this movie creepy as hell? If your only punishment is wearing chains, can’t you just sit down? What is the distribution system for the Christmas ghosts? Quell surprise: it’s a two-parter! Tune in next week for more!

Gobble, Gobble, folks! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Wine, Weed, Weird Productions! Joining our family this year is…Ludacris!!!!! (Yeah…yeah…yeah…) Emily and Ky got the scoop on snotty teen daughter, merry younger son, bitter vegan aunt, strange noises in the woods, and the Rootin’ Tootin’, Hootin’ and Hollerin’, Horny Hoodoo Doodoo! Give it a listen!

You’ve been hearing Emily and Ky drop hints for a few episodes now, and it’s finally time to bravely enter the strangest mis-named Manor of all time! Meet the MILFS and their sons, and get ready for bootleg sex ed, literal and metaphorical dirty laundry, confusing belief systems, concerning relationship dynamics, and classic reality show drama. Emily and Ky consider family abolition, midwestern values, and what makes a great sandwich. Don’t miss it!

Emily, Ky, Nate, and Tyler are back this week to talk about their fav Animorphs book (Ky’s is the first one), why Ax’s human morph is strangely attractive (we’re all a bit narcissistic), and Marco’s sexuality (bi). We also dip into how Scholastic is letting us down, what animal we’d morph first, and a lot of nonsense. And porn. Of course, porn. Happy Friends and Family month!

Emily and Ky are welcoming super special guests, Nate and Tyler, (the Morphy Boys!) from Animorphing Time to talk about The Animorphs: children’s books about an alien invasion, mental illness, and war crimes! It’s a wild time when you try to take a tiny nibble of a high-dose edible. The gang tackles topics both silly and serious, and of course, the tough questions: which brain hole do the yeerks use to enter their host? If your partner could only be a human two hours at a time, and an animal the rest of the time, what animal would they be? Did Ky read the books? Are the andelités Spanish? Tune in next week for part two!

Emily and Ky are firing up the vcr, bringing in some special guests, and getting out the dump cake for the last Spooky Season episode of 2023! Don’t listen if you feel faint at the sight of ketchup! Do listen if you love giant earmuffs and puberty! Is it a day late? Yes, it is. What do you want?? Halloween is our busy season!

Things are heating up at combination Opera House and Torture Chamber! No seriously, two men might die because the phantom made a room super hot. Also there’s a strangler now, so that’s fun! You’ll need your snake arm to survive the second half of this silent horror classic, but not your whits about you because absolutely no one has a plan! Except our leading lady who hates her teacher because he’s ugly: she always plays dead! Emily and Ky have questions, mostly about the torture chamber in the basement. Cue it up (we gave you a time stamp this time), and watch along!

Emily and Ky had so much fun with their Nosferatu watch-along last SpooOOOky Season they just had to do it again! So pull up Phantom of the Opera on YouTube and tell the Google to play so you can listen in as Emily and Ky declare the Paris Opera House under new management, multiple characters extremely high, and the basement very flooded. This classic silent horror film features a gaggle of silly dancers, trap door shenanigans, mysterious figures, a housekeeper who’s not getting paid enough, heavy handed lighting choices, and a dramatic reveal that…honestly kind of holds up. Pour your pumpkin ale in a goblet and buckle up, then tune in next week for the rest of the movie because you know it had to be a two-parter!

SpooOOOky Season is here!!! So let’s watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from the ‘90’s! This episode has all your favorites: philosophical enquiries, your hosts getting hopelessly lost in the weeds! Our Bridge too Far! Irrelevant tangents! Cleveland! Cheese! Plus, our hottest new segment, Emily’s Queer Corner! You know it’s all Spooky all the time for October, so leave us that voice memo or slide into our dm’s on the ig and tell us what kind of cheese you’d be!