Emily and Ky just need to dig into this, ok? Or maybe just Emily does. It’s complicated. It’s silly. It’s a cultural anomaly that felt eternal and unchanging. It’s Christian alternative rock from the early aughts! Tune in for technical difficulties, computer struggles, youth group deep dives, controversial teen hang-outs, and that all-important question, were the guys in Relient K ok?? We can’t know, because Emily never asked.

Emily and Ky are still on the beach. In fact, they may still be on the beach to this day! No one can know. And today they’re sharing with you a film that has them all fired up for all the wrong reasons: The Gymnast. How can a film hit on so many niche references to a hyper specific era of a tiny sub culture, and still feel so utterly out of touch, and unrelatable? Well, at least it’s not queer baiting (spoiler alert!). Get ready for poor acting, cringey sex scenes, wandering plot lines, and the most absurd end credits scene of all time. Thank God for that third margarita!

Emily and Ky are treating themselves to a relaxing and rejuvenating beach day…but hard hitting moguls that they are, they’re obviously recording a podcast while they’re out there. Join them for adventures in margarita procurement, breakfast pontification, a last-minute topic change, taking a chance on some sketchy memories of a movie they watched two and a half months ago, and the kind of deep, thoughtful theological takes you can only come to after years of healing your religious trauma by doing shrooms. Also they have beef. But not really!!! Unless you don’t follow them on Instagram. 😒

Emily and Ky are waxing nostalgic about their overnight camp days! Girl Scout camp, and Jesus camp shenanigans, and of course, those amazing camp songs! Why did people die in so many of Emily’s? Why do none of these songs make sense? Is it time for a whole new generation of songs based entirely around “Icecream Paint Job”? Yes, obviously. They’re also sharing an exclusive first look at those top patreon tiers! Remember, no one will be mad if you steal your friends’ phones and Venmo us!

Emily and Ky have more to say about how utterly bizarre it is to care more about an old document than a human life, how museums are full of stolen shit, and how the nerdy guy is better than the arrogant jerk every fucking time. This movie is wild. Anyway, abolish prisons.

Apparently Emily and Ky have never done National Treasure because Ky finds Nicholas Cage’s face to be annoying. Or maybe it’s his hair?? Anyway, your favorite imbibers have a lot to say about fetishizing historical objects, the banality of nationalism, Nicholas Cage’s acting skills, and that time in 2005 Emily and her brother committed their own heist. It’s a two-parter, so come back next week!

Emily is recording (a)live from a Republican fundraiser (family is weird, ok?) where she managed to punch no one in the face, and talk about class consciousness with her sister’s co-workers, so if she seems a little extra punchy this episode…don’t say anything. They’re talking about an alarmingly steep hill, an eight pound wheel of cheese, balancing risk and reward, the pros and cons of tradition, and the lengths we’ll go to celebrate a sister’s birthday. Send us your cheese chasing videos!

Emily and Ky are multitasking, remixing, and theraphizing in this week’s episode. Get ready for all your favorites: Emily failing to censor Ky’s identity, Ky and Emily gossiping about work, no one knowing who actors are, and more! This movie is comedy gold, and this movie on Wine, Weed, Weird is comedy gold squared!

It’s always time for dinosaurs, even when there is no time, because it’s the land before time! Or the land before space? The sun goes ‘wa-wa’?? Something like that…join Emily and Ky (or Jy) as they point our historical inaccuracies, call out prejudice where they see it, and try to figure out what the fuck us going on topographically in this classic film.

It’s time for a song! Mostly because Emily and Ky forgot they needed to record an episode until it was too late to watch anything. But hey, it’s perfect timing for a thematically appropriate summer playlist banger! Especially now that we can breathe the air outside again! Of course, they don’t actually talk about the song that much. High school is a wild time when you have religious/conservative parents, and sometimes you just gotta process. Whether you’re cream on the inside or cream on the outside, you’ll love this delightful episode recorded in Wine Weed Weird studios! Which is a closet. Where Emily and Ky work. Did you know a 24 oz white claw is only $5??